Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Nuzulati]

Huyo nshomile kwa kupenda sifa utamuweza??? Anatongoza tongoza hovyo kila mwanamke humu leo hii anajifanya hatongozi ??? Ataishia kuwala haohao waathirika wenzie wakomaze virusi na magonjwa Sugu!! Anitolee virusii vyaooo kmaninaa zao!!

Alimdanganya mtoto wawatu humu kuwa anahela yeye engineer maprosoo kumbe njaa kali tu!!

Akajifanya atamnulia IPhone na ukumakuma mwingine kibaooo wakaishia kumla mande mtoto wawatu hadi ameamua kubadili username nakupotea humu!!

😳😳😳🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️

 

[National Anthem]

Take it like a man.Nimekupa maua yako uyanuse ukiwa hai.

Poa mkuu. Acha nikatulie sasa.. Badae tuje na shangwe tu. Hili limeisha mkuu.

 

[Countrywide]

Hivo yaani unanijua nilivyo na kinyaa

Wewe tena

 

[Carasco Putin]

Namuheshimu sana huyu dada na huu ndio ukweli na nina mpenda sana. Sina chuki nae hata kidogo.. goja nipumzike akiendelea kutunga movie huko shauli yake.. ila inabaki pale pale sijawai mvunjia heshima kwa kumtongoza.. alafu pia alivyo mzuri hivyo kwani ningemtongoza kungekuwa na shida.. nani asie taka kulicheza takoo lile nalichapa makofi huku nalitazama livyo nesa nesaaa

hii nchi hii

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Huyo nshomile kwa kupenda sifa utamuweza??? Anatongoza tongoza hovyo kila mwanamke humu leo hii anajifanya hatongozi ??? Ataishia kuwala haohao waathirika wenzie wakomaze virusi na magonjwa Sugu!! Anitolee virusii vyaooo kmaninaa zao!!

Alimdanganya mtoto wawatu humu kuwa anahela yeye engineer maprosoo kumbe njaa kali tu!!

Akajifanya atamnulia IPhone na ukumakuma mwingine kibaooo wakaishia kumla mande mtoto wawatu hadi ameamua kubadili username nakupotea humu!!

National Anthem engineer bhana, hapo naingilia Kati.
👉So mswahili, Yuko smart upstairs 💪

 

[myoyambendi]

Tobaaaaaaa

YESU RUDI JAMAN

Hatariiii sana...

 

[Nuzulati]

Kwanza nisikitike na kubakwa kupo humu?!!

Ila una ufukunyuku😁😁

 

[National Anthem]

hii nchi hii

😅😅😅 lile takoo unalipaka mafuta ile linang'aaa hubabaiki hata na umeme wa tanesco yani hapo.. likiwa lanesa nesa unapata mizuka tu .. lile lazima kulipakia mkongo ukikojoa faster ni kujinyima rahaaa

 

[Mahondaw]

👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👹👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺

Kwakua nakuheshimu acha nikaushe.. alafu pia siwezi bishana na mwanamke.. acha nikupotezee.. Ila sijawai kukutongoza.. kama wewe ulianzaga niulizia details zangu kwa kina wigeleko.. na ukaanza kuja PM na njaa ya vocha nikaupea kama dada.. ukaja omba ya kusuka nikakupa kama dada.. nada bae ukaanza swaga tutumiane picha za utupu.. sasa jiangalie una akili, ila huzitumii unaendekeza uchawi tu.. shauri yako... 🫡🫡🫡🫡

Bwahahahahahahahahah!!! Mbavoooo zangooooo mieeee!!
Mie huyuuu kwa uhaba gani wa dudu niliokua nao labda pyeeeeee!!!

Huwezi kubishana na mwanamke zile shobo hadi za kunitag zilitoka wapi???

Nasemaaaajeeeeee utaishia kuwadanganya haohao viswaswadu wasiojielewaa sio sie!!
Unajifanya mjanja kumbe boya tu acha upigweeee!! mazafantaaaahh!!

 

[and 100 others]

Unaenda wapi? Emu subiri coca aje kujibu tuhuma kwanza

Naenda kutafuta lishangazi kitaa.

 

[myoyambendi]

Nyie ni ndugu bana acheni hzo
Tuselfika tu

Yaani leo imekuwa hatariii

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Take it like a man.Nimekupa maua yako uyanuse ukiwa hai.

More love less ego🤣😂

 

[National Anthem]

Bwahahahahahahahahah!!! Mbavoooo zangooooo mieeee!!
Mie huyuuu kwa uhaba gani wa dudu niliokua nao labda pyeeeeee!!!

Huwezi kubishana na mwanamke zile shobo hadi za kunitag zilitoka wapi???

Nasemaaaajeeeeee utaishia kuwadanganya haohao viswaswadu wasiojielewaa sio sie!!
Unajifanya mjanja kumbe boya tu acha upigweeee!! mazafantaaaahh!!

😉😉😉😉😉😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰

Njoo PM basi tuyange.. tusimwage mchele hapa kuku wengi..

 

[Carasco Putin]

Bwahahahahahahahahah!!! Mbavoooo zangooooo mieeee!!
Mie huyuuu kwa uhaba gani wa dudu niliokua nao labda pyeeeeee!!!

Huwezi kubishana na mwanamke zile shobo hadi za kunitag zilitoka wapi???

Nasemaaaajeeeeee utaishia kuwadanganya haohao viswaswadu wasiojielewaa sio sie!!
Unajifanya mjanja kumbe boya tu acha upigweeee!! mazafantaaaahh!!

Kheeeeeeee

 

[Nuzulati]

😉😉😉😉😉😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰

Njoo PM basi tuyange.. tusimwage mchele hapa kuku wengi..

Una ufala mwingi 😁😁

 

[Mahondaw]

National Anthem engineer bhana, hapo naingilia Kati.
👉So mswahili, Yuko smart upstairs 💪

Peleka matakoo yakoo akuingizie naona unawashwa sana shogajike wewe sina time nawewe pita kuleeee🚮🚮🚮🚮!!

 

[EEX]

More love less ego🤣😂

Whooouf💨

 

[myoyambendi]

Huyo nshomile kwa kupenda sifa utamuweza??? Anatongoza tongoza hovyo kila mwanamke humu leo hii anajifanya hatongozi ??? Ataishia kuwala haohao waathirika wenzie wakomaze virusi na magonjwa Sugu!! Anitolee virusii vyaooo kmaninaa zao!!

Alimdanganya mtoto wawatu humu kuwa anahela yeye engineer maprosoo kumbe njaa kali tu!!

Akajifanya atamnulia IPhone na ukumakuma mwingine kibaooo wakaishia kumla mande mtoto wawatu hadi ameamua kubadili username nakupotea humu!!

Duh!!!!...

 

[Carasco Putin]

Yaani leo imekuwa hatariii

Ni hatari yani
Ww kama katibu wa jukwaa la Like tia neno basi la busara mkuu

 

[myoyambendi]

Ila una ufukunyuku😁😁

Hatari sana