Ratiba yangu ya weekend

[Karucee]

Ee bwana hapa nilipo naroweka ukwaju. Hii ni kwa ajili ya kutengeza cocktail ya Konyagi kesho.

Nikimaliza bwana kabla ya kulala nitapump maziwa ya baby ili kesho nikiwa katika harakati za substance abuse niharibikiwe mwenyewe. Hata asubuhi nitapump tena. Lengo ni baby apate maziwa ya kutosha for the next three days mpaka Mum amalize detox.
Haya bwana saa nane mchana nitaenda kununua gomba aka mirungi aka veve. Hapo nitachagua Giza ama Alele ama Kangeta. Itategemea na stock. Huko huko nitachukua Cocacola bardiiiii, Big G original pakti kadhaa na karanga.

Haya bwana nikurudi home nioge nikae fresh nivae tshirt na jeans. Nitandike jamvi langu na gazeti la kuchambulia gomba then nikae kitako. Hapo kazi ni moja tu. Moving ze mouth up and down. Mziki unahusika sana.

Haya bwana huu ni mwaliko rasmi kwa mashabiki wenzangu na wanna be miraa fans.

angalizo.
Hamna kupandiana please.

Haya see you tomorrow at 6 p.m

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Jesus take the wheel...!

 

[Mapi]

staki kukujibu, maana hutanijibu utakuwa ushapotea...kesho ndo ntakuja hapa.

 

[adakiss23]

Lol. No comment

 

[Karucee]

Jesus take the wheel...!

Another day yes. Come over NN.

 

[Karucee]

staki kukujibu, maana hutanijibu utakuwa ushapotea...kesho ndo ntakuja hapa.

Uje. Tinga ki pensi uwe free.au sioo?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Another day yes. Come over NN.

You wanna get bound and tortured?

 

[Karucee]

You wanna get bound and tortured?

Hahaaa. Jesus.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahaaa. Jesus.

You must be a glutton for punishment. I am the punisher. Not Big Pun, though.

 

[Karucee]

You must be a glutton for punishment. I am the punisher. Not Big Pun, though.

No. You are a bully. :tape:

 

[Mapi]

kaangalizo kamenikata stimu

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

No. You are a bully. :tape:

That's right...bedroom bully that is.

 

[Karucee]

That's right...bedroom bully that is.

And a mind reader apparently. I was just going to ask you what song are you playing tonight?

 

[Karucee]

kaangalizo kamenikata stimu

Hahaaaa. Lol

 

[platozoom]

Entrance fee?
Security?

 

[Karucee]

Entrance fee?
Security?

Nimekumisijeeeee? Nitakupa complimentary njooo. Security wala usihofu

 

[mwallu]

napita tu

 

[platozoom]

Nimekumisijeeeee? Nitakupa complimentary njooo. Security wala usihofu

Hope na kijiti kitakuwepo.

'Buffalo soldier..........Bob'

 

[BADILI TABIA]

Hiyo kitu ukipata kaa mbali na mtoto lih....

 

[BAK]

Hehehehe Karucee PIC PK... working day and night for the next 3 days eeh!!!! Wala hakuna haja ya kuvaa jeans piga tshirt yako ya mpaka magotini without UW tena kwa raha zako. Watoto wa MUJINI wanasema raha jipe mweyewe!

By the way who'll be taking care of that beautiful BB for the next 3 days? Let's know ukishafufuka kwamba you're still alive and kicking. :behindsofa: