Mwanaume..."KUWADI"

Kongosho said:
Nina ovaroli moja ya 'tindikali proof', nitampa yeye



Ataacha kuogopa, ilipitishwa tindikali imejazwa kwenye gari la zimamoto, nikamwona Lizzy ka-dive kwenye mchanga.
Maisha na reception vitamu lol
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Hahahahhaha Kongosho

Konnie unadhani kuvurugiwa resepsheni mchezo?!Nani atakua mgeni wangu....?!
 
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Mbu said:
....haiwezekani kwako, wenzio mke akienda sokoni kapu linajaa....akienda mume kapu halijai hata robo....mjini shule.
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Mbu sio kapu tu bana. . .
Hata buchani tunakatiwa steak kwa bei ya mifupa...raha mojawapo ya kuwa mwanamke hiyo.

Alafu sio lazima huduma iwe inatolewa na mkaka(anajigonga/kutamani). . .hata wamama wamama ukiwa na lugha nzuri pia hulka ya kupendwa na watu ukienda kwenye biashara zao utafurahi
mwenyewe
 
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Ndo maana nimekupa ovaroli wewe, mie mwenyewe risepshen kama mbuzi ila naipendaje?

Lizzy said:
Hahahahhaha Kongosho

Konnie unadhani kuvurugiwa resepsheni mchezo?!Nani atakua mgeni wangu....?!
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Kongosho said:
Ndo maana nimekupa ovaroli wewe, mie mwenyewe risepshen kama mbuzi ila naipendaje?
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Kongosho. . .
Koniie obheja gete...unene hu'ung'wenga wing'we!!

Bishanga. . .
Hivi we unajua kua Arumeru Mashariki watu wananyongwa siku hizi?!Ongea vizuri na Bwa'Nchuchu nikwachie ghetto langu la UngaLi wakati nahamia TMK.

Bwa'Nchuchu. . .
Wasukuma bana. Bishanga namchekea tu asije akakosa chakujifagilia hapa mjini.
 
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You are such a good sport!
 
Bishanga said:
I was just guessing,kumbe ni kweli yalimkuta? Poor TF,nikimjua mkuwadia na mkuwadiwa wa bibi wa TF hakika nitawamwagia tindikali.MJ1 mwaga full datas hapa nizifanyie kazi.
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Hahaha Bishanga bana yaani unasikiliza hawa shaurilo endelea kusikiliza Lizzy anachukuliwa na BwaNchuchu
 
Lizzy said:
Unacheka unadhani mazuri?!
Reception ikivurugwa ntakosa wageni ujue!!

BTT
Mbona mmemzonga sana kuwadi wakati yeye ni kama mailman tu?!Chakukasirikia ni ujumbe na aliyeutuma.
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Mimi na BeNchuchu tutakulinda against any harm
 
Inawezekana ukuwadi ni tatizo kubwa kuliko nilivyofikiri. Najua kuna dada moja yeye anataka bia na mnyama tu anakusogezea yoyote aliye kwenye proximity yake.
 
Ndahani said:
Inawezekana ukuwadi ni tatizo kubwa kuliko nilivyofikiri. Najua kuna dada moja yeye anataka bia na mnyama tu anakusogezea yoyote aliye kwenye proximity yake.
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Hahaha yaani bia na nyama and the job is done
 
Lizzy,unaelewa kwa nini nimehamia arumeru from U ltd,just to give you space utafakari kwa kina mazungumzo yetu ya juzi, i truly meant what i said.
 
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Bishanga said:
Lizzy,unaelewa kwa nini nimehamia arumeru from U ltd,just to give you space utafakari kwa kina mazungumzo yetu ya juzi, i truly meant what i said.
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We ngoja usitoke huko salama!!

Alafu wewe mazungumzo gani unaongelea? Hiyo juzi nlikua Dar kumsaidia mupenzi kuhama kwahiyo hata kama unajaribu kuchokonoa imekula kwako hiyo.
 
The Finest said:
Hahaha Bishanga bana yaani unasikiliza hawa shaurilo endelea kusikiliza Lizzy anachukuliwa na BwaNchuchu
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TF,ya Lizzy na kinyonyeo wala yasikukondeshe,huyu lactogen saizi yangu,mi na yeye tupo kandahar,we sikilizia muziki cnn,mi ndo bishanga bana,ka vipi ntauza hata nyumba yangu Tenerife niwekeze kwenye mtanange huu.
 
Bishanga said:
Lizzy,unaelewa kwa nini nimehamia arumeru from U ltd,just to give you space utafakari kwa kina mazungumzo yetu ya juzi, i truly meant what i said.
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Get out of here. You've been dumped coz your game is whack!
 
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