SMS hizi! Ungefanyaje?

Kamuzu · Sep 6, 2012

HP1 said:
Duuuh kanisa la freemasons nini mkuu?

Umeona eee?

Dena Amsi · Sep 6, 2012

HP1 said:
Teacher: Which crops does Africa export to Europe?
Student: Coffee
Teacher: Good. How many types do we have?!!
Student: Two types
Teacher: Very good. What are they?
Student: Coffee Annan and Coffee Olomide mpiga sebenes
Teacger: Mungu wangu wee...!! Kweli hapa sina mwanafunzi!

You made my day ha ha ha ha nimechekaje aisee

HP1 · Sep 6, 2012

Kamuzu said:
Umeona eee?

Hahahaaaa

Zero One Two · Sep 6, 2012

holaaaaaa

HP1 · Sep 6, 2012

Joyce said:
mh fabilone, hapo patakuwa baa hakyanani hata si kanisani wajameni!

Joyce umeona eeh?

AKUNTUMU · Sep 6, 2012

teh, teh teh. Huyo mwanafunz nimempenda

chameli · Sep 6, 2012

Demu alifariki kwa ukimwi sasa mama yake akawa anaangalia nguo zake akakuta bikini mama akasema, kweli ugonjwa huu ni mbaya umekondesha mpaka chupi!

Mudylee · Sep 6, 2012

Kama haja ndogo tunaiita "short call"

Haja kubwa tunaiita "long call"

**** uwezekano kujamba iiitweee "missed call"

HP1 · Sep 7, 2012

Je, ungekuwa ndio baba yake ungefanyaje?

Binti kwa bahati mbaya ametuma msg kwa baba yake ambayo alitaka kumtumia boyfriend wake, akisema sweetheart siwezi kuitoa hii mimba. Kumbuka nimeshatoa mimba 17 ulizonipa. Minaogopa naweza kuharibu kizazi. Usijali ninawaandalia wazazi wangu chakula, nitawawekea sumu ili turithi mali zao. Bye sweetheart, I love you.

Je, ungekuwa ndio baba yake ungefanyaje?

HP1 · Sep 7, 2012

chameli said:
Demu alifariki kwa ukimwi sasa mama yake akawa anaangalia nguo zake akakuta bikini mama akasema, kweli ugonjwa huu ni mbaya umekondesha mpaka chupi!

Kwa kwa kwaaaa haha haaaaa

Chris_Mambo · Sep 8, 2012

Very funny!.....Ha ha haa....!!!

HP1 · Sep 8, 2012

I won't be impressed with technology until I can DOWNLOAD FOOD

Man soul · Sep 8, 2012

Kuna kichaa alkuwa kando ya bahari cku moja akitazama maj,akapita msela akamwambia vp man,'umeona nin kipya huko?'yule kichaa akamjibu'NAITAFAKARI SANA HII BAHARI INGEKUWA SUPU CJUI NINGEINYWA NA CHAPATI NGAPI.msela hoi domo waz

HP1 · Oct 3, 2012

Man soul said:
Kuna kichaa alkuwa kando ya bahari cku moja akitazama maj,akapita msela akamwambia vp man,'umeona nin kipya huko?'yule kichaa akamjibu'NAITAFAKARI SANA HII BAHARI INGEKUWA SUPU CJUI NINGEINYWA NA CHAPATI NGAPI.msela hoi domo waz

Hahahaaaaaa!

HP1 · Oct 3, 2012

Teja alikuwa anaangalia kioo kwa makini sana, kisha akampa mwenzie na kumuuliza "oyaa mwana hivi huyo nani?. Teja wa pili akasema "mwanangu huyu mwanao mwenyewe mimi". Teja wa kwanza akachukua kile kioo na kuangalia kwa makini zaidi akasema " aaagh kumbe huyu wewe, nilijua mimiiiiii. Kumbe mwanangu umechoka hivi?

Aza · Oct 3, 2012

mbavu zangu,kweli izi sms ni tabu tupu sitasahau siku nilituma sms nikajua imeenda kwa mbea mwezangu tuliekua tunachat tukimsema jamaa nikakosea ikaenda kwa mhusika dah!!sitakaa kusahau

MASELE · Oct 4, 2012

inabidi niende hospitali nikapige X- ray nahisi mbavu zimevunjia kwa kucheka, gays you make my day

idawa · Oct 4, 2012

genius said:
Mkristo kavamia futari
vyuuuuuuuup! Baada ya kula Sheikh si akamchagua asome dua ya kushukuru! Jamaa akatetemeka sana kwa kuogopa ila akajikaza kiume na kuanza kama ifuatavyo:
Jamaa: Ya Tawfiq
Watu: Amin
Jamaa: Ya Habib
Watu: Amin
Jamaa: Yaa Shabiby
Watu: Amin
Jamaa: Ya Abood
Watu: Amin
Jamaa: Ya Hood
Watu: Amin
Jamaa: Ya Scandnavia
Watu: Mhhhhhhhhhh
Jamaa: Ya Dar Express
Watu: Aaaaaaaaaaaa, kamata tia bakora mwanaharamu huyu!

imeharibu mbavu zangu.!

meshackabra · Oct 4, 2012

du huyo jamaa mbona aliingia zizi cio lenyewe

Edo · Oct 4, 2012

genius said:
mkristo kavamia futari
vyuuuuuuuup! Baada ya kula sheikh si akamchagua asome dua ya kushukuru! Jamaa akatetemeka sana kwa kuogopa ila akajikaza kiume na kuanza kama ifuatavyo:
Jamaa: Ya tawfiq
watu: Amin
jamaa: Ya habib
watu: Amin
jamaa: Yaa shabiby
watu: Amin
jamaa: Ya abood
watu: Amin
jamaa: Ya hood
watu: Amin
jamaa: Ya scandnavia
watu: Mhhhhhhhhhh
jamaa: Ya dar express
watu: Aaaaaaaaaaaa, kamata tia bakora mwanaharamu huyu!

jamani hii imenivunja mbavu kwa kweli

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