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Mwalimu Darasani

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bavaria, Oct 4, 2012.

  1. Bavaria

    Bavaria JF-Expert Member

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    Mwalimu alimwuliza ruttashobolwa, "ukiwa mkubwa unataka kufanya nini?" ruttashobolwa akajibu, "nataka nimwoe mke mrembo, tuwe tunaogelea pamoja, niwe nikifanya mapenzi nae mara tatu kwa siku, niwe ............... .." Mwalimu akamkatizia ruttashobolwa akamgeukia madame B, "we untaka uwe nini ukiwa mkubwa?" ​madame B akajibu, " Nataka niwe mke wa ruttashobolwa!!!!"
     
  2. Mtalingolo

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    Mmh ngoja waje wenyewe.
     
  3. data

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    Alafu mwalimu
    akasemaje tena..??
     
  4. Bishanga

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    Hadisi hadisi....hadisi njoo....
     
  5. Siri Sirini

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    Nadhani mwalimu aliwatoa nje wakaoane vizuri.
     
  6. Bavaria

    Bavaria JF-Expert Member

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    kazimia
     
  7. Madame B

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    ....ndo mana mpaka leo bado tunaishi maana Mwl aliharalisha kuoana kwetu.
    Kijino hv laazizi wako ni nani humu CC?
    Mbona msiri sana wewe?
    Tupe data.
     
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  8. Ruttashobolwa

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    Hahahaha lakini ume sahau kitu hapo huyo mwalimu alitutoa nje lakini ikumbukwe kwamba tulirudi darasani kama kawaida siku iliyo fuata.
     
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  10. Michael Amon

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    Na wewe Bulldog ukiwa mkubwa unataka kufanya nini?
     
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  11. Madame B

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    Underline hapo above.
     
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  12. Michael Amon

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    halafu nikisha underline ndio itakuwaje?
     
  13. Madame B

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    Unamuuliza nani sasa?
    Sijui upoje wewe!
     
  14. Siri Sirini

    Siri Sirini JF-Expert Member

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    2lia wewe, unataka nimtaje halafu ninyang'anywe? Au kama nimeiba wa mtu, kiufupi sina laazizi humu cc, mana nna wivu sana, 2taja dundana kila cku humu
     
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  15. Madame B

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    Sema Suu nimtaje afu nisepe.
     
  16. Bavaria

    Bavaria JF-Expert Member

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    mlienda kumalizana cha short time?
     
  17. Bavaria

    Bavaria JF-Expert Member

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  18. Bavaria

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    kumuoa mwalimu
     
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  19. Siri Sirini

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    suuuuuuuuu
    sukitaaaaa
     
  20. Autorun

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    mlienda kupata 3 za muhimu za siku ile ile kwanza
     
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