Gojaga Nize
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Amen, halleluya
Ogopa ma senior bachelor
Ogopa ma senior bachelor
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BADILI TABIA
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Hahahaha walah hakuna glasi karibu???Juice ndiyo hiyo....
Ila Mjomba, ungekuwa na patner angekukata kucha ujue???
Hiram Abiff
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Hamna mkuu kuna umri utafika hutaweza kutoka kwenda kukaa na marafiki kila mtu atakuwa uwani kwake na mzee mwenzie, au wengine watakuwa wanatunzwa na watoto wao, muda ambao hutaweza kupika mwenyewe muda wa stress hapo ndio utatamani hata upige story na mbwa..
Patience123
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Kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi.. Eti babu Keanu?? Huu uzi mpaka uishe na mbavu nitakuwa sina.
KikulachoChako
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Basi mkuu nitaoa nyakati hizo.....
luckyline
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ahaaaaa nina rsfiki yangu yeye ni chief bachelor nilimjua nikiwa ndogo after form 6 haki ya mama sijawai kuona mwanaume msafi kama yule yeye hajawai kuvaa nguo ya rangi ni white tu, nikawa natamani nijue kwake mweeee siku moja nikafika kwake manina zake ni msafiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kuanzia getini kwake
sikujua kuwa kama kuna mwanaume ambae anaweza ku compite na mm usafi ila yule jamaa ni kiboko ukiingia ndani unatamani akupe maji unawe mlango ndo uingie ndani
kwake kila kitu kilo arranged alphabetically. ndani kila kitu ni cheupe mmmmmmh nijajisemeya moyoni mshenzi huyu hanizidi usafi nikasema lazima niende chooni nione kama kimesuguliwa manina zake amesugua had sehemu ya kuchomeka ufunguo yaan mile kidude cha kitasa,
miaka ikaenda tukazidi kuzoeana so rafiki tu nikataka kujua life style yake kanisimulia kuwa alioga bint ila binti akifua tungu zake yeye lazima hazirudie bint yakamshinda akasepa,
akanambia mm sitokaaga nioe kwa sababu mm mwanamke hawezi kunifanyia kitu chochote hata akideki lazims nirudie kitanda akitandika lazima nirudie, nina mtoto mmoja huyu ananitosha nae atakuwa msafi kama mm.
si tulishakuwa marafiki siku moja akanambia mm kitanda ninachomkujia mwanamke sio ninacholala, mwanamke nikimpenda nampeleka kwangu mapenzi chumba A kulala chumbaB
jamaa yule msenge sana akanambia hata akisafiri hotelini anabeba mashuka yake haijalishi hiyo hoteli ni ya kiwango gani,
watu wakawa wanamsema eti kwenye gari lake kuna seti ta vitambaa bahati mbaya akikupa lifti ukishuka tu anafuta. siku moja nikamwomba anipeleke sehemu nilikuwa nimechelewa kweli kweli mweeee ndani ya gari yake ni zaidi ya nyumba yake. yaan self service ukikaa kwenye gari lake lina sence kuwa una ukosefu wa vitamini mwilini basi wewe ni kubonyeza tu button tu michicha maharage vinatoka unakula siku inaisha
shenzi yule ni msafiiiiii tho hawezi nizidi may be anaweza nizidi vitu vya thamani si unajua bado natafuta ila akiingia kwangu nae ataomba maji ya kunawa mlangoni, ahaaàaaaaa
any away usafi ni kitu kizuri sana ila kuwa makini usiwaboe watu endana na mazingira watu wakiingia kwako hats wakichafua wacha waondoke ndo usafishe tena.
ERoni
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Wahuisheni vijana wasiingie kwenye uField marshall jamani.
Patience123
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Zipi tena na jua ndio linazama? Wakati huo mwanao atakuita babu.
Hiram Abiff
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Tafuta mapema mtu wa kwenda kuzeeka nae anaandaliwa mapema, lazma utahitaji tu mtu wa kuangalia nae hata taarifa ya habari na kubishana kidogo, mtu wa kukushtua uende chumbani ukijisahau na kulala kwenye sofa...
KikulachoChako
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Hahahaaa.....walivyo na roho mbaya wanaweza kukukata vidole....
ERoni
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Heaven Sent
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Hahaha hawataki kuoa , wanaenjoy u-field Marshall eti
Patience123
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Wenyewe ndio wamechagua kuwa hivyo mtani..
Wakiambiwa "bebi utanioa?" wanakimbia kama wameona nini cha hatari.
Anna Leonard
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Dooh..mkuu hii ni kwa wote(boy and girls au?
Patience123
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Aha wanishigha mtani..Utee shima he kaka wako
KikulachoChako
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Kweli mkuu lakini bado kidogo.....
mxyo16
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Kuishi na mwanamke kunahitaji uwe na balls za steel......Hata u comply vipi ni lazima uwe tested...na ni randomly.. Unakuta mwanamke anasema kabisa..muone vile mwenzio huwa analia na kunipigia magoti....and you wonder!! Wanaume wengi wanalizwa aisee...Inasikitisha sana...
Dah wanawake mna power ya ajabu sana. hao ma bachela ndio zao lake hilo..."women power" nahii haitabadilika till the end of time.
Dah wanawake mna power ya ajabu sana. hao ma bachela ndio zao lake hilo..."women power" nahii haitabadilika till the end of time.
KikulachoChako
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It doesnt matter......
ERoni
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Hahaha, ndio kama hivi mpwa wangu KikulachoChako anaji-brendia zake juice ya embe, huku amepika ndizi nyama, anajisomea majarida ya upishi....
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