Mshana Jr in Sweden

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume

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Feb 4, 2009
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Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly
married a Swedish lady, so as to be
legally certified with resident permit, but
the lady was not aware of this.

He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.

After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her
friend, a Swedish lady also married to a
Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together.

The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot.

He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing.

Finally the D- DAY came, they all sat down in a
restaurant.

Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).

The ladies asked their husbands to
communicate in their local dialect since
they are both from same country(Kenya).

The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya.

Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa?

The other Kenyan looked up and replied
"Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onyena
asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na
enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo
AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o!

They shook hands and embraced each
other to the admiration of the ladies.
Igbo's no dey carry last. Igbo kwenu!

His Excellency
BISHOP Dr. Mshana Jr
 
Haha hatari sana sema wanigeria nao kama wachaga kwa kunusa fursa, kama wanavyosema ukienda sehemu yoyote nchi hii ukamkosa mchaga basi hama tu ujue hakuna fursa hapo, ndio hivyo hivyo ukienda nchi yoyote duniani ukamkosa mnaija basi hama tu ujue hakuna fursa huko
 
Aisee!!!

Yaani ni kama mwana CCM ajifanye CHADEMA halafu aambiwe asalimie "wana CHADEMA wenzake".

Ghafla anasimama anasema " kidumu chama chetu" Ili kukwepa kusema peopleez, kwa mshangao wake ajibiwe "kidumu chama tawala"...😅😅🤣🤣😜
 
Umenifanya nicheke kwa nguvu humu ofisini hadi wameni shangaa. Nigerian guys especially people from Igbo tribe wanaopatikana Kusini Mashariki ya Nigeria ni jamaa wa "fursa"
 

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