My naked Turkey Beau

[Quemu]

Thanksgiving is around the block
Looking for a turkey to moist out my coke (sic)
A turkey which has the thickest juiciest crutch (sic)
Ain't you the one…my naked turkey beau?

I wanna a turkey which is totally thawed and cleaned
A 120ish pound turkey with bow-legged & back-springed (sic)
With a breast covered with the springs of fresh rosemary thymed
Ain't you the one…my naked turkey beau?

Lay my turkey on a stuffing pan…ready for the wild stuffing
Stir the bird with a lot of gravy juice on its cushioned crutching (sic)
Mash all the stuffing mix ‘til the bird's heart is aggressively pumping
Ain't you the one…my naked turkey beau?

Stick my turkey into the steel roaster, breast side up
Cover its marinated curved bottom with my brown chap
Hope my dipping ain't rough enough to unsettle my turkey's juice-dripping tub
Ain't you the one…my naked turkey beau?

maybe to be continued......​

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

ebana eeeh hii umeitoa wapi wewe? kuwa mkweli...

 

[Quemu]

ebana eeeh hii umeitoa wapi wewe? kuwa mkweli...

Vipi unadhani sio mkono wangu uliandika hiyo? Kwani mimi nimekuwa Shy (nimesoma Njabu alivyomchojoa mshikaji).

I seriously wrote that. Hiyo title nimeitoa kwenye Steve Harvey show. Jana, kuna jamaa mmoja mle alikuwa anamwomba (utani) demu awe his naked turkey beau for thanksgiving. So I found it very funny!

Sasa nikaichukua hiyo phrase, na kuitafutia maneno. Nilichofanya ni ku-google "how to make thanksgiving turkey." The rest ilikuwa ni kucheza na turkey-preparation key words. Hizo (sic) words nimezitumia kupindisha neno halisi tu (unajua hiyo style )Easy!

Are you doubting my artistic??????????​

 

[Quemu]

continuing.....

My Naked Turkey Beau is all ready​

time to set my almighty thanksgiving table
my king size table is swathed in a hue of soft rose petals
around it placed fresh strawberries, glass of wine, and fudge apples
my naked turkey beau is all ready to be gobbled​

got side dishes….pudding, mash potatoes, and whip cream
my scalloped corn is deliciously sweet peppered as it seems
incase needed, raspberry flavored jelly is wrapped in a rim
my naked turkey beau is all ready to be gobbled​

in the middle of the table goes my well-prepared turkey
but before start eating need to figure way to chuck it
should I gently shove or negligently folk it
my naked turkey beau is all ready to be gobbled​

ready to eat…where do I start my turkey?
is it neck first, breast, and then thighs?
or should just eat my face off its tender butterball fries?
my naked turkey beau is all ready to be gobbled​