Stupid things men do in relationship

Ntuzu said:

Khantwe usimsikilize huyu bhana

Kiwategu Uko wapi mkulu? Yani tangu wakatae posa yako wazazi Wa shansarie na wewe umekosa Amani!

Weka begani usepe neya na Mkuu!

Mokoyo acha na wewe kila wakati kukaa na mkeo ICHANA wewe Hujui Chakula kizuri mule wengi?

miss chagga penda Mie weye! Dah! Asiione Khantwe hii!

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Ntuzu mkuki ukirudi kwako usilalamike hapo kwa miss chagga acha kabisa
Halafu Excel ameingia humu hali ya hewa imebadilika nasikia harusu harufu ya usaliti humu

Excel said:

yeah! that sound so sweet pretty lady! nichukue na special concetration area kabisa!

na haka kajua, itakuwa ni furaha yangu kukunywesha whisky!..

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Ngoja nianze mazoezi na gym niende kabisa maana nasikia harufu ya kupiga mtu ngumi za reception hapa miss chagga hizi whisky unazoomba kwani zile ninazokununulia na kukupa pesa za kununua hakzikutoshi

Mr Rocky said:

Kasinde usiwasikilize Tized na Ntuzu mimi ni mwaminifu sana na wala sina tabia hiyo kabisa


Khantwe mzima my dear
Nimekumissije aise
(futa Ntuzu asione) japo ni kukumiss kwa kawaida tuu bila ubaya

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Mi mzima my dia Mr Rocky

Excel said:

yeah! that sound so sweet pretty lady! nichukue na special concetration area kabisa!

na haka kajua, itakuwa ni furaha yangu kukunywesha whisky!..

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lo nataka kusikia kelele sasa sijui tuende wapi

Mr Rocky said:

Ntuzu mkuki ukirudi kwako usilalamike hapo kwa miss chagga acha kabisa
Halafu Excel ameingia humu hali ya hewa imebadilika nasikia harusu harufu ya usaliti humu

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Mr Rocky baby yani natamani leo unishike kiuno my baby.... Excel anapenda kuchepuka wewe mwache tu

Ntuzu said:

Ukiona Msukuma tu moyo unakudunda!

Hahahaaaa

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Hahaaaa na hizo sifa alizotaja zinafanana na za msukuma wangu lol

Khantwe said:

Mi mzima my dia Mr Rocky

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unapoandika ujumbe kwa mume wangu Mr Rocky maneno kama dear, dia , honey, sweety, asali , naomba uondoe katika mlolongo wa sentensi zako ... ila kama unataka vita endelea....umesikia Khantwe

Khantwe said:

Mi mzima my dia Mr Rocky

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Asante sana kama ni mzima dear Khantwe

miss chagga said:

Mr Rocky baby yani natamani leo unishike kiuno my baby.... Excel anapenda kuchepuka wewe mwache tu

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Niko hapa baby wala usiw ena shaka kabisa
Nitashika na kukupa haki yako ya mtima wa moyo wako usahau kama Excel na Ntuzu wapo duniani

miss chagga said:

unapoandika ujumbe kwa mume wangu Mr Rocky maneno kama dear, dia , honey, sweety, asali , naomba uondoe katika mlolongo wa sentensi zako ... ila kama unataka vita endelea....umesikia Khantwe

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Hebu mwambie Khantwe maana naona dia dia siku hizi zinaongezeka snaa

Mr Rocky said:

Asante sana kama ni mzima dear Khantwe



Niko hapa baby wala usiw ena shaka kabisa
Nitashika na kukupa haki yako ya mtima wa moyo wako usahau kama Excel na Ntuzu wapo duniani



Hebu mwambie Khantwe maana naona dia dia siku hizi zinaongezeka snaa

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bora umwambie Khantwe kiukweli nitamwaga damu hapa mtu akikugusa na jinsi ninahamu ya wewe leo ndiyo balaa ... usisahahu kuja na ile milioni 3 za shoping

miss chagga said:

bora umwambie Khantwe kiukweli nitamwaga damu hapa mtu akikugusa na jinsi ninahamu ya wewe leo ndiyo balaa ... usisahahu kuja na ile milioni 3 za shoping

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Usiwe na shida my dear miss chagga na shopping ya sasa sijui unaenda Dubai au utafanyia hapa hapa
aione Ntuzu

Ntuzu said:

Swty! Nilikua napima Gia zangu km zinaweza kumteka Kasinde

Mimi niko na wewe tu honey wangu! Hayo yalikua majaribio ya Gia za kung'oa mzigo!

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Ulishanipata mimi gia za nini tena

miss chagga said:

unapoandika ujumbe kwa mume wangu Mr Rocky maneno kama dear, dia , honey, sweety, asali , naomba uondoe katika mlolongo wa sentensi zako ... ila kama unataka vita endelea....umesikia Khantwe

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Mmmm wewe ni mke mwenza waume zetu wote tunashea lol

Khantwe said:

Mmmm wewe ni mke mwenza waume zetu wote tunashea lol

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Nimekupendaje hapa Khantwe na ni vile Ntuzu hapa hajui kinachoendelea

Mr Rocky said:

Usiwe na shida my dear miss chagga na shopping ya sasa sijui unaenda Dubai au utafanyia hapa hapa
aione Ntuzu

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nataka kufanya hapa hapa bongo

Mr Rocky said:

Nimekupendaje hapa Khantwe na ni vile Ntuzu hapa hajui kinachoendelea

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Nakupenda pia Mr Rocky ila usimwambie Ntuzu

Excel said:

Karibia na huku mamii, its much luxurious like Dar to the big extent..

make a trip in one of your holidays mamii.. you will enjoy much!

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Asante wacha nione kama Tized akakubali basi tutakuja wote kukutembelea.........

Labda uwe umeandikiwa na dakrari upumzike kiafya au umevunjika back born... vinginevyo!!! Big No najua una nyota ya ng'e kaka.

Mr Rocky said:

Mkuu Tized hata shem atafika salama salimini niamini tuu
Maana kufika kwake salama ni kuwa atafika salama kimwili bila ajali ila yale mengine sijui kama atafika salama bila kufanyiwa ukaguzi

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Nawe umeshikwa pabaya eeh!!!! Khantwe mumeo naumuona sana viwanja siku hizi.. kwani kakuaga amesafiri???

Ntuzu said:

Khantwe usimsikilize huyu bhana

Kiwategu Uko wapi mkulu? Yani tangu wakatae posa yako wazazi Wa shansarie na wewe umekosa Amani!

Weka begani usepe neya na Mkuu!

Mokoyo acha na wewe kila wakati kukaa na mkeo ICHANA wewe Hujui Chakula kizuri mule wengi?

miss chagga penda Mie weye! Dah! Asiione Khantwe hii!

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Karibu sana, Ndio uswahilini kwetu humu.

Khantwe said:

Mmmmh sijui kwa nini nimepita mitaa hii loh

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Yap nyie ni wakarimu sana. Tulimuona pia tule mbunge wenu Bw Machemli akimkarimu binti flani hivi jina kapuni. Ndio maana hata kaka yako Ntuzu pamoja na Khantwe kujitolea ivyo bado jamaa linatembea macho juu juu tu apa mjini!

Excel said:

hahahaaa! come on meen! sie watu wa kanda ya ziwa ni wakarimu saaana! mwache Kasinde aje aburudishwe na upepo wa ziwa!... sisi hatuna congestion kama yenu huko! lol.

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Wakikamatwa utawajua tu... eti nlikua napima!! SI unit ni nini?

Ntuzu said:

Swty! Nilikua napima Gia zangu km zinaweza kumteka Kasinde

Mimi niko na wewe tu honey wangu! Hayo yalikua majaribio ya Gia za kung'oa mzigo!

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Asalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! miss chagga !!!!!! Hapo ndipo pabayaaaaaaa!!!!

miss chagga said:

Mr Rocky baby yani natamani leo unishike kiuno my baby.... Excel anapenda kuchepuka wewe mwache tu

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Huyu mdogo wake machemli uwe naye makini mkuu!!!

Mr Rocky said:

Ntuzu mkuki ukirudi kwako usilalamike hapo kwa miss chagga acha kabisa
Halafu Excel ameingia humu hali ya hewa imebadilika nasikia harusu harufu ya usaliti humu

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miss chagga said:

lo nataka kusikia kelele sasa sijui tuende wapi

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come on miss! ntakupa zile sweet noise! noise za kukufanya upagawe!

em kwanza niambie nije na mitungi mingapi ya whisky?

cheki hii sample..


its very refeshing... ukiwa na mimi, sahau shida mamii!

Mr Rocky said:

Usiwe na shida my dear miss chagga na shopping ya sasa sijui unaenda Dubai au utafanyia hapa hapa
aione Ntuzu

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Mhhhh!!yangu macho tu ukifilisiwa mie nakopesha mkopo usio na riba usisite kunitafuta

You are very brave my dear Kasinde!!!!!

Sasa apo utamsikia Oohhh ofa ni ya mtu mmoja tu ohhh sijui nini nini? Ukarimu gani uko sasa Excel unataka tu wadada waje? Mbona mie jamaako wa karibu kabisa hata karibu ya kuzugia amna!!!! Looooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kasinde said:

Asante wacha nione kama Tized akakubali basi tutakuja wote kukutembelea.........

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