Neno la leo: The Perfect Guy

[Fixed Point]

Mkwe, ukinitaja tutagombana.

mkwe, nitaanzia wapi sasa kukutaja?
kwani siogopi kunyimwa binti?

 

[Fixed Point]

Fixed Point ungemsema tuu na yeye ajisikie kuwa anatimiza kile kinachotakiwa

ha haaaa, anaijua ID yangu, yeye akisoma tu hapa atajua namsema yeye

 

[Fixed Point]

Ameen to that Fixed Point

You can say that again and again my friend

 

[Kaizer]

Hahaha mashori wamesepa.... wao wanataka wasikie six packs, gym, magari na wallet. Baaaas.

CC Heaven one earth mwallu Lady doctor miss chagga lara 1 Madame B Munkari miss neddy et al

 

[Ennie]

tena Ennie ujue nimekuona sehem sehem nikajua wewe wa nyumbani utakuja tu huhitaji mluzi lol....

Hivi kuna perfect kweli umbuje?
Mimi aki fit kwenye vigezo vyangu hata by 70% huyo ananifaa kabisa.
Nimsake perfect na mapungufu yangu nitayaficha wapi? Maana nami ni binaadamu pia,maisha kuvumiliana ujue umbuje,kila mtu ana mapungufu yake........

 

[Kaizer]

Umeona eeh. He is perfect to you lkn anaweza asiwe kwa Joyce.
Lakinj mimi napenda kutumia zaidi Right Guy kuliko perfect. Perfection iko kwa Mungu tu.

Kaunga, naogopa kusemea hilo nitaharibu ladha ya ulichosema....naona seniority ichukue mkondo wake tu:ranger:

 

[Kaunga]

ha haaa, hapo rafiki niliiacha ina-hang kwa makusudi.......
nisome saaaanaaaa kwenye post zinazofuatia......

Nimekusoma, lkn bado nafikiri sio mbaya kumuona mwenzako perfect hata kwenye baadhi ya mambo. His body can be perfect. Your sex life can be perfect kwa standards zenu na hata maisha in general.
Kifupi ni kumagnify mazuri na kuyaignore mapungufu that is what make things n people seem perfect.

 

[Asprin]

CC Heaven one earth mwallu Lady doctor miss chagga lara 1 Madame B Munkari miss neddy et al

Naona Heaven on Earth kakugomea, ngoja nikusaidie kumlazimisha.

 

[Kaizer]

Hivi kuna perfect kweli umbuje?
Mimi aki fit kwenye vigezo vyangu hata by 70% huyo ananifaa kabisa.
Nimsake perfect na mapungufu yangu nitayaficha wapi? Maana nami ni binaadamu pia,maisha kuvumiliana ujue umbuje,kila mtu ana mapungufu yake........

Ennie unajua bana umeongea makitu mazito sana,,,kwa uwezo wa kikatiba nilionao, namwamuru Asprin akuulize kinywaji upendacho akupatie chap chap sana upooze koo baad aya hoja hii nzito'

Yaani unakuta mtu anatoka na mke/mume wa mtu, na bado atakwambia "my guy/girl is perfect kabisa".....labda kwa maana ya "provisioning" kama alivyosema Asprin lol

 

[Asprin]

Ennie unajua bana umeongea makitu mazito sana,,,kwa uwezo wa kikatiba nilionao, namwamuru Asprin akuulize kinywaji upendacho akupatie chap chap sana upooze koo baad aya hoja hii nzito'

Yaani unakuta mtu anatoka na mke/mume wa mtu, na bado atakwambia "my guy/girl is perfect kabisa".....labda kwa maana ya "provisioning" kama alivyosema Asprin lol

Popote ulipo Ennie, neno la mwenyekiti ni amri. Chapchap sana kam zis wei, wizaut. nimeteuliwa kuwa perfect guy wako.

 

[mwekundu]

Doesn't CHEAT
And Doesn't EXIST"

ha ha ha hapa Kaizer nimepapenda.............!!

 

[Miss Neddy]

perfect guy lazima awe strong economically
hii ni sifa muhimu sana Kaizer umeisahau
wengine watapretend huo uperfect
hatokunywa kwa sababu hana hela
hata cheat kwa sababu hela ya kuhonga hana
hata smoke kwa sababu hana hela ya sigara
lakini akiwa strong economically na akaweza kujizuia yote hayo
huyo ndo perfect guy

 

[mwekundu]

CC Heaven one earth mwallu Lady doctor miss chagga lara 1 Madame B Munkari miss neddy et al

hawa wakimtafuta perfect hadi watazeeka

 

[Fixed Point]

Nimekusoma, lkn bado nafikiri sio mbaya kumuona mwenzako perfect hata kwenye baadhi ya mambo. His body can be perfect. Your sex life can be perfect kwa standards zenu na hata maisha in general.
Kifupi ni kumagnify mazuri na kuyaignore mapungufu that is what make things n people seem perfect.

Kaunga my friend...... hapa naweza kuamini kuwa tunapomaliza kuongea kwa simu huwa siikati na unasikiliza maongezi yetu ya chumbani.......
kama utazungumzia perfection ya baadhi ya vitu au mambo ya mwenzako, you are right. Ila kujiaminisha kuwa mtu yupo perfect ni hatari sana.........

 

[mwekundu]

perfect guy lazima awe strong economically
hii ni sifa muhimu sana Kaizer umeisahau
wengine watapretend huo uperfect
hatokunywa kwa sababu hana hela
hata cheat kwa sababu hela ya kuhonga hana
hata smoke kwa sababu hana hela ya sigara
lakini akiwa strong economically na akaweza kujizuia yote hayo
huyo ndo perfect guy

kwani ku cheat sio tabia?au depends on money mine miss neddy

 

[Kaizer]

Doesn't CHEAT
And Doesn't EXIST"

ha ha ha hapa Kaizer nimepapenda.............!!

Hebu muite Mapi nimeona anazurura zurura sehem lol

 

[mwallu]

WHO is looking for a perfect guy?
is she perfect?

 

[Fixed Point]

Hivi kuna perfect kweli umbuje?
Mimi aki fit kwenye vigezo vyangu hata by 70% huyo ananifaa kabisa.
Nimsake perfect na mapungufu yangu nitayaficha wapi? Maana nami ni binaadamu pia,maisha kuvumiliana ujue umbuje,kila mtu ana mapungufu yake........

nimekutoa kwa list ya wenye uwezekano wa kupata heart attack......... ukubwa dawa ujue.....

 

[Miss Neddy]

kwani ku cheat sio tabia?au depends on money mine miss neddy

yeah ni tabia lakini inasapotiwa zaidi na pesa

 

[Rogie]

being a human being huwezi sema anaweza kuwa perfect, but anatisha........
aisee kuna mtu namuogopa sana

Niweke sawa zaidi aise.