Never visit rich people

Ths is another, nyingine na ile ya Padri na muungamaji
".......nikaangalia huku na huku nikagundua tupo wawili tu nikamuua....." zmenifanya nicheke hadi machoz.
 
Ananzingua tu, hivyo vitu hata havipo. Alijua aktachoka aondoke bila kunywa chochote. Uchoyo mtupu.
 
Ananzingua tu, hivyo vitu hata havipo. Alijua aktachoka aondoke bila kunywa chochote. Uchoyo mtupu.
 
hizo ndo za mchaga aliyeendelea? sijui mentor yu wapi mentor na "Irere lya Isembo ni ndeu" zake.
 
Wewe Ngoshwe na wenzio wote mnacheka tu. Mbona sisi walevi wa chai tunazingatia sana ladha na hizo aina zote zipo. Waliokulia kwenye mashamba ya kahawa vilevile tunajua jinsi ya ku-toast beans ili iwe na quality/taste tofauti!

Anzia hapa: Guide to Varieties of Tea

Reasons why I never visit rich people !!

Question: "What would U like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please…"

Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea.. "

Question : "How would U like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk …… "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk ?"
Answer: "With cow milk PLEASE"...

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow, or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Ummm, I'll take it black then…"

Question: " Would U like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar!!!!!"

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "LISTEN,, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead PLEASE……..."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'LL RATHER DIE OF THIRST"….. just leave me ALONE..... !!!!!!!!!!!
 
Dah... Walau nimemaliza siku kwa kucheka inanikumbusha ile ya pedeshee wa kihaya
 
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