Neno la leo: The Perfect Guy

[Kaizer]

Hahahah, kaFP kanapenda ukubwa tu; of course mimi ni mama lao.

hahaha ngoja aje na hivi amegundua "unamdukua" kwenye simu ndo balaaa

 

[piper]

ni yule afanyae haya.........

1)hata akipigiwa haulizi wala kulipiza!
2) hula miogo ili mpenzi wake ale chips kuku
3) hufanya chochote including kupumuliwa kisogoni ili mradi dem wake asipate shida!

Huyo atakuwa boya zaidi ya maelezo

 

[Kaizer]

Niko shambani napalilia mahindi na kumalizia kuweka mbegu za mpunga maana mvua zimechachamaa sana

Ila nataka niwaambie neno moja tu kuwa,binadam tunahangaika kuwatafuta wakamilifu kwasababu hatujiamini na ni dhaifu sana

Ukiona unaanza kuweka vigezo vya ajabu ajabu kwenye kutafuta mwenza jua wewe una matatizo mengi sana

Mtu anaejitambua hana haja ya mtu mkamilifu kwani anaweza kuishi na yoyote

Ngoja niwape kauli yangu kuwa,kama MWANAUME asie cheat,kunywa na kutokuvuta basi mimi ni perfect sanaaaaa

Kaizer hebu mwambie Ennie apokee simu,mwambie kale ka jamaa kake ni perfect kama wewe . . . . . .lol

Ngoja nirudi shambani kwanza . . . . . . . .

mkuu Eiyer nakuombea mvua hizi ziwe za neema uvune hadi ushangae
Ennie eti una simu ya huyu Eiyer? kama ndio hebu do ze nidiful umtwangia asije akakosea kusia mbegu

 

[Kaizer]

am not looking for a perfect guy mwekundu..btw,am a nun,na hata ikitokea naacha u nun (god forbid,asione paroko Kaizer hapa)..sitatafuta mtu perfect,i will pray,nimpate mtu atakayajua mapungufu yangu n yet upungufu huo usiathiri upendo wake kwangu kwa namna yoyote

Sijaona apo mwallu.......

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Hahahah Nicas Mtei, Mentor njoóni mumsome aliyekaribia kumtoa dada wa watu uhai kwa matumizi mabaya ya via vya uzazi.

hahAahahaha Mtambuzi una kesi ya kujibu. Ndio nini kumtoa roho dada wa watu?

 

[dadamkubwa]

Nadhan hili linaeahusu waliotajwa tu

 

[mwantui]

Kwa mimi kuchiti ndo tatizo ila mengine yote niko safi...

 

[Eiyer]

mkuu Eiyer nakuombea mvua hizi ziwe za neema uvune hadi ushangae

Mukulu ubarikiwe sana kwa maombi yako yenye nguvu kubwa

Ennie eti una simu ya huyu Eiyer? kama ndio hebu do ze nidiful umtwangia asije akakosea kusia mbegu

Dadadeki zake

Eti kaninunia kisa nimemteua Husninyo kuwa mkuu wa masista

Atajibeba

Hivi umenionea wapi snowhite ?
Nina dili nae!

 

[mwallu]

shukrani..ndo maana wewe ni paroko mwema

Sijaona apo mwallu.......

 

[The Finest]

Their is no perfect guy on the face of the earth if you expect perfect then you are just setting yourself up for disappointment

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Mie ni perfect mkuu....uliza vimada wangu

Hahahahahaha Bazaziiiiiiiii

 

[Kaizer]

Nadhan hili linaeahusu waliotajwa tu

hapana sema neno dadamkubwa

 

[Eiyer]

shukrani..ndo maana wewe ni paroko mwema

mwallu . . . . . . . . . . .

 

[Vin Diesel]

Hahahahahaha Bazaziiiiiiiii

Hapa nilikuwa nakuwakilisha mkuu

 

[Kaizer]

Mukulu ubarikiwe sana kwa maombi yako yenye nguvu kubwa


Dadadeki zake

Eti kaninunia kisa nimemteua Husninyo kuwa mkuu wa masista

Atajibeba

Hivi umenionea wapi snowhite ?
Nina dili nae!

Hapa sio Husninyo wala snowhite wanaaonekana
Ennie njoo uone mambo yako na Eiyer

 

[Kaizer]

Kwa mimi kuchiti ndo tatizo ila mengine yote niko safi...

hahahahah....what a confession lol

 

[Kaizer]

Hapa nilikuwa nakuwakilisha mkuu

hahahaha Vin Diesel bana....ulikuwa unamwakilisha Nicas Mtei sio?

 

[Vin Diesel]

hahahaha Vin Diesel bana....ulikuwa unamwakilisha nica mtei sio?

Naam mkuu....vijana wake tupo tukimsaidia kazi.

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

Their is no perfect guy on the face of the earth if you expect perfect then you are just setting yourself up for disappointment

Nimekumiss wewe handsome! So mnasuggest watu waache kuhangaikia na kutafuta ma-perfect kwa kuwa hawapo sio? hahahah so does it mean kuwa neno perfect liliwekwa kwa matumizi ya vitu vingine na sio wanadamu? Mwe! I am still looking for a perfect guy wajamane ambaye anakidhi tafadhali asinifanyie hinda mie mwana wa mwanaume mwenzenu eh

 

[Eiyer]

Their is no perfect guy on the face of the earth if you expect perfect then you are just setting yourself up for disappointment

TF . . . . . . . . . . !!

Long time sana mkuu!!