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Sensa ya makahaba

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DullyJr, Jun 5, 2012.

  1. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    Chifu alitaka kujua idadi ya makahaba kwenye kijiji chake.
    Makahaba walipokuwa kwenye foleni bibi 1 akapita akamuona mjukuu wake yumo katika foleni,
    bibi akauliza..hapa kuna nini?
    Mjukuu akamjibu"chifu anagawa maembe"
    bibi nae akaunga foleni,
    chifu katika kupita kwenye foleni akamuona bibi,akamuuliza"na wewe bibi upo humu?"
    bibi akajibu "tena mimi ni stadi wa kunyonya na kulamba mpaka kokwa"
     
  2. THK DJAYZZ

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !
     
  3. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    "tena mimi ni stadi wa kunyonya na kulamba mpaka kokwa"

    :mwaaah:Hapa ndo mi pameniacha hoi mbavu zangu....
    Daaah bibi huyu anamnyonyaDICK na MPIRA(balls) yake...
    Umetisha hapo...
     
  4. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    u make ma day
     
  5. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    Kwi kwi kwi
     
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    Senator p JF-Expert Member

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    Nilikua nko boad,ila kwa hii daaa,ubongo wng umerelax
     
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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Bibi kutaka kuonyesha alivyo mtaalamu wa kula embe ndo kaharibu. Asante, nimecheka sana.
     
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    Jembe la ndege Member

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    Nakufaaaaaaa khaaaa
     
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    kwakwakwa kwakwakwa
     
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    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    kwikwikwi
     
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    Lakuchumpa Member

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    Te te te te te. Bib mkariiii
     
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    somba kankara Member

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    hiyo kali
     
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    ukihitaaji kuwa chizi mbele za watu kwa kujikuta unaangua kicheko bila wao kujua, soma thread za jf, Ndugu unaweza kusababisha heshima ikashuka ukweni
     
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    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Bibi nae kihererehere
     
  15. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu bibi..!sina la kusema yan ananyonya mpaka kokwa
     
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    hapo hata mimi chichemi
     
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    bibi nouma
     
  18. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha!unalo?
     
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    wait network search .....
     
  20. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    sawa,naisubiri hyo netwrk ndg yangu
     
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