Na mimi Ujane sasa basi namuangukia mtu tu !

[Judgement]

Kumbe una majina mengi namna hiyo? Pole sana mkuu, gangamala upate wa kukusuuza moyo mapema.

Sante mkubwa!

 

[Judgement]

Daaah mmmh real. Do you mean me Mamndenyi?

Somehow !!
As lon as you know your hours now are numbered!

 

[Mamndenyi]

Somehow !!
As lon as you know your hours now are numbered!

Real? Usije kunipa hamu bure.

 

[nitonye]

eeh? Unasema?? Sa mbona hafunguki ma M tupo wengi ujue!!

Mtu akishakuwa team bazazi akitangaza ndoa lazima watokee kama utitiri. Sasa anashikwa na kigugumizi amchague yupi

 

[Miss Neddy]

hivi na wewe si unaanzia na M? Ntakutafuta

mamiiiiiiiiiiiii the former mkweo Mwanyasi

 

[LOMNYAKI]

Yaani Shem nampendaje huyu mdada!
Sipigiwi !
Nnabugi .

Khaaa....!! Kumbe ww ni mwanaume?saa me nilivyoona neno MJANE, nikajua mwanamke aliyefiwa coz hivyo ndivyo huitwa.Mwanaume anaitwa MGANE....Pole sana hata hivyo kwa safari hiyo ya maisha ulopitia

 

[Judgement]

Khaaa....!! Kumbe ww ni mwanaume?saa me nilivyoona neno MJANE, nikajua mwanamke aliyefiwa coz hivyo ndivyo huitwa.Mwanaume anaitwa MGANE....Pole sana hata hivyo kwa safari hiyo ya maisha ulopitia

Umeona neno MJANE tu?
Na nilipojitaja i'm WIDOWER hukupaona?
Si ungeuliza vipi huku MJANE kwengine WIDOWER ?
L know well about Mgane , Mseja , and so forth !
But here i'm pleasure to use a common street languages !

 

[Judgement]

Real? Usije kunipa hamu bure.

You just proceed to protect your hamu untill i'm blast the JIPU .

 

[Judgement]

Mtu akishakuwa team bazazi akitangaza ndoa lazima watokee kama utitiri. Sasa anashikwa na kigugumizi amchague yupi

Ndivyo unavyojidanganya?
Afu umeonekana umempigia magoti Arabela !
Watu wengine bwana!
Kujifaragua na ubaramaki wote ule! Ooh talaka!
Kumbe hujiwezi hujimudu!

 

[Lady doctor]

Upe moyo wako kitu unataka bi mdogo.

poa bi mkubwa.. Halafu nimekumiss Mamndenyi yule bwana ako chama hajambo au ulishapewa talaka tena?

 

[Lady doctor]

Judgement...

Vua upweke,
Nawe ucheke,
Uwe kama siye.

Totoz twazibamba,
Kifuani ka kamba,
Ujane wajifanyisha.

Watoto kede kede,
Idadi jichotee,
Yanini unyonge.

Mzee hivi we mkeo nani?

 

[Lady doctor]

mamiiiiiiiiiiiii the former mkweo Mwanyasi

nataka anione ili tusungumzie kuhusu mahusiano yenu baby wangu

 

[Judgement]

Mzee hivi we mkeo nani?

Zamani maswali ya kimsingi kama hili likiulizwa nilikua namlipa buku 5 muulizaji ! Sijui nianze tena! Kuwazawadia!

 

[Miss Neddy]

nataka anione ili tusungumzie kuhusu mahusiano yenu baby wangu

mhhhhhhhj haya mum but devil ana nguvu za ajabu take care

 

[Lady doctor]

Zamani maswali ya kimsingi kama hili likiulizwa nilikua namlipa buku 5 muulizaji ! Sijui nianze tena! Kuwazawadia!

itakuwa vyema ukianza kuzawadia tena nami nitajitahidi kwa siku niulize hata mara 20 ili dau liongezeke

 

[Lady doctor]

mhhhhhhhj haya mum but devil ana nguvu za ajabu take care

ameshashindwa in the name of yo sweet daddy......... Sema AMEN!

 

[Judgement]

itakuwa vyema ukianza kuzawadia tena nami nitajitahidi kwa siku niulize hata mara 20 ili dau liongezeke

Okey! But ni pale tu , utakapouliza points na sio pointless !

 

[Mamndenyi]

Naangalia mwendelezo wa hii kitu;
sijajua ni nani katunikiwa.

 

[kabanga]

ni Munkari

mwallu wasema sio wewe ni Munkari....?

 

[nitonye]

Ndivyo unavyojidanganya?
Afu umeonekana umempigia magoti Arabela !
Watu wengine bwana!
Kujifaragua na ubaramaki wote ule! Ooh talaka!
Kumbe hujiwezi hujimudu!

Hiyo ni technique mkubwa huoni alivyochomoka huko?