Sheikh Jongo bado ana mengi ya kujifunza

[Ritz]

Kiswahili kigumu kwani wewe ni mtoto wa mbwa,wewe lazima wewe utakuwa umeajiriwa na ramadhani dau pale NSSF-maana pale huitaji interview ili murad uende umevaa,kubazi,kanzu,tasbii mkononi buibui au hijab

Wewe unaweza kuwa mtoto wa nguruwe, naona unawashwa unatafuta bashaa sharwala inakuwasha.

 

[Ritz]

habari za siku ni nzuri bwana kahtaan, nimeeleweka vizuri sheikh

tukijikita huko tutashindwa kuendelea na mada na hapo nilisema kuweka rekodi sawa kwa hiyo usiogope wala usihofu na wala sio mipasho na mafumbo...

hapo umenielewa nadhani...

Naona safari umekuja kimipasho zaidi haya karibu sana.

 

[kahtaan]

huyu kahtaan,foot soldier wa allah,naona ana mid life crisis, anadai ataikomboa America for allah through inbreeding na infidels na he is attaining his goal-uchizi sio lazima uokote makopo

Keyboard tigress,doubts if you can really produce only alternative bomb belt on thy waist-and go meet your creator in hell

Teh teh teh!

Sweetheart! The first issue you had was kahtaan thinks through inbreeding na infidels na he is attaining his goal.!!

Sasa imegeuka kuwa doubts if I can really produce"!!

I tell what! Here is a deal!
You lend me your misus or you sister for a week! And if she is NOT PREGNANT within that week! I will change my name to THE GAY OF ALASKA!

How is that sound!!

 

[Ritz]

Teh teh teh!

Sweetheart! The first issue you had was kahtaan thinks through inbreeding na infidels na he is attaining his goal.!!

Sasa imegeuka kuwa doubts if I can really produce"!!

I tell what! Here is a deal!
You lend me your misus or you sister for a week! And if she is NOT PREGNANT within that week! I will change my name to THE GAY OF ALASKA!

How is that sound!!

Mkuu kahtaan

Nimeipenda hiyo THE GAY OF ALASKA.

Teh teeh teeh.

 

[Gs-300]

Kiswahili kigumu kwani wewe ni mtoto wa mbwa,wewe lazima wewe utakuwa umeajiriwa na ramadhani dau pale NSSF-maana pale huitaji interview ili murad uende umevaa,kubazi,kanzu,tasbii mkononi buibui au hijab

Duuh! Teeh! Teeh! Teeh!

Sasa,kama usemayo ni kweli...mie nakupa challenge!

Nitakununulia na kukutumia baibui zuri mno na hiyo hijab...khalaf, embu nenda pale NSSF ujaribu kuomba kazi japo ya utarishi!? Daah!

Majawaba tatuletea sisi Wanajamvi soote kwa pamoja hapa jamvini,au!?

Nijuza kama kiafiki hii offer yangu kiduchu!?

In a more serious note, hivi kweli wataka kuzungumzia ile...disproportional representation of Muslims in almost all government strategic positions/areas,mainstream corporations in our country and almost all NGOs!? Daah!

The issue is one of the very sensitive nature/unsustainable that currently we're facing as a society!?...thus, you must consider the socio-political and/or socio-cultural context and its implications!?

Politicians/rulers always argued that there's mechanism/system in place designed primarily to facilitate the efficient management of our government institutional resources rather than marginalize socio-economic condition/s in need of reform!?

While on the other hand, Muslims argue that MfumoKristo based nature of our government's discrimination and insensitive prediction methods, contribute to the continued marginalization of Muslims population already at the fringes of socio-economic mainstream!?

Political direction and control/authority exercised need necessary prioritization to benefit all of us!

Ahsanta.

 

[Son of Alaska]

Mkuu kahtaan

Nimeipenda hiyo THE GAY OF ALASKA.

Teh teeh teeh.

WEWE chochote kinachotoka pande zile kwa wafia dini wewe unapenda-man you should stand on your own feet otherwise mwisho wako unaweza kuwa mbaya

 

[Gs-300]

yakhe kinakuogopesha nini hadi umejitanda uso rudi na ID yako;

Mie sina asili ya woga wala kutishika!...

Kwani weye hufahamu yakua humu-JF takriban soote tumejitanda nyuso!?...yaani tun'vaa hijaba!? Daah!

Mfano kiduchu; kwani weye hilo jina la "Chama wa Gongo la Mboto" ndo ulopewa na Wazee Wako/ulozaliwa nalo!?

Kwani Maalim Chama, weye hufahamu yakua humu pana mpaka jamaa zetu sampuli ya Kamanda Matola wa Banana Bar/Ukonga...lakini humu anatuletea story zake za "kimwana-Diaspora" wa ati pale Canada na Amerika!?...na ule ubaharia wake wa kizamani!? Daah! Teeh! Teeh! Teeh!

Sasa,wafikiri kama soote humu-JF tungalikua hatujavaa hijaba/hatujafichakama...je pangalitokea makhanatha kama hayo!? Daah! Teeeh! Teeh! Teeh!

Karibu saana hapa kijijini Makete, Yakhe!...sie ndo tumo kwenye harakati za kipindi cha mavuno sasa, Kaka!

Ahsanta sana.

 

[Ritz]

WEWE chochote kinachotoka pande zile kwa wafia dini wewe unapenda-man you should stand on your own feet otherwise mwisho wako unaweza kuwa mbaya

Wewe kauzu kweli upo humu kunipangia cha kuandika, wewe mbona kila post yako lazima uwatukane Waislam, wewe ndiyo angalia mwisho wako ndiyo unaweza kuwa mbaya, wewe unawachukia Waislam unajisumbua bure tu, uwa nacheka sana nyie Wakirsto wa Tanzania eti mnajisifia wasomi, teh teh teh.

Waambie dada zako wavae hijabu na wewe vaa kanzu mkachukue kazi NSSF sawa.

Nendeni kesho mapema tu.

 

[Son of Alaska]

Gs-300, hilo la ramadhani dau haliitaji majaribio,hiyo ni open secret katika corridors za power tanzania- vaa kubazi,kanzu,hijabu kininjaninja na tasbii kuukuu-ukiwa na ile kitu ya kwenye forehead nadhani inaitwa sigda wewe kazi ni guarantee

 

[THE BIG SHOW]

huyu kahtaan,foot soldier wa allah,naona ana mid life crisis, anadai ataikomboa America for allah through inbreeding na infidels na he is attaining his goal-uchizi sio lazima uokote makopo

Makafiri bila kumtaja taja Allah hamjiskii furaha yan

Mbona sisi yule mungu wenu msela alieveshwa nepi na kuwambwa msalabani tunamheshim sana

Eti son nowdays unaish wapi??unakalia upanga au unakalia kigogo kwa nyuma??

 

[Ibambasi]

Ibambasi,
Waliokuwa madarakani hawakubali kama kuna ubaguzi.

Inabidi kwanza walikubali tatizo ndipo kisha tunaweza kupanda ngazi ya pili.
Soma historia zote za mapambano ya karibu soma historia ya Mandela na ANC.

You cant jump the gun.

nadhani hukujibu nilichokuuliza. Anyway, solutions ni haba katika mabandiko yako ukiachilia malalamiko na stories tu za kuvuna muda maisha yaendelee.

 

[Mahmood]

huyu kahtaan,foot soldier wa allah,naona ana mid life crisis, anadai ataikomboa America for allah through inbreeding na infidels na he is attaining his goal-uchizi sio lazima uokote makopo

Kweli uchizi sio lazima uokote makopo (wewe upo katika list hiyo ya machizi).

Dr. Kahtaan hayupo katika list hiyo.

Ukimsikiliza Dr. Kahtaan utajifunza Elmu kubwa sana kutoka kwake (pia unaweza kupona ugonjwa wako wa ujizi).

 

[THE BIG SHOW]

Gs-300, hilo la ramadhani dau haliitaji majaribio,hiyo ni open secret katika corridors za power tanzania- vaa kubazi,kanzu,hijabu kininjaninja na tasbii kuukuu-ukiwa na ile kitu ya kwenye forehead nadhani inaitwa sigda wewe kazi ni guarantee

Wewe fa.la

Ramadhani dau aliwekwa pale na lijikafir mwenzako mkapa..sasa unachojitia vidole nyuma na kulia lia nin?,

Nenda kamshitak mkapa kwa pengo maana kafir lenu nyerere liko jehannam bila shaka

Wehu sana nyinyi mlikuwa mnasema wavaa vipedo hatuna shule sasa mmetukabidh ofc na mambo yanaenda sawa mnaanza kunyoosha vidole vya udini

Umeshafanya sensa gan iliyokupa majibu kwamba nssf waislam ni wengi kuliko kafir's??


Acheni kujishow show kichoko choko.

O

 

[Son of Alaska]

Makafiri bila kumtaja taja Allah hamjiskii furaha yan

Mbona sisi yule mungu wenu msela alieveshwa nepi na kuwambwa msalabani tunamheshim sana

Eti son nowdays unaish wapi??unakalia upanga au unakalia kigogo kwa nyuma??

day dreamer mwingine huyu,yaani kama nzige wao hushambulia mande even if they are wrong-na matusi ndio middle names zao- anyway tutawa civilise polepole even if it takes eternity

 

[kahtaan]

day dreamer mwingine huyu,yaani kama nzige wao hushambulia mande even if they are wrong-na matusi ndio middle names zao- anyway tutawa civilise polepole even if it takes eternity

Mpendwa nimekupa Deal hapo.nyuma!
Mbona hijanijibu?? Au bado unapiga deki kwenye hio care home! ?

 

[kahtaan]

WEWE chochote kinachotoka pande zile kwa wafia dini wewe unapenda-man you should stand on your own feet otherwise mwisho wako unaweza kuwa mbaya

Kijana mwana wa Sarah Polin unatia aibu!

Unarusha mipasho kama umevaa shanga!
We kupiga deki na kubadilisha nepi hao wazee wa huko umeshajiona umestaarabika!

Mwana mkataa kwao ni mara nyingi anakuwa mtoto wa nje ya ndoa!

Sasa hebu jihifadhi kidogo. Asije mama alaska akaumbuka!

 

[Ritz]

day dreamer mwingine huyu,yaani kama nzige wao hushambulia mande even if they are wrong-na matusi ndio middle names zao- anyway tutawa civilise polepole even if it takes eternity

Wewe matusi yako dhidi ya Uislam mbona yapo wazi, unamshambulia Dau kisa Muislam, nenda kalalamike Kanisani kamshtaki Mkapa aliyemchagua kauzu wewe.

 

[THE BIG SHOW]

nadhani hukujibu nilichokuuliza. Anyway, solutions ni haba katika mabandiko yako ukiachilia malalamiko na stories tu za kuvuna muda maisha yaendelee.

What kind of a fu.cki.n goddamned solution are you talkin about??

Au kugeuzwa sodoma na gomora km mlivyozoea??

Maana hamkawii nyinyi..

 

[chama]

Mie sina asili ya woga wala kutishika!...

Kwani weye hufahamu yakua humu-JF takriban soote tumejitanda nyuso!?...yaani tun'vaa hijaba!? Daah!

Mfano kiduchu; kwani weye hilo jina la "Chama wa Gongo la Mboto" ndo ulopewa na Wazee Wako/ulozaliwa nalo!?

Kwani Maalim Chama, weye hufahamu yakua humu pana mpaka jamaa zetu sampuli ya Kamanda Matola wa Banana Bar/Ukonga...lakini humu anatuletea story zake za "kimwana-Diaspora" wa ati pale Canada na Amerika!?...na ule ubaharia wake wa kizamani!? Daah! Teeh! Teeh! Teeh!

Sasa,wafikiri kama soote humu-JF tungalikua hatujavaa hijaba/hatujafichakama...je pangalitokea makhanatha kama hayo!? Daah! Teeeh! Teeh! Teeh!

Karibu saana hapa kijijini Makete, Yakhe!...sie ndo tumo kwenye harakati za kipindi cha mavuno sasa, Kaka!

Ahsanta sana.

ustaadhi hukunielewa nilimaanisha njoo na ID yako asilia! hii kubadili ID ni mashaka inaonekana hujiamini.

 

[Son of Alaska]

Mpendwa nimekupa Deal hapo.nyuma!
Mbona hijanijibu?? Au bado unapiga deki kwenye hio care home! ?

Unfortunately hao watu uliowataja,you cannot even grace the ground they walk on-such is the gap that there is no point-i aint mean ,but thats the reality-i would suggest you try one of your cohorts,the ritz`s,big show etc etc hapo naona it will be a level playing field