Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Depal]

Jamani sio kwa hiyo caption. 😂 Ni kheri kama wakosoa na kurekebisha.

Ahsante kwa picha.

Niko slim/skinny, mrefu wa wastani, black, ndevu sina, pesa sina, sio mvaaji kivile, sili kwa ratiba nakula endapo tu nikihisi njaa, mtu wa indoor [emoji3]. Tabia yangu mbaya ni kukosoa na kurekebisha kila ninachokiona hakipo sawa.

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[Dr Lizzy]

Toa ua kidogo, utakosa pumzi.

Nshazoea kama barakoa 😷😷😁

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Meyonaizi dada😁😁.

Kama ulishawahi kwenda kwenye restaurant ukaorder grilled/fried calamari the sauce ambayo wanakupa(hutegemea na place)ni tartar sauce so Mayo ipo ndani yake😁

😁😁😁 najua mpenzi....I meant siipendi 😆😆 Imenikalia kushoto sana 🥴

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Siku njema ndo huanza mida hii ehhh??

 

[Chakorii]

😁😁😁 najua mpenzi....I meant siipendi 😆😆 Imenikalia kushoto sana 🥴

😁😁😁😁Hata mimi siipendi yenyewe yenyewe mpka ichanganywe na white vinegar.so hauko pekeyako mama

 

[Chakorii]

Siku njema ndo huanza mida hii ehhh??
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Karibu

 

[T14 Armata]

Jamani sio kwa hiyo caption. [emoji23] Ni kheri kama wakosoa na kurekebisha.

Ahsante kwa picha.

Asante pia. Nitakuwa natupia mara moja moja

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Nani yupo karibu tutembee wote 🙃

 

[Chakorii]

 

[Dr Lizzy]

 

[100 others]

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The
guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!" The
guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and
finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the
sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in
the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts
them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
The next day, the same thing happens.
The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the
bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan,
and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for
a year. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and
the guard meets him in a cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something.
It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep.
Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

bila shaka ni utunzi

 

[Fortnox]

Tunashukuru next level.
Naona unywaji wako ni next level .
Utakuwa katibu mfawidhi mchambuzi wa vileo ,utasaidiana na geraldincredible katibu msaidizi, billdrago makamu na Jack Palladino mwenyekiti na mkemia mkuu wa vileo.

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[emoji23][emoji23] mkuu saivi vyeo VYOTE nimemkabidhi Gerald Mimi nimekua muhashamu wa Jimbo la ISIMANI iringa

 

[100 others]

Wewe mtembezi wa jukwaa la siasa ukipost pic yako hapa nakulipa na yangu bila ya emoj.

siasa huwa mara moja moja,
ukiweka bila emoji, mi nitaweka hapa picha 2...

 

[Depal]

siasa huwa mara moja moja,
ukiweka bila emoji, mi nitaweka hapa picha 2...

Deal.

Lakini uanze wewe 😂

 

[100 others]

Deal.

Lakini uanze wewe 😂

Ladies 1st... 🙂

 

[Dr Lizzy]

 

[Dr Lizzy]

 

[Depal]

Ladies 1st... 🙂

Ulisikia wapi? Zama zimebadilika...


Gents 1st.

 

[Depal]

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🥰

Emoji sasa weee!

 

[100 others]

Ulisikia wapi? Zama zimebadilika...


Gents 1st.

Mnatuongoza inakuwaje tena tuwe 1st... 🙂
Nasubiri hapa...