Status za wanawake/wadada whatsapp ni michambo mitupu

[Smart911]

Wanatafuta umaarufu tu.

 

[Diva Beyonce]

Hahahaha kuna kamchuchu kamoja kalinizawadia tunda... kesho yake status ikasomeka "Jiandae na kulea baba kijacho"

Nusura nizimie.... Najiandaa kutandikwa mwiko na bibi yenu kichanga kitakapoletwa home....

Ee shetani ingilia kati isitokee..

Hahaaa na alikuweza kweli kufikisha ujumbe aliokusudia.

 

[Asprin]

Hahaaa na alikuweza kweli kufikisha ujumbe aliokusudia.

Chonde chonde kauka kimya. BADILI TABIA akija hapa unibeep. Ana wivu mwanamke yule Michelle Obama anasingiziwa.

 

[Junior. Cux]

Hahahaaaa wa mata.....

Hahha ka ndo huo bora na we ukalie upate....

 

[Kimbley]

Hahahaha kuna kamchuchu kamoja kalinizawadia tunda... kesho yake status ikasomeka "Jiandae na kulea baba kijacho"

Nusura nizimie.... Najiandaa kutandikwa mwiko na bibi yenu kichanga kitakapoletwa home....

Ee shetani ingilia kati isitokee..

ahahahaa!!tena ikiwezekana akupige na mwiko wenye ugali wa moto!!!

 

[Asprin]

Yangu nimeandika....."yangu tangaza yako kalia uote mkia"

Hahahah yani nyie bhana.... mshkaji alikuta status ya mkewe inasomeka "Nisamehe mme wangu, shetani alinipitia"

Akaskuti hajagombana na mkewe kitambo, hajakosewa na mkewe kitambo....

Akaunganisha dots shetani akiwapitia watu huwa wanafanyaje.... machale yakamcheza.... Akafanya maamuzi magumu. Ulivyo mbea utaniuliza kilichotokea ni nini

 

[Asprin]

ahahahaa!!tena ikiwezekana akupige na mwiko wenye ugali wa moto!!!

Hakyamama ungekuwa Mungu wewe, Mswati angeshaRIP siku nyiiingi.

 

[HIMARS]

Whatsapp bana.

 

[cute b]

Hahahah yani nyie bhana.... mshkaji alikuta status ya mkewe inasomeka "Nisamehe mme wangu, shetani alinipitia"

Akaskuti hajagombana na mkewe kitambo, hajakosewa na mkewe kitambo....

Akaunganisha dots shetani akiwapitia watu huwa wanafanyaje.... machale yakamcheza.... Akafanya maamuzi magumu. Ulivyo mbea utaniuliza kilichotokea ni nini

Hahahaaaa huo ubuyuu jamani kama vile nimelogewa..
Enheeeeee ikawajee...
Ebu agiza pepsi apo nakuja kulipa

 

[Asprin]

Hahahaaaa huo ubuyuu jamani kama vile nimelogewa..
Enheeeeee ikawajee...
Ebu agiza pepsi apo nakuja kulipa

Yani kwa hili labda uniahidi rushwa ya ngono hakyamama...

 

[mwalimumzalendo1]

Hahahaaa "Eti unanipenda umenizaa wewe?"

Yangu nimeandika....."yangu tangaza yako kalia uote mkia"

Hahahaha kuna kamchuchu kamoja kalinizawadia tunda... kesho yake status ikasomeka "Jiandae na kulea baba kijacho"

Nusura nizimie.... Najiandaa kutandikwa mwiko na bibi yenu kichanga kitakapoletwa home....

Ee shetani ingilia kati isitokee..

Hahahaha daaah

 

[cute b]

Yani kwa hili labda uniahidi rushwa ya ngono hakyamama...

Ngono umepataa mie tenaaa ninavyopenda umbeaa...eheeee sema unataka vingapi?

 

[Asprin]

Ngono umepataa mie tenaaa ninavyopenda umbeaa...eheeee sema unataka vingapi?

Khee.... kwa umri huu cha tatu linatoka povu... tatizo cha kwanza masaa manne... inahitaji uvumilivu.

Ngoja nifuatilie status yako isije ikawa ushanipiga kibomu

 

[Sikununu]

Eti ukitaka tamu huwe na hamu..

 

[cute b]

Khee.... kwa umri huu cha tatu linatoka povu... tatizo cha kwanza masaa manne... inahitaji uvumilivu.

Ngoja nifuatilie status yako isije ikawa ushanipiga kibomu

Hahahaaa saivi nimeweka "some pple ar liv b coz its illegal to kill em"

 

[data]

Broken hearted.

 

[Asprin]

Hahahaaa saivi nimeweka "some pple ar liv b coz its illegal to kill em"

What????????

 

[cute b]

What????????

Yeeeeaaahhh.... aya nimalizie ule ubuyu kabla sijakuwekea signature kweny profil yangu ya jf

 

[mito]

Cjui wamgu wasomi sana, naona wana status nzuri tu za kupendeza

how comes mkuu???

hebu wote waliko kwenye phonebook yako ya kawaida jaribu kuwaweka whatsapp, kisha pitia status zao ndo utaamini nachosema

 

[Ty_Vigilante]

Watsup...?"de skies"