Shikamooo whatsapp ...!!

[Mkweli77]

Sio kila anayeonekana Online kwenye Whatsap yuko interested kuchat..

Hata kaa ni mpenzi wako...Yaani hamna kitu nalaani kwenye Whatsap kama hii kitu inaitwa 'Last Seen at'
Imekaa kimbea kweli,sometimesmtu umeboreka,haukokwenye mood ya mahaba,ila ukionekana uko online na hujamtumia SMS laaziz eti anawaka,''anhaaa unachat na mahawara zako eeh,uko online hata hunitext''
Kwani kuwa online lazima nikutext??Sina watu wengine wa kuchat nao hadi na wewe uwemo??

Mbona mapenzi yanakuwa magumu hivi jamani??
Nikikutana na owner wa Whatsap,sijui anaitwa Jimmy Balsamik ntamwambia atoe hii icon ya kimbea,inavunja sana ndoa..

Last seen my foot...Mtu unaaga sa4 umelala unaonekana last seen sa9 usiku,sikia hilo zogo lake,kumbe maskini ulishtuka kwenda kukojoa ukasoma msg ukalala,utajieleza kama katibu wa CUF na hutaeleweka...

Shkamoo Whatsap!

 

[PakaJimmy]

Yamekukuta Broda eeh!.,pole, ndiyo ukubwa.
Mwambie huyo mrembo kuwa hiyo saa9.00 usiku ulikuwa unawasiliana na mtu wa bodaboda akuwahishe kazini.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Hiyo 'last seen' haina tofauti sana na kumwambia mtu ulipitiwa na usingizi ndio maana hukumpigia/pokea simu yake usiku wakati alishapiga na kukuta iko 'busy'. Au kumwambia hukuwa na credit ya kumpigia wakati simu yako imejaa outgoing calls/txt msgs.

Kama hayo uliyosema yakitokea upande wa pili hutoona tatizo lolote basi mwambie tena msisitizie kwamba sio yeye tu mwenye haki ya kuchat na wewe. Wala sio kila wakati unataka/jisikia kuchat nae.

Who knows, unaweza ukashangaa anachukulia poa kuliko unavyolalamika hapa bila yeye kujua unafikiria nini kichwani mwako. Alafu na yeye akianza kukupotezea huko watssap usianze kuwa na maswali.

 

[Mashaxizo]

Miafrika ndivyo tulivyo!
...
By Ze Boss.

 

[the supporter]

Duhh ebaneeh m nilidhani hlo janga langu mwenywe kumbe tupo wengi kwa kweeli last seen mpka hivi ssa imesha ni vunjia uhusiano tena kwa manen makali makali nadhani hapa pafanyiwe changes.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Miafrika ndivyo tulivyo!
...
By Ze Boss.

Say whaaaaat....?

 

[Swts]

Sio kila anayeonekana Online kwenye Whatsap yuko interested kuchat..

Hata kaa ni mpenzi wako...Yaani hamna kitu nalaani kwenye Whatsap kama hii kitu inaitwa 'Last Seen at'
Imekaa kimbea kweli,sometimesmtu umeboreka,haukokwenye mood ya mahaba,ila ukionekana uko online na hujamtumia SMS laaziz eti anawaka,''anhaaa unachat na mahawara zako eeh,uko online hata hunitext''
Kwani kuwa online lazima nikutext??Sina watu wengine wa kuchat nao hadi na wewe uwemo??

Mbona mapenzi yanakuwa magumu hivi jamani??
Nikikutana na owner wa Whatsap,sijui anaitwa Jimmy Balsamik ntamwambia atoe hii icon ya kimbea,inavunja sana ndoa..

Last seen my foot...Mtu unaaga sa4 umelala unaonekana last seen sa9 usiku,sikia hilo zogo lake,kumbe maskini ulishtuka kwenda kukojoa ukasoma msg ukalala,utajieleza kama katibu wa CUF na hutaeleweka...

Shkamoo Whatsap!

hahaha me juzi nlikuja na uzi wa kuomba how kurekebisha hiyo last seen.. Unajisetia zako last seen at 7am.. Kumbe kutwa unachat!au hata kama huchat unaangalia profile za watu na status zao..lol!
Me nlkuwa naboreka yani unasoma msg tuu tayar mtu kakuona kakuwahi hi!!!
Kuna siku nlisahau kutoka nkasinzia huku npo on watsap!!!! Lol kila mtu yupo hulali!! Kumbe wala maskin!
So mkuu go to that thread kuna wakuu wameelezea jinsi ya kusolve hili tatizo.

 

[kadoda11]

Say whaaaaat....?

Lol.mkuu msamehe tu bure..hajui kuwa wewe ni jf kitambo na signature yako unaimiliki kihalali.

 

[sinyoritah]

Hahaha kwakweli inanibore pia hata ka ujickii kumjib mtu text anajua kbs umempotezea

 

[Mkweli77]

Ahsante saana ase, ngoja niutafute huo uzi

 

[Tayana-wog]

Miafrika ndivyo tulivyo!
...
By Ze Boss.

Mkuu by Nyani Ngabu
rekebisha

 

[Tayana-wog]

mi ndo nime diactivate kabisa wasap

nitarudi Manaake ishakuwa tabu

 

[King’asti]

Ahhaha cheating is like a money eating project.
Mphheeewwww!(nashusha pumzi hapo)

 

[Baba V]

Miafrika ndivyo tulivyo!
...
By Ze Boss.

Hapo chini ni Nyani Ngabu ..

 

[Alvin Slain]

Ha ha ha kweli aisee

 

[Baba V]

Ahhaha cheating is like a money eating project.
Mphheeewwww!(nashusha pumzi hapo)

Kwani na wewe unaye huyo "Wassape"!??

 

[marejesho]

Haya mambo ya mtandao yana advantages na disadvantages zake....
Ila mdogo mdogo tutafika...

 

[amkawewe]

Nenda kwenye play store download to hide-whatsapp-status.

Itumie kwa busara please. Say No to cheating

 

[miss strong]

Yaan whatsapp fulu majanga........me kuna kijama kiliniletea swaga za kunitongoza sasa nilipomkatalia fulu kuweka picha za mademu looooh kaz ipo kweli na hiyo mambo

 

[Mashaxizo]

Say whaaaaat....?

Hahahahahaaaa! Mkuu
Nyani Ngabu nisamee bure!
...
Signature yako naikubaligi saana!