Mossad delivers 100,000 coronavirus test kits to Israel overnight

[TUJITEGEMEE]

Yaani taifa teule halina kiwanda Cha testing kits mpaka wanatumia mossad kwenda kuingiza kimagendo.

Wanatafuta namna ya kujiondoa kwenye lawama wanazotuhumiwa nazo na mshirika wake kuhusu janga!

 

[misasa]

Duh...!. Tiss wetu watakuwa wako busy kudukua simu za watu na kufuatilia mitandaoni nani ka comment nini kuhusu Corona!.

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Hata wewe hujui role za TISS au unafuata mkumbo tu mkuu?

Niambie sheria ya iliyosabisha uuzishwaji wa TISS inaruhusu ku publish kwa UMMA(public) TASKS yoyote kama walishafeli au kufanikiwa?

 

[Gibborim]

Hakuna cha literature hapo....!!! Kwani huu ni ukumbi wa Lugha!?(yaani jukwaa la lugha)?. Uzi umewekwa kwenye jukwaa la kupashana habari na si vinginevyo. Kukiri udhaifu ni hatua moja kuimarika na kuwa madhubuti. Leta hoja nyingine.

Kwani fasihi (Literature) haiwezi kukupasha habari? Mimi nilivyosoma nilifundishwa kwamba moja ya lengo kuu la fasihi (Literature) ni kuhabarisha. Wewe mwenzangu ulifundishwa tofauti?

 

[The Monk]

Kwa mujibu wa motto isiyo rasmi ya Mkuu, Paskalli Mayalla, inasema "...kuleta habari yoyote iwe tetesi ama ya ukweli na kudhibitika hapa JF ni kufanikisha ile dhana ya privilege ama haki ya mwana JF kuwa the First to Know...". Sasa kama taarifa inayodokezwa inapokuja kuwa kinyume na dokezo...basi hiyo inaharibu maana nzima ya "...be the First to Know..." na kuwa be the first to be confused and agitated...". Na hii si privilege tena bali problem.

Tufanye ulipata shida baada ya kusoma heading, Je hata uliposoma habari yenyewe bado tu unapata shida?

Lakini kumbuka pia JF is home of great Thinkers

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Nilisema humu. Lumumba wakaja kuniattack.

Lumumba mna matope kichwan

 

[simplemind]

Njia pekee ya kukabiliana na Corona ni testing testing testing isolation. Taifa "teule" wapo makini.

 

[Gibborim]

Yaani taifa teule halina kiwanda Cha testing kits mpaka wanatumia mossad kwenda kuingiza kimagendo....

It's called economics, A Principle of Relative Advantage.

 

[Capt Tamar]

No one can tell nani anadukuliwa na nani hadukuliwi, when they have reasons kukudukuwa, unadukuliwa, mimi hata nikidukuliwa hawapati kitu kwasababu mimi ni Mzalendo wa kweli wa taifa hili
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[Nowonmai]

Satire is part of literature, so brace yourself.

Irony too.

 

[papason]

hawa wa huku wamebakia kutumiwa na CCM wakati taifa linahangamia……………..

 

[Gibborim]

Irony too.

Indeed Amigo, Irony and Sarcasm are the strongest forms of Satire.

 

[The Hyper]

Wa huku kwetu wanatembea vifua mbere tu,na mibunduki yao.
Uzuri Corona haina macho,wala
uoga,inampata yoyote awae.

 

[Foxhound]

Mbona uzi kama una vichwa viwili visivyofanana?

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[Bome-e]

Na huo ndo ukweli,maana wapinzani ni wapuuzi sana,na wako radhi hii nchi RAIA wote wakufe

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Wapumbav ni hao serikali, wameleta mgawanyiko katika jamii!

 

[Mpandisha mishahara]

Heading ilinifanya nitabasamu nikijua ni Tiss ya kwetu, waige mfano huo kutoka Mossad

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[Bome-e]

Hata wewe hujui role za TISS au unafuata mkumbo tu mkuu?

Niambie sheria ya iliyosabisha uuzishwaji wa TISS inaruhusu ku publish kwa UMMA(public) TASKS yoyote kama walishafeli au kufanikiwa?

Kwenye sauti za akina Nape,wamefeli sana hawa TISS!

 

[Mshiiri]

Msidhihaki taasisi muhimu/nyeti kama hii TISS jamani. Hii taasisi haina chama na ina wazalendo vindakindaki. Huwezi kuwa katika hii taasisi ikiwa hauna uzalendo. They are doing a great job like never before and they are working day and night to intelligently secure the country. Mzizodoe. Naomba kuwasilisha.

 

[SAGAI GALGANO]

Halafu population ya israel ni ndogo tu but they care

But sisi population ya watu mil60 we don't care about anything!!
What a fucking nation!..

Sisi na Chadema tu mpaka waombe po.

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[mlingoti west]

Uzazi was mpangi hii itakuwa Safi kwao ni plan B.hawatuitaji

Halafu population ya israel ni ndogo tu but they care

But sisi population ya watu mil60 we don't care about anything!!
What a fucking nation!..

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[SAGAI GALGANO]

Wewe washawahi kukudukua mkuu Pascal ?
Hebu leo tumegee bungeni uliambiwa nini ?

Ya jandoni yanaishia jandoni

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