Sijui niache kazi! Msaada wenu ndugu

[lara 1]

Usiache!

1. Pole sanaaa, mimi mchaga kila siku ananingangania niache kazi tushirikiane business nagoma sababu siku ukimkera ndo yatanikuta kama yako!

2. Dawa yake ndogo sana huyo, kusanya ushaihidi wa sms na simu, na email upeleke kwa mumewe utapandishwa cheo mbona? Au kama deka deka untd nenda nae hotelini mpigwe picha afu anza kumblack mail nazo, sema mumewe akiziona tigo yako halali yake! Au jifanye unafikiria huku unatafuta kazi ingine it will buy you enough time! Ukishindwa nenda nae jifanye Hanisi tu!!!!!

3. The CHEATTER CLUB!!!!!!! @Aspirin, Kaizer, Dark City, The Boss kuna kikao cha dharura huku!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[promiseme]

Dah! pole sana sijui kwanini wanawake wengine wanakua na tabia mbaya yakujitongozesha sijui huyo mumewe hamtoshelezi au basi tuu balaa lake, ebu mulize tatizo ni kitu gani mpaka anakua haridhiki au anashida gani?
Usiwe dhaifu kwake mueleze mpango wakupigiwa cm usiku awache sababu wewe unamke na haitakua vizuri sababu hakuna siri baina ya wewe na mkeo,pindi akijua anaweza kujakuleta matatizo sio kwako wewe tuu bali hata kwake yeye na mumewe. vile vile ake afikirie tena kwani unamuheshimu sana na hukutegemea kama anaeza kukwambia hayo...

 

[Fugwe]

I learnt something and very interesting from those who contributed. all advice from women forbid the guy to have sex with the woman. Most men who contributed, wanted a guy to hook the woman. Let us asked ourselves why there is difference betwwen men and women who gave advice to the guy?? Men say do it. Women say don't do it. why?????????????????

 

[Jagarld]

Unanikumbusha utani wa Mmakonde alipomwona mwizi wa nazi zake juu, kwamba "njomba uchipande wala uchichuke, uchiruke wala uchibaki hapo, ukifanya hivyo njomba nchale".

Kaka haupo salama, whether ummege au umpotezee. Cha kufanya acha kazi hapo, siyo salama kwako, na kesho au kesho kutwa usirudie kosa hili!

kweli ndg MESTOD amani haipo kabisa,sijawahi kufikiria au kutamani kutembea na mke wa mtu,kama ilitokea nilifanya labda kwa kudanganywa na mhusika sababu mke wa mtu kwangu ni "HAPANA" kazi nayo ndo hivo tena kule niliacha baada ya kujazwa ujinga na huy u mdada wala sikua alikuwa na lake moyoni.

 

[Tamatheo]

duh!!! ulipokosea ni pale demu kukupigia pande kupata kazi mwana...iwe fundisho kwa wanaume wengine dnt ever ever let mwanamke akupigie pande...wewe kama vyeti vyako vimekalika ya nini kubebeka.
sasa mwana hapo huna jinsi wewe itabidi tuu umege huyo dada...na tena umpige dozi kamilifu mpaka adate kweli kweli huku ukijua kabisa hapo ngoma nje nje. wewe mwana vitu atakavyotaka kukufanyia hakikisha hela zinajaaa benk account yako maana itabidi uanze kutumia ARV toka ulaya maana bongo wameshachakachua. pole sana

Hapana ndg wapo wanawake wanaoweza kukupa mchongo bila hata kufikiria ngono, mie nipo kazini kwa mchongo wa Mke wa boss na tunaheshimiana mwaka wa 4 sasa.....hao mafedhuli wachache wasiondoe maana kwamba wanawake wanaweza kuwapa wanaume michongo ya kazi.

 

[Prisoner 46664]

Mke wa mtu sumu mkuu,,usijaribu...mtenda hutendwa...tafuta kazi nyingine taratibu wakati unamzuga

 

[Tamatheo]

Usiache!

Tungo tata

 

[Watu8]

1. Kaka inabidi uwe kama Will Gamba au Jason Bourne, jaribu kurekodi mazungumzo yenu ambayo unadhani yanaweza kutumika kama ushahidi mbeleni.

2. Jaribu kumueleza kuwa unamuheshimu sana kuliko anavyodhani na usingependa kuingilia mahusiano yake.

3. Do the old school style, mweleze kuwa WEWE ni MUATHIRIKA na unaishi kwa MATUMAINI, kwa kuwa unamjali usingependa kumwambukiza. Na moja ya sababu ya kuacha kazi huko ulikokuwa ni ili uweze kumudu gharama za kujitibia na kula balanced diet

4. If all of the above fail, muhakikishie kuwa upo tayari kuacha kazi kuliko kufanya naye MATUSI.

 

[Jagarld]

Usijaribu....usijaribu.....wala usijaribu kuhusiana na huyo mke wa boss, hatari iliyo mbele ni kubwa kuliko maamuzi ya sasa. "Mapenzi yanapoanza usiku unaonekana mchana ila yakikolea mchana unaonekana usiku" Ndio maana hakuna walioweza kuyaficha mapenzi hata mwanamuziki Fresh Jumbe akayafananisha mapenzi na KIKOHOZI....Uwe makini ndg hapo unaipoteza nafsi yako.

dah nimeyatafakari maneno yako yamenipa ujumbe mzito sana,nashukru sana nitayafanyia kazi ndg yangu.

 

[lara 1]

1. Kaka inabidi uwe kama Will Gamba au Jason Bourne, jaribu kurekodi mazungumzo yenu ambayo unadhani yanaweza kutumika kama ushahidi mbeleni.

2. Jaribu kumueleza kuwa unamuheshimu sana kuliko anavyodhani na usingependa kuingilia mahusiano yake.

3. Do the old school style, mweleze kuwa WEWE ni MUATHIRIKA na unaishi kwa MATUMAINI, kwa kuwa unamjali usingependa kumwambukiza. Na moja ya sababu ya kuacha kazi huko ulikokuwa ni ili uweze kumudu gharama za kujitibia na kula balanced diet

4. If all of the above fail, muhakikishie kuwa upo tayari kuacha kazi kuliko kufanya naye MATUSI.

Hahaaaaaaaaaa! Kama mimi ndo muke ya bosi hapa bado nina wewe tu!

 

[EXTERMINATOR]

I learnt something and very interesting from those who contributed. all advice from women forbid the guy to have sex with the woman. Most men who contributed, wanted a guy to hook the woman. Let us asked ourselves why there is difference betwwen men and women who gave advice to the guy?? Men say do it. Women say don't do it. why?????????????????

Good research? The why is another research to be conducted. Jf ni noma

 

[Watu8]

Hahaaaaaaaaaa! Kama mimi ndo muke ya bosi hapa bado nina wewe tu!

How?? si kuna hiyo plan ya nne bora wote kukosa

 

[Jagarld]

duh!!! ulipokosea ni pale demu kukupigia pande kupata kazi mwana...iwe fundisho kwa wanaume wengine dnt ever ever let mwanamke akupigie pande...wewe kama vyeti vyako vimekalika ya nini kubebeka.
sasa mwana hapo huna jinsi wewe itabidi tuu umege huyo dada...na tena umpige dozi kamilifu mpaka adate kweli kweli huku ukijua kabisa hapo ngoma nje nje. wewe mwana vitu atakavyotaka kukufanyia hakikisha hela zinajaaa benk account yako maana itabidi uanze kutumia ARV toka ulaya maana bongo wameshachakachua. pole sana

lakini ndg dunia ya leo kuna siri basi,utafanya leo leo na siri inafuchuka tena mke wa mtu yaani hatari kubwa naiona mbele yangu

 

[Chief]

Mungu akusaidie usijiingize kwenye huo mtego,fanya bidii kuanza kutafuta kazi sehemu nyingine uondoke hapo,mke wa mtu sumu usije ukajuta badae.

Kaishaingia! Kutoka sasa ndo ngoma kabla ya mambo hayajaharibika

 

[Jagarld]

Dah! pole sana sijui kwanini wanawake wengine wanakua na tabia mbaya yakujitongozesha sijui huyo mumewe hamtoshelezi au basi tuu balaa lake, ebu mulize tatizo ni kitu gani mpaka anakua haridhiki au anashida gani?
Usiwe dhaifu kwake mueleze mpango wakupigiwa cm usiku awache sababu wewe unamke na haitakua vizuri sababu hakuna siri baina ya wewe na mkeo,pindi akijua anaweza kujakuleta matatizo sio kwako wewe tuu bali hata kwake yeye na mumewe. vile vile ake afikirie tena kwani unamuheshimu sana na hukutegemea kama anaeza kukwambia hayo...

ahsante ndg,nimemsihi sana yaani heshma niliyonayo kwake siwezi kufanya kitu kama kile lakini mgum kweli kuelewa,anadai heshma aliyonayo kwangu na mimi kwake ni baadhi ya vitu vinavyomvutia sana

 

[kamusi]

I learnt something and very interesting from those who contributed. all advice from women forbid the guy to have sex with the woman. Most men who contributed, wanted a guy to hook the woman. Let us asked ourselves why there is difference betwwen men and women who gave advice to the guy?? Men say do it. Women say don't do it. why?????????????????

umeona ee kama ulikuwa kichwani kwangu..

hiyo inaonyesha tabia halisi za wanaume na wanawake fullstop..wanawake wengi wanajali sana ndoa na kuchunga ndoa zao au za wenzao zisiharibike, lkn wanaume kwao ni potelea mbali, liwalo na liwe, wao ni kusolve tatizo lililopo sasa hivi sio la mbeleni

 

[Joseph]

Wanaume tumeumbwa kwa ajili ya mateso na hilo ni jaribu tu ambalo Mungu kaamua kukupa na inatakiwa ulishinde bila kuumia wala kumuumiza mtu,usiwe na papara za kuacha kazi bali jaribu kukabiliana nae kwa kumwambia kuwa zawadi yake atapata na asiwe na shaka huku ukiwa unatafuta namna ambayo unaona inafaa ama kuachana na kazi hiyo hapo na kutafuta kazi nyingine ama kutatua tatizo lililopo kwa kuweka mazingira mazuri katika kazi ambayo yanaongozwa na heshima ya kazi huku mapenzi yakiwa hayana kipaumbele kwani yatapunguza ufanisi kazini.
Kwa kuwa huyo Boss wako uchwara hajui nini maana ya nidhamu kazini basi weka ushahidi mapema ili siku mambo yakiharibika uwe na pa kutokea ila usithubutu kutembea nae kwa namna yoyote ile maana mwisho wake ni majuto.

 

[IGUDUNG'WA]

pole sana swahiba lakini mm nakushauri utafune ile kitu roho inapenda lakini uwe makini na kazi

 

[Eeka Mangi]

Ya Temeke yanakunukia kaka! Du kimbia kabisa kaa mbali Mangi! UTAGANDIANA!

 

[fimboyaasali]

kaka usipoteze myda mchape nao