Nimecheka sana.chekeni na nyie.

[thadei kimambo]

Kuna jamaa wa3 walipanga gesti moja ya kifahari ya gorofa 90. Wakapata vyumba gorofa ya juu kabisa(ya 90).wakawa wanashuka kwa lift asubuhi na kupanda kwa lift jioni. Siku moja walirudi jioni na kukuta umeme umekatika kwa hiyo lift haifanyi kazi.wakapanga wapande juu kwa kupiga story. Wa1 atapiga story za kutisha kuanzia gorofa ya 1-30. Wa2 atapiga story za kuchekesha kuanzia gorofa ya 31-60. Na wa3 atapiga story za kuhuzunisha kuanzia gorofa ya 61-90. Basi ikawa kama walivyopanga. Walipofika gorofa ya 89 yule wa3 akasema-"STORY YA KUHUZUNISHA ZAIDI NI KWAMBA TUMESAHAU FUNGUO ZA VYUMBA RECEPTION!. ¤

 

[LILENDI]

walipokuwa wakirudi kuchukua funguo, wa1, wa2 then wa3 wakarudia majukumu yao teh teh teh

 

[Bandido-2]

Story ya kuhuzunisha ilitakiwa ianzie gorofa ya 61 na wala sio 89....

 

[SaaMbovu]

Hao watakuwa MAZUZU

 

[Ushirombo]

hapo tayari majogoo

 

[amedeusi august]

Ningelala reception hahaha!

 

[miss chagga]

ha ha ha ha ha!!!! so funy,.

 

[Washawasha]

Nalog off

 

[eddyy]

Amesahau kumalizia walipofika ghorofa 90 n.a. Walichua siku3 na Ndio ulikuwa mwicho wa kodi yao

 

[thadei kimambo]

Story ya kuhuzunisha ilitakiwa ianzie gorofa ya 61 na wala sio 89....

alishapiga story zingine, ila alipofika ya 89 ndio aligundua story nyingine ya kusikitisha zaidi

 

[kiteve]

duuh,hatari hiyo.......hahahahahahahahahahaha,mi cshuki

 

[KOKUTONA]

Kuna jamaa wa3 walipanga gesti moja ya kifahari ya gorofa 90. Wakapata vyumba gorofa ya juu kabisa(ya 90).wakawa wanashuka kwa lift asubuhi na kupanda kwa lift jioni. Siku moja walirudi jioni na kukuta umeme umekatika kwa hiyo lift haifanyi kazi.wakapanga wapande juu kwa kupiga story. Wa1 atapiga story za kutisha kuanzia gorofa ya 1-30. Wa2 atapiga story za kuchekesha kuanzia gorofa ya 31-60. Na wa3 atapiga story za kuhuzunisha kuanzia gorofa ya 61-90. Basi ikawa kama walivyopanga. Walipofika gorofa ya 89 yule wa3 akasema-"STORY YA KUHUZUNISHA ZAIDI NI KWAMBA TUMESAHAU FUNGUO ZA VYUMBA RECEPTION!. ¤

Ha ha ha aaaaaa yaaani nimecheka mpaka basi...nimecheka hadi najishangaa...pia nimesikitika pia...maana inabidi wapigishane story tena hadi ground floor. I see

 

[Fatmata]

duu! hiyo noma.

 

[thadei kimambo]

Nimecheka sana kwa kweli!

 

[BAK]

Dah!!!! Safari yote hiyo!!!! imekula kwao!!! :frusty:

Kuna jamaa wa3 walipanga gesti moja ya kifahari ya gorofa 90. Wakapata vyumba gorofa ya juu kabisa(ya 90).wakawa wanashuka kwa lift asubuhi na kupanda kwa lift jioni. Siku moja walirudi jioni na kukuta umeme umekatika kwa hiyo lift haifanyi kazi.wakapanga wapande juu kwa kupiga story. Wa1 atapiga story za kutisha kuanzia gorofa ya 1-30. Wa2 atapiga story za kuchekesha kuanzia gorofa ya 31-60. Na wa3 atapiga story za kuhuzunisha kuanzia gorofa ya 61-90. Basi ikawa kama walivyopanga. Walipofika gorofa ya 89 yule wa3 akasema-"STORY YA KUHUZUNISHA ZAIDI NI KWAMBA TUMESAHAU FUNGUO ZA VYUMBA RECEPTION!. ¤

 

[Mollely]

copy and paste

 

[thadei kimambo]

copy and paste

wabongo hamkawii... majungu

 

[tomjelly]

Hahhahahaahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Duh!

 

[The King of Jews]

Kuna jamaa wa3 walipanga gesti moja ya kifahari ya gorofa 90. Wakapata vyumba gorofa ya juu kabisa(ya 90).wakawa wanashuka kwa lift asubuhi na kupanda kwa lift jioni. Siku moja walirudi jioni na kukuta umeme umekatika kwa hiyo lift haifanyi kazi.wakapanga wapande juu kwa kupiga story. Wa1 atapiga story za kutisha kuanzia gorofa ya 1-30. Wa2 atapiga story za kuchekesha kuanzia gorofa ya 31-60. Na wa3 atapiga story za kuhuzunisha kuanzia gorofa ya 61-90. Basi ikawa kama walivyopanga. Walipofika gorofa ya 89 yule wa3 akasema-"STORY YA KUHUZUNISHA ZAIDI NI KWAMBA TUMESAHAU FUNGUO ZA VYUMBA RECEPTION!. ¤

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............
Six Laughs:
No1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep.
The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
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No2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.
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No3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.
************************************No4
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,
Son: "What are you doing?" Ask the son.
Father: "I’m putting petrol on your Mom."
Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday."
Mother fainted!
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No5
A man went to the pub with his wife.
When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:
"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.
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No6 - Classic
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.
In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"
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[MOORIINGEE]

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