Aisee, with time utaheal. Omba Mungu sana.
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Even this unpleasant birthday surprise disease needs some medical attention.
The case of the Birthday surprise.
A few days ago, Nakshi came down with a severe case of surprising men. When she drove to his office to surprise her man with a cake on his birthday, her surprise was met with yet another surprise. She became extremely ill and drove straight to the clinic for some medical attention. Her belly started aching, too. The nurse said that they had seen four other patients with similar symptoms.
The procedure
At the clinic
At the lab
- Explore the tools and techniques medical professionals use to figure out Nakshi's symptoms and help diagnose her unpleasant birthday surprises.
At the dinner
- Determine which microbes are making Nakshi's sick.
- Find out where she picked up the microbe.
Answer Station
- Learn how surprise microbes spread.
- Dig into stories of people's experiences with surprise related diseases.
- Track down how Nakshi got this surprise illness and if is from Kaunga, then advise her to seek medical help to stop spreading the disease to other women!
Medication
- Unravel the mystery of Nakshi's surprise illness
With the help of Virtual Tour: Case of The Birthday Surprise | Disease Detectives
- Look out for my thread to be published here at MMU this Friday. But if symptoms persists today and tomorrow, consult Kongosho who is our current expert of reading between the legs.
Nimeolewa na nina watoto 2, mimi ni muajiriwa na mume wangu pia muajiriwa serikalini.
Siku moja ilikuwa birthday ya mume wangu but alisahau ikabidi nimfanyie suprise kumpelekea zawadi ikiwemo keki ofisini kwake wakati wa lunch time, kufika ofisini kwake secretary wake sikumkuta ila nilihisi mume wangu yupo ofisini; me moja kwa moja kufungua mlango kwa shangwe zote nikichokikuta humo ndicho kinachoniumiza mpaka leo! Mume wangu amemuinamisha secretary wake waki-have sex, kesi ilikuwa kubwa but nikajitahidi kumsamehe ila tatizo sina hamu ya kufanya nae mapenzi tena sababu ile picha iko ndani ya ubongo wangu; yaani K yangu imekufa ganzi kabisaaa katika swala la sex.
Nifanyeje jamani?
Msamehe mumeo maana no consumation no marriage.
Okoa ndoa yako.
Kilichomponza huyo bidada ni kiherehere chake cha kuiga mambo ya kizungu. Hizi tamthilia zinawaponza sana mabinti. Eti kaenda kumfanyia sapraiz, matokeo yake kasapraiziwa yeye afu analialia hapa. Mngekubaliana na ukweli kuwa mwanaume hajaumbwa kwa ajili ya mwanamke mmoja huu upuuz.i wa visapraiz vya kijinga, maisha ya ndoa yangekuwa salama sana.
Na liwe fundisho kwa wengine ili kuukwepa ugonjwa wa ganzi ya K.
Mume wako lazima atakua #TeamRafiki huyo cc Mr Rocky
Even this unpleasant birthday surprise disease needs some medical attention.
Aisee sijaelewa kitu!