Mke wa mtu ananitaka

Id parody · Tuesday at 3:31 PM

Habari kuu , mchana huu.

Watoto wa kiswahili wanakwambia mke wa mtu hatongozwi.

Ukikutanisha nae macho tu tayari 😀😀😀

Sasa yupo mama mmoja tumezoeana sana...na ndo mbinu yangu ya kuwala majimama, sitongozi ni story tu then naomba mzigo....utaskia unawezaaa! Usije ukakimbia aah.. jimama likikwambia hivyo we jipige kifua bas linakupa mzigo.

Basi huyu mdada ambaye ni mmama na mke wa mtu baada ya kunizoea kidogo na story kadhaa. Ameanza kunionesha kivitendo kuwa ananitaka.

Changamoto ni sio mrembo, ingawaje akinisogelea tu...mb.... inadi...a. kuliko kawaida.

Nipo natafakari kwa kina kwamba huyu mke wa mtu nikimuita lodge namfukua mtaro aaaah dadeki zao wake za watu.

NB : Usile mke wa mtu bila kumfukua mtaro.

Niamini Mimi · Tuesday at 3:36 PM

Id parody said:
Habari kuu , mchana huu.

Watoto wa kiswahili wanakwambia mke wa mtu hatongozwi.

Ukikutanisha nae macho tu tayari 😀😀😀

Sasa yupo mama mmoja tumezoeana sana...na ndo mbinu yangu ya kuwala majimama, sitongozi ni story tu then naomba mzigo....utaskia unawezaaa! Usije ukakimbia aah.. jimama likikwambia hivyo we jipige kifua bas linakupa mzigo.

Basi huyu mdada ambaye ni mmama na mke wa mtu baada ya kunizoea kidogo na story kadhaa. Ameanza kunionesha kivitendo kuwa ananitaka.

Changamoto ni sio mrembo, ingawaje akinisogelea tu...mb.... inadi...a. kuliko kawaida.

Nipo natafakari kwa kina kwamba huyu mke wa mtu nikimuita lodge namfukua mtaro aaaah dadeki zao wake za watu.

NB : Usile mke wa mtu bila kumfukua mtaro.

Hivi kumfukua mtaro unaanzaje unamuomba au unafosi tu?,ukimuomba akikataa unafanyaje?,ukifosi akiruka na kuanzisha timbwili pia unalituliza vipi? All in all mnafikaje hiyo hatua mkuu?tena on the first time?!!!

The Dojin · Tuesday at 3:37 PM

Andaa na mafuta kijana

uran · Tuesday at 3:37 PM

Duh! Kakua mwana aiee mama aieee

Kennedy · Tuesday at 3:38 PM

Linda Sana Mgongo Wako
Hutatulaumu Tumekwambia

Kennedy · Tuesday at 3:38 PM

Speaker Itapasuliwa 😂🤣😅😆😁😄😃😀😀😃🙃🫠

MIXOLOGIST · Tuesday at 3:38 PM

Nyie ndiyo mnasababisha mpaka El Nino imegoma kuja

Red black · Tuesday at 3:39 PM

Mtego huo ,

Utembee na kilainishi.

Id parody · Tuesday at 3:39 PM

Niamini Mimi said:
Hivi kumfukua mtaro unaanzaje unamuomba au unafosi tu?,ukimuomba akikataa unafanyaje?,ukifosi akiruka na kuanzisha timbwili pia unalituliza vipi? All in all mnafikaje hiyo hatua mkuu?tena on the first time?!!!

Aaah kaka ! We mgeni kwenye mambo ya kimedani.

Mke wa mtu hakataagi. Ukimuomba tu Yu akupa.

Akikunyima mpotezee basi yuaja mwenyewe kukuachia tundu la peanut butter

Id parody · Tuesday at 3:40 PM

uran said:
Duh! Kakua mwana aiee mama aieee

Kataa ndoa kaka😀😀

Man in the Middle · Tuesday at 3:40 PM

Niamini Mimi said:
Hivi kumfukua mtaro unaanzaje unamuomba au unafosi tu?,ukimuomba akikataa unafanyaje?,ukifosi akiruka na kuanzisha timbwili pia unalituliza vipi? All in all mnafikaje hiyo hatua mkuu?tena on the first time?!!!

Huyo ni mfukuliwa yeye mtaro Boss,

Kwanza wanaume hatari katika tasnia hiyo sifa yetu kuu hatunaga majigambo ya kike namna hiyo.

Kennedy · Tuesday at 3:40 PM

Wadada/Wamama Waliozaa Tele Mtaani Unataka Speaker Yako [Donati] Ivunjwe Bure Bure

Carasco Putin · Tuesday at 3:41 PM

Masagala · Tuesday at 3:41 PM

Ukifukua mtaro naww ni shoga

Mgeni wa Jiji · Tuesday at 3:41 PM

Niamini Mimi said:
Hivi kumfukua mtaro unaanzaje unamuomba au unafosi tu?,ukimuomba akikataa unafanyaje?,ukifosi akiruka na kuanzisha timbwili pia unalituliza vipi? All in all mnafikaje hiyo hatua mkuu?tena on the first time?!!!

Ila Mkuu umeuliza kwa udadisi sana.

Man in the Middle · Tuesday at 3:41 PM

Id parody said:
Aaah kaka ! We mgeni kwenye mambo ya kimedani.

Mke wa mtu hakataagi. Ukimuomba tu Yu akupa.

Akikunyima mpotezee basi yuaja mwenyewe kukuachia tundu la peanut butter

Hivi kwanza wewe kwa uandishi huu sio shoga kweli??

madiba6534 · Tuesday at 3:42 PM

Id parody said:
Habari kuu , mchana huu.

Watoto wa kiswahili wanakwambia mke wa mtu hatongozwi.

Ukikutanisha nae macho tu tayari 😀😀😀

Sasa yupo mama mmoja tumezoeana sana...na ndo mbinu yangu ya kuwala majimama, sitongozi ni story tu then naomba mzigo....utaskia unawezaaa! Usije ukakimbia aah.. jimama likikwambia hivyo we jipige kifua bas linakupa mzigo.

Basi huyu mdada ambaye ni mmama na mke wa mtu baada ya kunizoea kidogo na story kadhaa. Ameanza kunionesha kivitendo kuwa ananitaka.

Changamoto ni sio mrembo, ingawaje akinisogelea tu...mb.... inadi...a. kuliko kawaida.

Nipo natafakari kwa kina kwamba huyu mke wa mtu nikimuita lodge namfukua mtaro aaaah dadeki zao wake za watu.

NB : Usile mke wa mtu bila kumfukua mtaro.

Achana nae

LOTH HEMA · Tuesday at 3:42 PM

MBANDUE

Id parody · Tuesday at 3:48 PM

Man in the Middle said:
Hivi kwanza wewe kwa uandishi huu sio shoga kweli??

Wewe kwa muandiko wako...inawezekana mkeo kashaliwa...mbn muoga sana

LOTH HEMA · Tuesday at 3:49 PM

Wanaliwa hawa, sasa kama mke wa mtu anajiparatisha utamuachaje? Waume za watu nao wamekuwa goigoi kutokana na maradhi waliyonayo na tabia za kuharibu ufanisi wa kupiga shoo, hawawezi tena, inabidi wake zao wakatege nje wabigwe shoo za uhakika warudi nyumbani kuegesha

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