Nimegeuka Zombie

af wewe!
hebu shiiiiip kwayat!
hujui tu vile konnie alivyo mahabani
ile tux yako si ako poa!
iandae bana!kitu kinapigwa ndoa muda si mrefu ujue!
HII SIRI NI MIMI TU NDO NIMEKUPAMO!
ukimwambia Kongosho nimesema shaurilo!

:tape::tape::tape::tape::tape:
 
Wanawake wabaya nyie! Sikutegemea, nataka ushauri. Nikimtega. Twende vakesheni si ataona nimekuuufa, ndio stakki hicho.

.kudadadiki zombi oyeeeeeeeeeeee

Hahahahahahahauahah
 
Nguruwe pita sina mkuki, on a serious note, nijiangushe? Heshima si itashuka jamani?

Mie nimeshachoka kucheza kidari po, tunahitaji ku-mark teritory, is it too much to ask?

Hehehehe!
Napitaaaaaaa
 
Usisemeee apa mwalimu wangu...njoo PM...bhaas

ahahahhahahhahaha hapa hapa ndo pazuri banaaa!
PM nani atajua kuwa mekupa zawadi nzuri!
sa kwani hutaki watu wajue na wenyewe wawe motivated?
 
Nguruwe pita sina mkuki, on a serious note, nijiangushe? Heshima si itashuka jamani?

Mie nimeshachoka kucheza kidari po, tunahitaji ku-mark teritory, is it too much to ask?
mi hata simwelewi zombie!
sasa hata kama kulipizia si imeshatosha lakini!
ah!
kwani konnie zombie akija home anakukuta umevaa ile ovaroli yako au?
 
Nilivyosema zombie ulidhani madogo? Yaani nina makubwa mbeleni, nashangaa tunaruka ruka tuuuu mara candle dinner mara swimming mara sijui shopping, jamani. Mie naona tunajishughulisha na vya pembeni tunaacha cha muhimu.

Sijui anasubiri nikubali kwa matarumbeta?

Haki ya Mama mi nitakuwa wa mwisho kuamini kuwa Zombie hajakuangusha..... sitakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
Wanawake wabaya nyie! Sikutegemea, nataka ushauri. Nikimtega. Twende vakesheni si ataona nimekuuufa, ndio stakki hicho.
kwani we unajiona uko hai hapo!
mfyuuuu zako!
hebu rembua jicho hilooo!
 
ndo mana mi nilisema post yangu ya kwanza kabisa!
MBAKE!enh!
 
Natafuta a modern way ya kufanikisha hilo.

Ila sitaki ajue ninalifanyia kazi, nataka nidengue dengue na yeye ashinikize kiume. Jamaani mie sio wa kimagharibi kusema eti, ukifika bei unajiachia tu.

Nimegundua wale wa uongo ndio unajiachia, ila ya kikweli ngumu.

Niacheni nining'unike tu, nina matanga moyoni.

ndo mana mi nilisema post yangu ya kwanza kabisa!
MBAKE!enh!
 
hakyamama itabidi uache hiz bhangi zetu ili uwe kilady lady!
full kubana sauti na dinner za candle light!
tatizo zombie nae anajua sana unataka
anasubirije kuchukua pwenti zote tatu!
ahahahahahahhahhahaha LAZIMA UKAE!

Ha ha ha... sio akae snowhite bali lazima APAKATWE!!:smile-big:
 
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He he he, hapa napoishi nina kundi ujue, sasa hatuwezi jifungia wakati hapo nje kuwa shangazi, bibi sijui kitukuu. Mara kuna mtoto wa binamu aliyefeli Umitashumita kaja kurudia.

Na mpango niwasafirishe afu nimwalike, he will cry his lungs out.

mi hata simwelewi zombie!
sasa hata kama kulipizia si imeshatosha lakini!
ah!
kwani konnie zombie akija home anakukuta umevaa ile ovaroli yako au?
 

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