MSAKO! MSAKO! MAMNDENYI YUKO WAPI WAJAMENi???

[Madame B]

Mwambie akuelewe!

Hubby,
me nalala bhana.

 

[Arushaone]

mpashe huyo.

madame b mimi nawe tunaheshimiana ndio maana hata tulilala pamoja siku zile kule washngton na hatukufanya chochote. Sasa huyu ruttashobolwa mwambie ukweli kuwa asiniingilie anga zangu. Twende lini tena?

 

[Arushaone]

Jamani hajaonekana tu? Naombeni ushirikiano wapendwa wangu.

 

[Cathy Cox]

Arushaone kama wife karunaway from you, just go after her if akikataha ni PM. natoka pangani keso nitakuja kama uko arusha jst pm me. now go to the bed and try to sleep. mwaaaa.

 

[Arushaone]

Ahsante bt i just need her. Yeye na mimi na mimi na yeye. Anyway i will pm you.

 

[NORTHERN ROCK]

Kalale tu mukubwa mamndenyi tutajua habari zake kesho. Nitatumia madawa ya kule kwetu mwanza atajileta mwenyewe, wala ustie shaka. Okey? Usiogope sikuchaji ila unitafutie wateja kama dawa za babu zangu utahakikisha zimekusaidia.

 

[Bishanga]

atakuwa kaenda kuuza chang'aa, hapo hadi kesho asubuhi.

Hivi we Kongosho toka nimekununulia ka vitz na kukutambulisha mariedo unajidai eh? Djuu ya nini unasema ex wangu supamodel Mamndenyi eti anauza gongo? Ntake razi.

 

[zubedayo_mchuzi]

wewe zubedayo_mchuzi sijakuelewa ati! Unataka nife kwa brain konkashen? Usinipe kijiba cha roho tafadhali.

Panda Mwakyembe nenda kigoma utamkuta....

 

[Arushaone]

panda mwakyembe nenda kigoma utamkuta....

unafanya vibaya hivyo zubedayo_mchuzi. Hivi au alikuwa kwenye kamati ya harusi nini? Au alikuwa chicken party.

 

[BADILI TABIA]

amerest in pieces

 

[Asprin]

amerest in pieces

Hivi unajua nakutafuta? Hebu njoo PM nikuambie kitu kitamu.

 

[Katavi]

Mamndenyi mnamtafutia nini? Nimemuweka ndani...

 

[CharmingLady]

ma mkubwa Mamndenyi plz cum ths way unasakwa na mumeo. hatutaki matatizo sie. . .

 

[CharmingLady]

Panda Mwakyembe nenda kigoma utamkuta....

hahahaa, kumbe treni cku hz inaitwa mwakyembe?

 

[Madame B]

madame b mimi nawe tunaheshimiana ndio maana hata tulilala pamoja siku zile kule washngton na hatukufanya chochote. Sasa huyu ruttashobolwa mwambie ukweli kuwa asiniingilie anga zangu. Twende lini tena?

Jamani mbona mnanifatafata kwenye ndoa yangu na Huzband wangu Papaa Rutta?
St. Paka Mweusi ananifukuzia,
wewe nawe unanifukuzia,
nitawapiga kitu cha TwoSome siku moja!!
Halafu ndo mjue kwanini Gazeti la Daily News haliuzwi Tandale kwa Mtogole.

 

[Mamndenyi]

Kumbe unanimind,
nilienda huko kwetu s'wanga kuwasalimu ila sasa nimerudi tena kambini.

Mamndenyi mnamtafutia nini? Nimemuweka ndani...

 

[Mamndenyi]

Namba ya simu/nyumba nilikupa,
kwanini wewe unapata shida mtoto wa kiume,
come this way my asali.

ISIJEKUWA KAPELEKWA MABWEPANDE AU KALA BAN?
arabela, amyner, bishanga, c.6, charminglady, asprin, bishanga, madame b, kongosho, king'ast, erickb52, cacico, denaamsi, jamani ambao sikuwataja mniwie radhi natumia simu. MNIAMBIE MALKIA WANGU YU WAPI??

 

[Mamndenyi]

nipo my baby wangu charminglady,
mume mwenyewe ni serengeti boy sasa naona noma kweli kweli.

ma mkubwa Mamndenyi plz cum ths way unasakwa na mumeo. hatutaki matatizo sie. . .

 

[Mamndenyi]

Ntake radhi.

amerest in pieces

 

[Mamndenyi]

i am back, leta uongo wako wa arusha sasa.

Jamani hajaonekana tu? Naombeni ushirikiano wapendwa wangu.