Mwanaume..."KUWADI"

[Bishanga]

We ngoja usitoke huko salama!!

Alafu wewe mazungumzo gani unaongelea? Hiyo juzi nlikua Dar kumsaidia mupenzi kuhama kwahiyo hata kama unajaribu kuchokonoa imekula kwako hiyo.

hata prince charles alikuwa anamwambia maneno haya haya diana kumbe anatoka kwa camilla parker bowles.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

TF,ya Lizzy na kinyonyeo wala yasikukondeshe,huyu lactogen saizi yangu,mi na yeye tupo kandahar,we sikilizia muziki cnn,mi ndo bishanga bana,ka vipi ntauza hata nyumba yangu Tenerife niwekeze kwenye mtanange huu.

Hahahahaa. . .Byshanga unalo. Sasa we mwenzio kanikumbatia saa hizi we unataka uuze nyumba alafu iweje? Utulipie kodi?

 

[Dr Lizzy]

hata prince charles alikuwa anamwambia maneno haya haya diana kumbe anatoka kwa camilla parker bowles.

You've been dumped coz your game is whack!

. . . . . . . . .

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahahahaa. . .Byshanga unalo. Sasa we mwenzio kanikumbatia saa hizi we unataka uuze nyumba alafu iweje? Utulipie kodi?

Mfa maji huyo...teh teh teh teh

 

[Kongosho]

Lizzy, salute salute.

Sasa sijui hongera nitoe kwa mwalimu kwa mbinu za ufundishaji au kwa mwanafunzi kuwa na akili sana.

Tulihoyi mkaya, lelo ulikadema pye eng'ombe.

Kongosho. . .
Koniie obheja gete...unene hu'ung'wenga wing'we!!

Bishanga. . .
Hivi we unajua kua Arumeru Mashariki watu wananyongwa siku hizi?!Ongea vizuri na Bwa'Nchuchu nikwachie ghetto langu la UngaLi wakati nahamia TMK.

Bwa'Nchuchu. . .
Wasukuma bana. Bishanga namchekea tu asije akakosa chakujifagilia hapa mjini.

 

[Bishanga]

Hahahahaa. . .Byshanga unalo. Sasa we mwenzio kanikumbatia saa hizi we unataka uuze nyumba alafu iweje? Utulipie kodi?

Lizzy,kwa lugha nyingine my suspicions are true?

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Lizzy, salute salute.

Sasa sijui hongera nitoe kwa mwalimu kwa mbinu za ufundishaji au kwa mwanafunzi kuwa na akili sana.

Tulihoyi mkaya, lelo ulikadema pye eng'ombe.

Konnie kwavile tu nimejitahidi kidogo sio ndio unipoteze kabisa bana. Nisaidie hapo kidogo.

Hahahaha. . .hongera kwa mwalimu na mwanafunzi.

 

[Bishanga]

Lizzy, salute salute.

Sasa sijui hongera nitoe kwa mwalimu kwa mbinu za ufundishaji au kwa mwanafunzi kuwa na akili sana.

Tulihoyi mkaya, lelo ulikadema pye eng'ombe.

leo mtoto hatumwi dukani,lala wewe,booo!!!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Lizzy,kwa lugha nyingine my suspicions are true?

Hhhmmm we Bishanga. . .which ones?

 

[Bishanga]

Konnie kwavile tu nimejitahidi kidogo sio ndio unipoteze kabisa bana. Nisaidie hapo kidogo.

Hahahaha. . .hongera kwa mwalimu na mwanafunzi.

konnie anakupoteza wewe,just listen to what the mighty bishanga says and you will live happily forever dear.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

konnie anakupoteza wewe,just listen to what the mighty bishanga says and you will live happily forever dear.

Teh teh teh....wewe kubali matokeo tu.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

konnie anakupoteza wewe,just listen to what the mighty bishanga says and you will live happily forever dear.

We utanipa nini ambacho Bwa'Nchuchu hanipi?

 

[Bishanga]

Hhhmmm we Bishanga. . .which ones?

kwamba wewe na kangedere kako you are an item.

 

[Bishanga]

Teh teh teh....wewe kubali matokeo tu.

matokeo yapi? Kwamba bishanga is in arumeru to stay?

 

[Bishanga]

We utanipa nini ambacho Bwa'Nchuchu hanipi?

kha! Do i need to say anything more? Au niseme yote yaliyojiri last week tukiwa sehemu flan east coast znz last week?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

kha! Do i need to say anything more? Au niseme yote yaliyojiri last week tukiwa sehemu flan east coast znz last week?

Naona bado uko kwenye njozi

 

[Kongosho]

Unauliza makofi polisi???

Kusoma hujui hata picha huoni, kweli usee ni mboga za majani.

kwamba wewe na kangedere kako you are an item.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Unauliza makofi polisi???

Kusoma hujui hata picha huoni, kweli usee ni mboga za majani.

Jamaa ana hate kama vile visimamia kucha f'lani hivi....hovyo sana.

 

[Kongosho]

Nilimkataza asinywe rubisi hasikii, ona sasa anataka kusaula hadharani?

Tena anaweweseka bila hata kulala.

Naona bado uko kwenye njozi

 

[Dr Lizzy]

kwamba wewe na kangedere kako you are an item.

We Byshanga embu kuwa na heshima. . UTAPIGWA!!!