Mungu ametupa zawadi leo kwa Mbunge Tundu Lissu kusimama kwa mara ya kwanza kwa msaada wa Physiotherapist

[DR MANJALA]

Kakobe kamuombea jana

 

[Mkirindi]

Fuatilia hiyo link hapo chini, huyo ndio aliyevunja recodi ulimwenguni ya kupigwa risasi nyingi.

How did he live after 21 shots?

 

[flagship]

Amen

 

[kimeloki]

Mungu yupo upande wake hakika

 

[Mkirindi]

The gunman who survived at least 21 bullet wounds in a Harlem shootout with cops probably broke a record, a forensic expert said Sunday.

"I would say more than 20 gunshot wounds is a record," said Dr. Vincent DiMaio, 69, a forensic pathologist and author of "Gunshot Wounds: Practical Aspects of Firearms, Ballistics, and Forensic Techniques."

How did he live after 21 shots?

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Mungu ni mwema... na mimi natamani ningekuwa hapo nisaidiane na hao ma_phyisiotherapist wenzangu.

MUNGU akisema ndio, hakuna wa kupinga

 

[Fedor von Bock]

 

[Mystery]

Kakurupushwa na hiyo ni kejeli. Watafanya nini wakati walilolitaka halikuwa!!

Hahaaaaaa........

Walilolipanga wao binadamu halijawa, limekuwa lake Mungu mkuu, ambaye huwa hashindwi na kitu!

 

[Mkirindi]

Wataje hao wengine na idadi ya risas walizopigwa..

The gunman who survived at least 21 bullet wounds in a Harlem shootout with cops probably broke a record, a forensic expert said Sunday.

"I would say more than 20 gunshot wounds is a record," said Dr. Vincent DiMaio, 69, a forensic pathologist and author of "Gunshot Wounds: Practical Aspects of Firearms, Ballistics, and Forensic Techniques."

 

[Tindo]

Imebidi nikope wine hapa bar ya jirani kwa raha niliyo nayo. Huyu ndio mpinzani ninayemuelewa na kumkubali zaidi. Pona urejee baba na sasa thamani yako imepanda mara elfu zaidi ya hapo mwanzo.

 

[popoma]

Dah! Mungu mkubwa, mdogo mdogo karibia ataanza kukimbia!

Wewe mbwa si ulisema bora wamuue shenzi roho mbaya wewe

 

[popoma]

Hivi Mkuu Barbarosa na wewe yanakutoka hayo toka moyoni kwako??

Hilo lichawi hilo

 

[popoma]

Amina.

Amina ya kinafiki toka kwa mafisiemu

 

[Kiby]

Kwa Mungu iko hivi; "msipo sadiki hamtathibitika" ahsante Mungu kwa yale unayotenda kwa Lissu. TUNASADIKI!!

 

[popoma]

Kwani Tundu Lisu ni Mali yako hadi ufikiri una uwezo wa kuamua?

Na ulivyoandika siku ile kuwa bora wangemuua ???

 

[popoma]

Tundu Lisu ana watu wengi, wewe sijui hata kama anakukumbuka achilia mbali hata kujua kama unaishi, get a life you sucka!

Wewe uliyeshangilia kuwa bora angekufa anakujua???

 

[Fedor von Bock]

Assassination has never changed the history of the world.

Benjamin Disraeli

 

[nyangwara]

God is great

 

[popoma]

Tunashukuru Mungu Kwa Kusimamisha.

Hayatoki moyoni CCM ni wanafiki mlitaka kumuua sasa mnapongeza nini

 

[popoma]

Mungu wa Wachaga Ambariki Tundu Lissu.

Mungu wa basha wenu Lumumba ambariki shetani uchwara