Serikali ya nchi ya chitchat

[Baba V]

heri kujenga daraja kuliko ukuta huyo Erickb52 ni mara mia apewe Bishanga hiyo sector wallah tena atapitisha sheria ya ubakaji halafu watoto wa kwake tu katelekeza

Maumivu ya kichwa huanza pooolepole.....!!, wapi Bishanga

 

[Bishanga]

heri kujenga daraja kuliko ukuta huyo Erickb52 ni mara mia apewe Bishanga hiyo sector wallah tena atapitisha sheria ya ubakaji halafu watoto wa kwake tu katelekeza

Mke wangu leo nimeamini unanipenda,mmmmwwwaaaa!!!!!

 

[Bishanga]

Maumivu ya kichwa huanza pooolepole.....!!, wapi Bishanga

Nimejaa tele,sema mkuu.

 

[stevoh]

Mbona mimi sipo?? Acha mambo yako weweee mi nakata rufaaa!!

 

[Bishanga]

Atteeeeeeeeeention:
Serikali ya Mungy imepinduliwa,kuanzia sasa Rais mpya ni koplo bishanga,aide de camp wangu nimemteua Nyani Ngabu,bodegadi wa mke wangu mama The secretary bishanga atakuwa ni phina.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Atteeeeeeeeeention:
Serikali ya Mungy imepinduliwa,kuanzia sasa Rais mpya ni koplo bishanga,aide de camp wangu nimemteua Nyani Ngabu,bodegadi wa mke wangu mama The secretary bishanga atakuwa ni phina.

Umetoroka hospitali wewe.

 

[gfsonwin]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh,

Ingekuwa Ijumaa lazima baraza la mawaziri lingekutana pale nyumbani kwa Preta.......!!

May be twende taratibu...Huyo Filipo ni waziri wa maji yapi??

Hapa itabidi mwalimu gfsonwin atusaidie kabla hataloweshwa!

Babu DC!!

hahahhah! babu banaaaa umesahau kwamba Filipo ni mtaalam wa kurusha maji yeye na mzabzab na Bazazi??

 

[Madame B]

mwonee huruma bado Asprin wanabembelezana na cacico, presha ilipanda sanaa

Hahahaaaaa
aruuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Bishanga]

Umetoroka hospitali wewe.

Umejuaje,na wewe ulikuwa umelazwa huko?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Umejuaje,na wewe ulikuwa umelazwa huko?

Mkeo alinitumia SMS

 

[Woga tupa kulee]

Hahahaaaaa
aruuuuuuuuuuuu

shosti Madame B,mambo?

 

[gfsonwin]

Umetoroka hospitali wewe.

hivi kumbe ni kweli eenh!
niliskia anaumwa sana mimba ya mkewe secretary yeye ndo inamuuma manake anakula embe changa na ndimu ni Bishanga, na kutwa kiuno na mgongo vinamuuma.

 

[Madame B]

shosti Madame B,mambo?

Poa mpenzi.
leta mpya!!!!!!!!

 

[Baba V]

Nimejaa tele,sema mkuu.

Naona mtoto is coming back to her senses, kagundua Madame B alikuwa anampotosha, big up

 

[Arushaone]

Hahahaaaaa
aruuuuuuuuuuuu

....shaone! Madame B usishangae nimemalizia tu sentenso yako ya Aruuu....jibule ndo hilo hapo juu.

 

[Baba V]

hivi kumbe ni kweli eenh!
niliskia anaumwa sana mimba ya mkewe secretary yeye ndo inamuuma manake anakula embe changa na ndimu ni Bishanga, na kutwa kiuno na mgongo vinamuuma.

My fellow teacher, I miss you!

 

[Az 89]

Mawaziri wote wanaotaka kuleta uasi wote wafutwe kazi mara moja! Kauli ya rais ni AMRI.

Hata hivyo ni upepo tu..utapita

 

[Fanta Face]

Mbona mimi sipo?? Acha mambo yako weweee mi nakata rufaaa!!

Umeona ehhh mi nimewanunia wote

 

[Filipo]

hahahhah! babu banaaaa umesahau kwamba Filipo ni mtaalam wa kurusha maji yeye na mzabzab na Bazazi??

My dog!!!? Shindwa pepo!

 

[Filipo]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh,

Ingekuwa Ijumaa lazima baraza la mawaziri lingekutana pale nyumbani kwa Preta.......!!

May be twende taratibu...Huyo Filipo ni waziri wa maji yapi??

Hapa itabidi mwalimu gfsonwin atusaidie kabla hataloweshwa!

Babu DC!!

Ni kama yale maji ya pale Narok! Nitahakikisha mengi ni yale ya kwenye chupa za "chani kiwiti!"