RIP English...Tanzanians please use Swahili

[Tulimumu]

Sasa sikiliza kiingereza cha phd Jiwe letu ndio utachoka. Mbaya hata Kiswahili ni unreacheable!

 

[kaboli]

Tunajaribu jaribu!

 

[pingli-nywee]

A climbed tree!

Haha!, sawa bwana, kwa hapa kweli mmetupata.
Inabidi update ya dictionary iwe official sasa. From plant to climb!

Hiyo tumeshapata basi plant inakuwa climb. Harvest nayo itakuwa??? 😀 Tafakari tena bila haraka. Kumbuka, siku moja milenia ijayo wakiongea za wahenga jina lako pia litakuwa humo humo ndani. 😀 On a serious note, I don't give a shit about all that. I prefer swahili anyways.

 

[barafuyamoto]

When you saw me you started to six six(uliponiona ulianza kusita sita)

And this brings us to this sentence;
......IF YOU WANT TO PLANT MT.KILIMANJARO, DON'T SIX SIX, IT IS A LIGHT JOB, JUST SNAKE ONE BY ONE THEN....

 

[magnifico]

Kama hamtaki English nini mkue na gazeti za English... Usijutete hapa buda

Mkuu andika English tu Kiswahili kimekukataa.

 

[magnifico]

Kama hamtaki English nini mkue na gazeti za English... Usijutete hapa buda

Mkuu andika English tu Kiswahili kimekukataa.

 

[Daudi Mchambuzi]

Mkuu

Niambie alichooandika jamaa kina kosa gani kisarufi?

Niambie tu maana naona unajia "mchambuzi" sana.

Kosa alilofanya ni kuelezea kitu ambacho sicho kinachofanyika kwenye picha!

Ila kiingereza kama kiingereza kipo sahihi kabisa!

Huenda hakuicheck vizuri picha kujua ni tukio gani linafanyika au alipitiwa tu ambapo nipo sahihi kabisa,sema nyie masnitch ndio mmeamua kumwaga mbovu tu!

Acha utoto wewe,

Huyo amedhani climbing ya kupanda mlima ni sawa na kupachika mche ardhini.

Go back to school acha unafiki na utoto.

 

[Nalendwa]

Hiyo tumeshapata basi plant inakuwa climb. Harvest nayo itakuwa??? 😀 Tafakari tena bila haraka. Kumbuka, siku moja milenia ijayo wakiongea za wahenga jina lako pia litakuwa humo humo ndani. 😀 On a serious note, I don't give a shit about all that. I prefer swahili anyways.

Hahaha!, kwa kweli.
Hiyo Harvest ni ngumu kweli inahitaji muda! 😀

 

[Nalendwa]

And this brings us to this sentence;
......IF YOU WANT TO PLANT MT.KILIMANJARO, DON'T SIX SIX, IT IS A LIGHT JOB, JUST SNAKE ONE BY ONE THEN....

This's in my bucket list, to plant mount Kili. 🙂

 

[mjingamimi]

Kujua kiingereza.
Alafu MCHANA MNA SHINDIA CHAI NA MAUA NI UJINGA.
TWENDENI SHAMBANI TUKALIME MAHINDI.

 

[Baba Swalehe]

 

[MGILEADI]

Ngesack! What a pit?

Nadhani ungetumia "What a pity!" Hii ni badala ya "What a pit?" Kukumbushana tu sote tunajifunza.

 

[COLLOH-MZII RELOADED]

When you saw me you started to six six(uliponiona ulianza kusita sita)

hii ni noma ..nmecheka yangu yote

 

[COLLOH-MZII RELOADED]

Nadhani ungetumia "What a pity!" Hii ni badala ya "What a pit?" Kukumbushana tu sote tunajifunza.

pit ni shimo btw

 

[smigo4u]

Poor English from a Tanzanian reputable media...this is the most pathetic English ever....Najua hamjanielewa nlichosema hapo juuView attachment 736662....mtumie kiswahili tafadhali

Am a Tanzanian but tukubali ukweli mchungu dah! climbing?

 

[Wyatt Mathewson]

Acha utoto wewe,

Huyo amedhani climbing ya kupanda mlima ni sawa na kupachika mche ardhini.

Go back to school acha unafiki na utoto.

Acha unafiki wewe unaejifanya Mchambuzi maandazi!

Kwahiyo "climbing" hutumika kwenye milima tu?Huwezi tumia kwenye miti?Wewe ni bure kabisa!

Sentensi ina kosa gani kisarufi?Haina kosa hata chembe!

Kwahiyo kujua kingereza kama lugha halipo!

Kosa lililopo ni kuweka sentensi kwenye tukio ambalo sio lake.Hilo tu!

"Mchambuzi" my black behind!

 

[barafuyamoto]

This's in my bucket list, to plant mount Kili. 🙂

All the best! Stay physically and mentally fit.

 

[barafuyamoto]

Acha utoto wewe,

Huyo amedhani climbing ya kupanda mlima ni sawa na kupachika mche ardhini.

Go back to school acha unafiki na utoto.

....plant a mountain.

 

[Kipanga boy]

mi nilishaanza kutafta tafsiri yake kwa kiswahili kumbe ni wrong language

 

[Hamster255]

Direct translation

lol direct kabisa