Mume bandidu.

[asakuta same]

Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali.
Mume: Wife unakula nini?
Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2.
Mume: Mhudumuu!
Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani?
Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2 bei gani?
Mhudumu: 65,000/=
Mume: Inakuwa na kachumbari?
Mhudumu: Ndio mkubwa.
Mume: Kachumbari nayo bei gani?
Mhudumu: Kachumbari bure boss.
Mume: Basi 2naomba kachumbari sahani 2!

 

[Memo]

Hahahahahahaaaa!
Pambaf zake...

 

[Rejao]

Hahahaahah....lol

 

[Mapi]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......dah! Uuuuwi mbavu zanguuu.........hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Sabry001]

Huyo mume lazma ni Rejao na mke ni FF! Xory kwa kusema ukweli.

 

[Mzee]

Very good.

 

[The Hunter]

Jamaa kiboko,atakuwa mpare tuu

 

[SHUPAZA]

hahahahahahaha

 

[Architect E.M]

Huyo mume lazma ni Rejao na mke ni FF! Xory kwa kusema ukweli.

exactly,,,,hahahahahah,,, umezidi kunifurahisha mkurugenzi

 

[MR. DRY]

Excellent.nukta

 

[KASHOROBANA]

tiiiiii tiiiiii... Kweli mume uyu ni bandidu, tena bandidu mchumi

 

[MUREFU]

dah! Huyu kapitiliza huyu

 

[kibhopile]

duh, huyu ni noma huenda hata mke alioa bure,,,,lol,

 

[Mwana EA]

hahahahahahahahah made my day:eyebrows:

 

[asakuta same]

Huyo mume lazma ni Rejao na mke ni FF! Xory kwa kusema ukweli.

hahahahahahaaaaaaa!na muhudumu basi atakuwa mwita25.

 

[bampami]

kingine please!

 

[Mdau Mkuu]

Kwani sie wapare tunafanyaga hayo makitu mbona unatuonea Mdau wangu jamani?