Mshamba ni mtu wa namna gani?

[Nanoli]

Mshamba ni Msukuma

 

[Kiranga]

Huyo atakuwa kafananishwa na mshamba kamili toka mikoani lakini sio mshamba.Wadar salaam kiasili sio washamba.

Hata Dar kuna Dar shamba Kazimzumbwi huko.

 

[samsun]

kwhyo mkuu tunavyoenda posta ni ushamba maana ndo kuna maghorofa mengi

Kama unaenda kushangaa magorofa we ni MSHAMBA,ila ndio upo kwenye kujitoa ushamba.

 

[Gunther Schwagermann]

You can take a boy out of Chato, but you can't take Chato out of him.

I do agree you can't take Chato from that boy so we may as well leave Chatoboy alone,as it was not his wishes to be in power,it was the wishes of tanzanians who voted for him.

 

[Kiranga]

I do agree you can't take Chato from that boy so we may as well leave Chatoboy alone,as it was not his wishes to be in power,it was the wishes of tanzanians who voted for him.

Tanzanians do not vote to elect the president.

They are given a president to vote for. There is a big but subtle difference.

 

[Honey Faith]

Ni mtu ambaye hajaiva.

Yani umenifanya nicheke kwa nguvu balaaaa

 

[certified mdokozi]

cc mshamba mchangamfu

 

[Mudawote]

Wewe ni mburula!...
Hapo umefafanya hesabu gani?
Differentiation yenyewe huijui!
Hiyo ni differentiation with respect to what? Au umekurupuka na BAM yako uliyopata S? Tena ukome kuiandika I.D yangu hivyo! Hii siyo I.D ya mchezomchezo!
Usiniletee ulumumba uchwara wako,
Chura kampe mmeo alibambie...
Mshamba wa head wewe..
Swine!!
Kama unajua hesabu kweli njoo kivingine we pimbi!

hahahahah Freyzem unachekesha, kweli wewe hata kinunda yule wa math humjui. Sasa unasema d.w.t? Hiyo ni d.w.t makalio yako, kwa sababu unafikiria kutumia makario na some constant in the nominator, hivyo ukifanya differentiation lazima ulambe zero maana any zero divide by any number like your makalio iz zero.

 

[nG'aMBu]

Pole kwa kuwa wewe ni mshamba shamba la Mh Mbowe na genge lake, kwa sababu wewe ni shamba na ni mshamba uliuzwa kwa vi billion hahahaha, jamaa anakula mrija kwa kuku tu sasa washamba mkiwa mnamilikiwa na nyeupe hahahah

naona nyege mshindo zimeisha baada ya kumtaja mbowe

 

[moto wa maji]

hujakosea ndio maana nataka nifahamu mkuu hebu nipe darasa kidogo

UKIJIANGALIA VIZURI WEWE UKOJE KWENYE HII MADA,UTAJUA MAANA YA MSHAMBA......

 

[Kiranga]

So you mean we Tanzanians are idiots they can just accept to be given a person who is not a president material and just accept like that.(what if they were given a person like Juma nature or Wema Sepetu.will they vote them to power?

One can argue that Juma Nature, given the preparation and support, could have made a better president than JPM.

 

[Ndelyaukiwa]

Kama mashabiki wa chama mfu chadema

Chadema wangekua washamba wasingechukua majiji km Dar, Arusha na mbeya hali Ccm ndo washamba ndo mana wakachukua mji km Dodoma empty headed peasants

 

[darcity]

Hata Dar kuna Dar shamba Kazimzumbwi huko.

Kazimzumbwi ni Kisarawe mkuu,sio Dar hata hivyo kutokana na ukaribu wake na Dar hakuna washamba

 

[Kiranga]

Kazimzumbwi ni Kisarawe mkuu,sio Dar hata hivyo kutokana na ukaribu wake na Dar hakuna washamba

Msitu ni "Pugu-Kazimzumbwi".

Dar kuna washamba kibao.

Hata washamba wa ushamba ni washamba, wa ushamba.

Hakuna ushamba unaokamilika bila ya kusema ni ushamba wa nini.

Kuna washamba wa computer mpaka leo wanafikiri computer ni TV. Hapo hapo Dar.

Kuna watu wanakaa Dar lakini hawajawahi kupanda elevator (lift). Kwenye hilo ni washamba.

 

[Tanzania Njema Yaja]

Kuna hata wakulu walio washamba...

 

[darcity]

Msitu ni "Pugu-Kazimzumbwi".

Dar kuna washamba kibao.

Hata washamba wa ushamba ni washamba, wa ushamba.

Hakuna ushamba unaokamilika bila ya kusema ni ushamba wa nini.

Kuna washamba wa computer mpaka leo wanafikiri computer ni TV. Hapo hapo Dar.

Kuna watu wanakaa Dar lakini hawajawahi kupanda elevator (lift). Kwenye hilo ni washamba.

Kuna hifadhi ya msitu wa Pugu huu uko katika ramani ya Dar ambao unaungana na hifadhi ya Kazimzumbwi ambao uko katika ramani ya Pwani ingawa kuna tetesi kwamba wanataka kuunganisha/kuchukua eneo hilo kuingizwa wilaya ya Ilala.
Hao wasiojua tofauti ya tv na video watakuwa washamba toka shamba/vijijini kuhusu kupanda lifti ni kwamba sio majengo yote mjini yana lifti,of course no body knows how things operate at his first sight.

 

[Kiranga]

Kuna hifadhi ya msitu wa Pugu huu uko katika ramani ya Dar ambao unaungana na hifadhi ya Kazimzumbwi ambao uko katika ramani ya Pwani ingawa kuna tetesi kwamba wanataka kuunganisha/kuchukua eneo hilo kuingizwa wilaya ya Ilala.
Hao wasiojua tofauti ya tv na video watakuwa washamba toka shamba/vijijini kuhusu kupanda lifti ni kwamba sio majengo yote mjini yana lifti,of course no body knows how things operate at his first sight.

Kwa hiyo hata Dar kuna washamba wa lift.

Dhana ya kwamba Dar hakuna washamba si ya kweli.

 

[Gunther Schwagermann]

Wazaramo ndio wajanja,kama we sio mzaramo hata kama umezaliwa bongo bado mshamba tu.

 

[darcity]

Kwa hiyo hata Dar kuna washamba wa lift.

Dhana ya kwamba Dar hakuna washamba si ya kweli.

Dar kuna mfano wa Washamba kamili

 

[Kiranga]

Dar kuna mfano wa Washamba kamili

"Washamba kamili" ni kitu gani hicho?