Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

Mjep said:

Acha ni ringe kwanza
Nina shem wa uhakika
Hapa nasubiri mzigo wa vocha na sikugawii

Si mwenyewe uliyaona yale maokoto ya jana

Mungu anipe nini tena?

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Shem pic za google zile sio za maokoto yangu
Mtaji wa vijora wenyewe laki ndo ntapata mzigo km ule??

cocastic said:

Alikutana na wajanjaa alivuliwa penee kadhaaa,
Watu wakapita hivii,

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Usinambie??

Kapachino said:

hahaha tumuache tusije pewa lawama! Nilitaka mpa ofa aende kwa Martha akabadilishe oil.

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😅😅😅😅😅 Juzi alinitumia link ya VVIP.. ya grouo lao la telegram.. ( wateja waaminifu ).. nikachungulia nika left nikaona huu msala.. wengine ma simu ukiwa home unatoa password.. inakuwa simu ya mke na mume.. Ila ana wadada ukiwa mzembe mzembe unatoa laki tano alafu badae ukimaliza kupewa vitu, ndio utapambana na hali yako

cocastic said:

Kheeeeh mama sinyarii, tafadhari hivyo vipodozi ndo ulotaka umpe mke wa waziri mkuu??

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Eee
Naye akawe pambe mama PM awe ng’aring’ari

Kapachino said:

Utafanya ivo ili bi Mkubwa apendeze nyumbani.

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Limeisha ila wewe nakuuzia kuanzia laki nyingine ya muuzaji

Intelligent businessman said:

Shida una hisi wote tuna tumia fiber ya hapo kwako🤣😂😂😁🤔
👉Mb ni ghari aise😁

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😅😅😅 siku hizi mie mwenyewe nanyoosha mikono.. siku kama nne.. nilikuwa natumia 5G.. dah! bubdle kama mtu ana mwaga maji aisee.. niliomba poo mwenyewe

Cute Wife said:

Nimesubiri unitajie ya mtandao gani mpk nimechoka!!! Si unajua mwenyewe niko kudanga mbalali wanakovuna mipunga huku so dukani nimemuacha kijana yeye ndo nampa maelekezo ya kutuma!! Kesho mapema vocha ya buku 10 sema mtandao kabisa

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Halotel

National Anthem said:

😅😅😅😅😅 Juzi alinitumia link ya VVIP.. ya grouo lao la telegram.. ( wateja waaminifu ).. nikachungulia nika left nikaona huu msala.. wengine ma simu ukiwa home unatoa password.. inakuwa simu ya mke na mume.. Ila ana wadada ukiwa mzembe mzembe unatoa laki tano alafu badae ukimaliza kupewa vitu, ndio utapambana na hali yako

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12k hahaha nimo mule kitambo Sana.

Cute Wife said:

mabomu sio mazuri afu ndo watu wanataka vita wee Thubutuuuuu!!

Sio Somalia hapa bomu linapigwa kwa jirani yako, wewe ndo kwanza unakata tonge la ugali km hakuna kitu kimetokea

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hata hawajariii. Na habari hawana.

cocastic said:

shemu wako ajira aitoe wapii? Yeye mwenyewe aombee kwa kuwa alisoma mambele ndo akapata fevaa, vinginevyo angekua ananilagjai "kuna mchongo nausikilizia".

mie muongo switihatiiii?? Mjep

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Uongo

Cute Wife said:

Usinambie??

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Habari ndo nakupa sasa,

cocastic said:

yatakushinda weyeeee, unayaweza lakiniii??

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Kweli tena I swearrr
Hata babu migambuti situmi pdf lake wala simsemi tena mzee kingunge

Kapachino said:

12k hahaha nimo mule kitambo Sana.

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😅😅😅 Mungu atuokoe tu.. huwa niki kumbuka fantasy zake najikuta moyo unataka tena na tenaa.. kuna ka moja kama somalia kalipiga body to body moja matata alafu akaniweka kwenye 18... ya amount flani ya hela nikaona hapa napigwaa.live ,🤣🤣🤣🤣 tulijikuta asubuhi hii pamekuchaaa .. Sema hihi karibuni nakuachia viatu vyako.. vikubwa sana

Kapachino said:

Babu ndio Nani!
Chino namuombea msamaha

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Si Babu wa kitaa yule mibange wa clouds humjui??

Cute Wife said:

Eee

Naye akawe pambe mama PM awe ng’aring’ari

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taratibu wee mama sinyarii, mama PM anatumia OG, sio yako ya hongkong.

Cute Wife said:

Shem pic za google zile sio za maokoto yangu

Mtaji wa vijora wenyewe laki ndo ntapata mzigo km ule??

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Weka basi maokoto ya leo

Cute Wife said:

Uongo

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Ukweliii

Cute Wife said:

Si Babu wa kitaa yule mibange wa clouds humjui??

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Intelligent businessman said:

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Acha umbea

Cute Wife said:

Nimesubiri unitajie ya mtandao gani mpk nimechoka!!! Si unajua mwenyewe niko kudanga mbalali wanakovuna mipunga huku so dukani nimemuacha kijana yeye ndo nampa maelekezo ya kutuma!! Kesho mapema vocha ya buku 10 sema mtandao kabisa

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Mbalali? Unahama tu location, vipi?

Ulikua mpwapwa, ukawa ddc, sa hii upo mbalali.