Status za wanawake/wadada whatsapp ni michambo mitupu

the american dream · May 15, 2015

Asprin said:
Acha zako wewe.... unataka ning"olewe kucha kwa bisibisi?

Msalimie lakini. Mwambie aniwozap....

I wish to meet you

Ntacheka hadi ntakaa chini!!!

the american dream · May 15, 2015

Status zangu nyingi kama hujaenda thkonga lazima utafute interpreter

Na nyingi ni maalum kwa masnitch+bit.chas madafaka!!!

Recently inasomeka:
...either you huddle or yo out the huddle,either you ridin or we pass flyin by sayin' f*ck u!

Apologise lady · May 16, 2015

Dah! si mimi.

Ningekuwa ndege kuna watu kila siku ningewanyea KICHWANI.
moyo wangu umepoa hauna papara kila jambo majaaliwa SUBIRA HAINA HASARA
ukinifanya waakiba, mimi nakufanya wadharura
Nina utamu wa kuku naliwa hadi mifupa, utajiju mwenye utamu wa samaki unaliwa miiba inatupwa

Nimenukuu tyuuu.

Asprin · May 16, 2015

the american dream said:
I wish to meet you

Ntacheka hadi ntakaa chini!!!

Hahahha... popote pale penye bia baridi nikialikwa nakuja bila shuruti.

nchelegwanzingi · May 16, 2015

MO11 said:
Na wewe mbea huna cha kufanya mpaka ukashangae status za kina dada

Kama ulivyo wewe mbea kuja kusoma uzi wa mbea, wote wambea

BADILI TABIA · May 16, 2015

Asprin said:
Chonde chonde kauka kimya. BADILI TABIA akija hapa unibeep. Ana wivu mwanamke yule Michelle Obama anasingiziwa.

Mi sijasoma ulichoandika loh

BADILI TABIA · May 16, 2015

mito ymesababisha nikasome status za watu...

King’asti · May 16, 2015

Na mie nimemshangaa anazionaje? Kile kiprofile foto kidogo kwa mbaaali ndo naambulia kukiona.

MO11 said:
Na wewe mbea huna cha kufanya mpaka ukashangae status za kina dada

kampelewele · May 16, 2015

mito said:
Labda kama ni hawa tu wa kwangu aiseeeee!!

Nina wanawake/wadada kadhaa kwenye phonebook yangu whatsapp, kiboko ni hayo maneno yao ya kwenye status zao, loh ni michambo na mipasho kwa kwenda mbele.......yaani nasomaga nacheka mwenyewe tu kimoyo moyo, khaa! manake utafikiri sasa ni yale maneno ya kwenye khanga yamehamia kwenye status za watu!

Najiuliza, hivi maana yake nini?? kama haters si unamblock tu au?

Pia najiuliza, ni hawa wangu tu ndo naona status za dizaini hii?

Ila Silaha ya Uzinzi ni kujihanithi tu ndugu yangu. Kama hawa wameshindwa ndiyo tuwe sie Ref: Bofya. TAFAKARI

rubii · May 16, 2015

......Na umalaya utakuua!
.....kulala naye si kazi, kazi kujua kucheza nae.
.....tamba na hao vigor wenzako mie somo yako
hiz status za mke mwenza!!

x-pel · May 16, 2015

rubii said:
......Na umalaya utakuua!
.....kulala naye si kazi, kazi kujua kucheza nae.
.....tamba na hao vigor wenzako mie somo yako
hiz status za mke mwenza!!

Nahis namba ya huyu mtu ninayo..Alafu anafanya shirika kubwa tu...Yaan anashangaza duu.

Raynavero · May 16, 2015

ngoja ukutane na wake wenza sasa

hizo status majanga

guasa · May 16, 2015

Kuna ka binti kaliandika alie itoa hakuniganda sembuse wewe.

Aristidi selestin · May 16, 2015

guasa said:
Kuna ka binti kaliandika alie itoa hakuniganda sembuse wewe.

Haaa haa haaa mkuuu umetisha

rubii · May 16, 2015

x-pel said:
Nahis namba ya huyu mtu ninayo..Alafu anafanya shirika kubwa tu...Yaan anashangaza duu.

nmmmh........weee!!

mito · May 16, 2015

BADILI TABIA said:
mito ymesababisha nikasome status za watu...

Aaaah kasome utuletee mrejesho mkuu

mito · May 16, 2015

geniveros said:
ngoja ukutane na wake wenza sasa

hizo status majanga

Haaaaa kwa wake wenza sipati picha walahi

mito · May 16, 2015

kampelewele said:
Ila Silaha ya Uzinzi ni kujihanithi tu ndugu yangu. Kama hawa wameshindwa ndiyo tuwe sie Ref: Bofya. TAFAKARI

ukijihanithi hata upadri hupewi

mito · May 16, 2015

nchelegwanzingi said:
Kama ulivyo wewe mbea kuja kusoma uzi wa mbea, wote wambea

Safi sana mkuu, nimependa ulivyomjibu!! mijitu mingine sijui ikoje yaani

amaizing · May 16, 2015

Asprin said:
Hahahaha kuna kamchuchu kamoja kalinizawadia tunda... kesho yake status ikasomeka "Jiandae na kulea baba kijacho"

Nusura nizimie.... Najiandaa kutandikwa mwiko na bibi yenu kichanga kitakapoletwa home....

Ee shetani ingilia kati isitokee..

Daahhh.nimecheka sana kweli jf raha

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