Pozi la mpiga picha, mmeliona?

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

NANI HUYO ANAKUNYWA MAJI MACHAFU.


SWISSME

Mtaalam wa ngeli

Who said translating Kiswahili to Tourists is easy?
1: Niaje mzito = Hi heavy
2: wacha mchezo= leave sport
3: mi si mtu hvi hvi= am not a person this this.
4: uko macho= you are eyes!
5: navuta sigara= am pulling cigarette
6: zichanganye changanye= confuse confuse them!
7: nimejaribu lakini wapi= I have tried but where?
8: naskia kizunguzungu= am hearing English
English.
9: wee ni kiboko yao= you're hippopotamus of
them
10: acha mdomo mingi= stop mouth many.
11: achana na mimi= stop with me
12: naota jua= am dreaming sun.
13: usiniletee= don't bring me.
14: una kimbelembele= you have front front
15: ndio sisi hao= we are those.
16: piga corner= beat the corner.
Kizungu hakipendi ujinga

 

[darcity]

Matibabu!

 

[swissme]

Wangonjwa tuko wengi mwaaa



swissme

 

[mgogoone]

Si bure uyo Kuna namna, atajibinuaje ivyo?

Mkuu hapo sio mpiga picha ila ANAYEPIGWA

 

[mgogoone]

Mtaalam wa ngeli

Who said translating Kiswahili to Tourists is easy?
1: Niaje mzito = Hi heavy
2: wacha mchezo= leave sport
3: mi si mtu hvi hvi= am not a person this this.
4: uko macho= you are eyes!
5: navuta sigara= am pulling cigarette
6: zichanganye changanye= confuse confuse them!
7: nimejaribu lakini wapi= I have tried but where?
8: naskia kizunguzungu= am hearing English
English.
9: wee ni kiboko yao= you're hippopotamus of
them
10: acha mdomo mingi= stop mouth many.
11: achana na mimi= stop with me
12: naota jua= am dreaming sun.
13: usiniletee= don't bring me.
14: una kimbelembele= you have front front
15: ndio sisi hao= we are those.
16: piga corner= beat the corner.
Kizungu hakipendi ujinga

17) kizungu hakipendi ujinga =English loves not stupid

 

[mgodi]

wewe utakuwa ni Dkt, siyo bure kuna namna.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

17) kizungu hakipendi ujinga =English loves not stupid

Kata kulia - cut cry
matembele- saliva front
pesa nje nje- money out out

 

[Ifumange]

Babu katangaza maajabu mengine yatakayo tokea hivi punde kama kawaida yake kaoteshwa.

 

[Okol36]

Mtukufu akibust na kikombe ...

 

[GIUSEPPE]

Huyo jamaa anaepiga picha ni mwandishi wa habari (reporter) Alikuja kuula ukoo wa wilaya kutoka kwa baba Riz, alipokuja huyo jamaa anaekunywa dawa hapo akamtoa faster.

 

[miss chagga]

teh mbinuko

 

[Capitano]

Hivi watu na elimu zote walizonazo hadi wengine sijui ma dokta wa nini nini sijui huko wanakuja kuhadaiwa na mtu kama babu wa Loliondo?? khaaaa hapo nimechoka kabisaaa.

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

Hivi watu na elimu zote walizonazo hadi wengine sijui ma dokta wa nini nini sijui huko wanakuja kuhadaiwa na mtu kama babu wa Loliondo?? khaaaa hapo nimechoka kabisaaa.

Inasemekana anakuja na huduma kikombe kingine tena muda si mrefu.

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

Huyo jamaa anaepiga picha ni mwandishi wa habari (reporter) Alikuja kuula ukoo wa wilaya kutoka kwa baba Riz, alipokuja huyo jamaa anaekunywa dawa hapo akamtoa faster.

Alikuwa DC wa wapi na anaitwa nani?

 

[GIUSEPPE]

Alikuwa DC wa wapi na anaitwa nani?

Alianzia hai akaenda moshi, wakati wa picha hii alikuwa reporter wa ITV. weka jina mwenyewe sasa.

 

[GIUSEPPE]

Muanguko mbaya wa Mkuu wa wilaya ya Moshi

 

[SAGAI GALGANO]

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Vijero jero vya watukufu wa nchi na wananchi,...
Vimemuwezesha kucruise nchi kavu

Mzee alikuwa mjasiriamali wa mwendo kasi

 

[Hute]

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hivi mtu akienda kwa babu kiikombe, atashindwa kwenda kwa waganga wa kienyeji? babu aliumbua watu wengi sana.

 

[Hute]

mzee mchungaji aliwaingiza mjini watz kama Pogba alivyowafanay man u.

 

[SAGAI GALGANO]

Yaani babu kiboko, hata wasiojaribiwa kawajaribu, hakika huyu mzee ni next level