Nyeto imenipa mtaji wa biashara

[and 998 others]

Nikiona mademu naona kama upotevu wa pesa tu

 

[hip hop uchwara]

Toka 2014 Mimi Ni mwendo wa nyeto tu. Sina time na kuhonga mademu. (napiga nyeto ya sabuni, mafuta na Ile ya nyuki).

Pesa niliyokua nihonge nimejazia mtaji wa biashara. Maduka mawili ya dawa Msewe, Hardware kibaha na Uber IST 1.

Pia, nimenunua Ardhi 2,000sqm Dodoma.

#Kijana, stuka unafilisiwa#

Nyeto mbele kurudi nyuma mwiko ....kataa ndoa.....solidarity forever

 

[and 998 others]

Nyeto mbele kurudi nyuma mwiko ....kataa ndoa.....solidarity forever

GenZ pamoja

 

[Dexta]

Hatari sana

 

[ledada]

Nyeto ya nyuki??😳

 

[muhomakilo jr]

Hongeraaa mie nipo hivyoo hivyooo

Nipe tenda ya kukuletea matango mchuchu.

 

[muhomakilo jr]

Toka 2014 Mimi Ni mwendo wa nyeto tu. Sina time na kuhonga mademu. (napiga nyeto ya sabuni, mafuta na Ile ya nyuki).

Pesa niliyokua nihonge nimejazia mtaji wa biashara. Maduka mawili ya dawa Msewe, Hardware kibaha na Uber IST 1.

Pia, nimenunua Ardhi 2,000sqm Dodoma.

#Kijana, stuka unafilisiwa#

Kapiten Mwamnyeto mzee wa kutupia ....Endelea tu utakuja hapa kuomba ushauri.

 

[Andrew123]

Kapiten Mwamnyeto mzee wa kutupia ....Endelea tu utakuja hapa kuomba ushauri.

#Gen_Nyeto#

 

[ZEE LA UONGO]

Nyeto ya nyuki??😳

huenda nyuki walio changamka a.k.a inzi

 

[mjingamimi]

Sabuni iheshimiwe

 

[mjingamimi]

Bibi kaniambia niache wanawake ntaweza kweli.

 

[Poppy Hatonn]

Buddha alisema kupiga nyeto ni kosa.
Halafu Buddha akasema there are ten kinds of semen;
1 Blue semen

2. Yellow semen

3Red semen
4White semen
5. Semen the colour of whey.
6.Semen the colour of water
7.Semen the colour of oil
8 .Semen the colour of milk
9.Semen the colour of curd
10.Semen the colour of ghee.
Four ways to emit the semen wakati mtu anapiga nyeto
1. Through one's body
2. Through the body of another
3. Through one's body and also the body of another one or an external object.
4. By shaking the pelvis in the air semen can be emitted .
Sasa,all this apples to women also,lakini women emit something different, something which I have not found a name for as yet.
Ten purposes za kupiga nyeto
1 For the purpose of health
2. For the purpose of pleasure
3. For the purpose of medicine
4. For the purpose of a gift
5. For the purpose of merit
6. For the purpose of sacrifice.
7. For the purpose of heaven
8. For the purpose of seed
9. For the purpose of investigation
10. For the purpose of fun.
And I (PH)will add another.
For the purpose of harming so and so
Five reasons that cause the organ to be stiff.
1. Lust
2. Excess feces
3. Excess urine
4. Wind
5. Through the bite of a caterpillar ( washa washa)
Nasikitika last Saturday watu wametska kuni- assassinate,wameniita " fuska", what a coincidence,siku ile Ile waliojaribu kum -- assassinate Donald Trump,piia wamejaribu Kuni -- assassinate mimi.
Sasa,mimi Sina ya kuwa fuska, because I know, I have been trained, I know exactly how not to be a sex maniac.
Umeona Pope Francis anapoulizwa,"Wewe ni Pope,sasa inakuwaje unaruhusu ufuska kwenye Kanisa letu tukufu?"
Pope Francis anajibu nini;
" Shut up everybody"
And that is just as it should be,kwa sababu wale they are not trained to be celibate.
Kwa hiyo Pope Francis akasema,"The only time you should look down on a person is when you want to lift him up"
Kama huna neno la kusaidia mtu,stop criticizing him.
And another thing, nilikuwa naitazama Black's Law Dictionary jana.
Serendipitously nikaiona definition ya celibacy.
Celibacy is the state of being unamarried.
Yaani mtu kuitws " mseja" inatosha awe tu bado hajaoa.
"Serendipitously" ndiyo tunavyouta kitu kilichogunduliwa kwa bahati,ambacho ulikuwa hukitafuti.
Kwa hiyo,to return to our original remarks,
Kupiga nyeto ni makosa.
Na hiyo Black's Law Dictionary watu watauliza ni kitu gani?
Black's Law Dictionary ndiyo Biblia ya wanasheria .

 

[No SQL]

That's ma boy naaaw...
Piga hyo kitu, haina madhara yyte

 

[amshapopo]

Hizo hela unamtafutia nani?

 

[Andrew123]

Nyeto haina stress

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Hongeraaa mie nipo hivyoo hivyooo

Yako unatumia nini

 

[MWL RAMADHANI ATHUMANI]

Pole

 

[Andrew123]

Pole

Aise

 

[dronedrake]

safi sana, tuko pamoja

 

[Smart911]

Hatari sana...


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