Msaada: Nime 'fall in love' na shemeji, dada wa mke wangu

[Black Coffee]

Kimbia zinaa ndugu you shouldn't fall in love with your sister in law damn,, na Bado unaendelea kupiga alaf unasema humjui shetani nenda kwenye kioo utamuona shetani live kabisa

 

[STUKA M1]

Sorry mkuu kwa kureply kwako hii quote maana nimejikuta nishaquote, inamuhusu mtoa uzi

Zinaa haikemewi bali hukimbiwa. Ikimbie zina kabla haijaleta mauti ndani mwako

Mkuu, ungethubutu kutongoza hyo shem yako... Mara i miss you shem.. Mara i love you shem.. Usingeiona papuchi ng'oo.. Maana me najua hawa mademu wa siku hz.. Unaweza kutokea kumpenda bahati mzur naye anahisia na ww/anakupenda japo haongei ila akiona tu umeanza tongozo basi atakuzungusha hapo, maringo kibao hadi ujute...
So hiyo njia ulotumia naikubal sana aiseeH.. Nikujua tu demu kafall love for me japo haongei.. Me naweka ukaribu nae zaidi.. Mwsho wa siku nakula tu mzigo kiulain na Mapenz ndo yanaanzia hapo.. Maana hawa wadada wanazngua sana ukiwatamkia bayana..

 

[Al-Watan]

Yule jamaa aliyeimba hainaga ushemeji aliimba mambo ambayo yapokatika jamii.

 

[cherie neisha]

For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.

 

[Chris14]

Watu wazima wawili wa jinsia tofauti wasio na undugu wa karibu si vema kuishi pamoja. Moja ya athari zake ndio hizi.

 

[jighabha]

Duh,hii Kali jitathimini

 

[mangatara]

Kweli hata huyo mkeo aliyekuachia upupu huu nyumbani ati akenda kujifungua nadhani yeye ndo wa kulaumiwa. Endelea tu huku tunaita ni mafiga kusaidiana.

 

[uporo wa wali ndondo]

Rais amesema hataki nguo fupi kwenye mavideo queen?

 

[Ambilikisye anna]

Ndege joni ndio wale wenye chogo hivi?!

Hahhahahahaha lohhh nimecheka mwehhhh!si kwakujitoa akili kiasi hiki jamani!

 

[Nokia83]

Hahhahahahaha lohhh nimecheka mwehhhh!si kwakujitoa akili kiasi hiki jamani!

Huko mbeya wapo hawa ndege joni?

 

[Ambilikisye anna]

Huko mbeya wapo hawa ndege joni?

Kuna mama joni ila hao ndege joni sijawaona jamani !hahahahha

 

[Nokia83]

Kuna mama joni ila hao ndege joni sijawaona jamani !hahahahha

Naomba nione picha yako

 

[Ambilikisye anna]

Naomba nione picha yako

Heeeee picha tena mwehhh! Hakuna picha hapa mkuu hapa ni kuchangia tu thread the n unachapa lapaaaa!

 

[Nokia83]

Heeeee picha tena mwehhh! Hakuna picha hapa mkuu hapa ni kuchangia tu thread the n unachapa lapaaaa!

Nataka nione unavyocheka

 

[Ambilikisye anna]

Nataka nione unavyocheka

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] haya picha hizo za kucheka kwangu

 

[Nokia83]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] haya picha hizo za kucheka kwangu

Acha roho mbaya...Wanyaki hawapo hivyo

 

[geesten66]

Jitahidi mapenzi unayo mpenda uyo shemeji yako yaamishie kwa mke wako. Kumbuka mlipo toka wewe Na mke wako, kumbuka wema wa mke wako, kisha Fanya maamuzi.

 

[yajutu]

Mwanaume usipokua siriazi hakika utajikuta unaharibikiwa kwa tamaa ya kimwil,hebu nikuulze tangu uanze kungonoka na shemeji yako umepata faida gani?baada ya hapo fikiria aibu ambayo itakuja ikupate baada ya mke wako kujua na ndugu zako huo uso wako utauficha wapi?

 

[Auz]

Keep on falling, and let us know when you hit the rock bottom!

 

[Stunt]

Ni muumba tu anejua ktk akili ya mwanamke kaweka nini, wee endelea kudhani kuwa "she's deadly fallen in love" huku akijua wee ni shemeji yake!!!,
Sasa, subiri siku akwambie nmepitiliza siku na hajaolewa bado, au watofautiane kidogo na dada yake (which is very likely right now, since she knows what her Sr has been gettin)
Hapo ndo urudi kutuambia hizo "deadly fallen in love" zako