Mimi ni Polisi: Hadi Lindi

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Mentor nimefunuliwa kuwa wewe ni Polisi kiukweli ukweli kama mimi nilivyo mchawi kiukwelikweliii

 

[Angelicious]

Niambie bibi Angelicious...

Shwari mzima weye?

 

[Mentor]

Mentor nimefunuliwa kuwa wewe ni Polisi kiukweli ukweli kama mimi nilivyo mchawi kiukwelikweliii

Umefunuliwa pia ninaweza kuwa mchungaji?

Shwari mzima weye?

Mie mzima...tongozo langu ulilipotezea hivihivi....

 

[mwekundu]

nilijua tu laizima utaje teamrafiki sijui imekufanyia nini?
kwani hii stori umeona ni ya kuwapa teamrafiiki au?
sisi hatuwezi kujifunza tatizo la huyu hivyo usifikiri
sisi ni michepuko wa haraka haraka

Sisi niwazoefu ili umkamate unahitaji kama soldiers 10000
Hatuliilii sisi watoto wa kiume

 

[Watu8]

Hapo underline pamenishangaza kidogo! Kumbe watu8 nae yumo kwenye teampendwa! Bila shaka huyu ni Simba mwenda pole! watu8 unakesi ya kujibu!

Mmh!! kesi gani tena hiyo?

 

[kabanga]

Mentor niambie prodee, kimya....!

 

[Mashaxizo]

Mmh!! kesi gani tena hiyo?

Jina lako limeappear kwenye #teambazazi , so either ucomfirm [to comfirm you may choose to remain silent!] or proof beyond reasonable doght kuwa wewe hauhusiki kwenye #teampendwa !
...
mwekundu na Mr Rocky tunaomba mwongozo.

 

[tinna cute]

Story nzuri,,,,, ivi police nao ni triple w nauliza tu???

 

[Angelicious]

Umefunuliwa pia ninaweza kuwa mchungaji?



Mie mzima...tongozo langu ulilipotezea hivihivi....

Loh!!!!! Tongozo lipi tena? Uliniambia nikutafute, mtoto wa watu wala sikuwa na hiyana nikakutafuta ukanipotezea..... kimtindo

 

[Madame B]

khaaa!!!!!
kwani ndo imeisha mdogo wangu Mentor

 

[Lady niece]

Mbona khasira hivo Lady niece? Asprin njoo umchukue mtoto akacheze nje...[/QUOTE]

huyu ndugu yako simuelewi kabisa yeye kila mara lazima awaweke teamrafiki
kwenye vionjo hivi sijui kwanini wakati iko team bazazi ndo imekubuhu kwa
mambo haya

halafu mm sio mtoto naomba badilisha sentensi yako hapo juu
ni mtumzima mwenye ndevu na sharubu zimejaa tele
sasa kuniita mtoto unanishushia hazi hivi hujui kuwa mm
ni BALOZI WA TEAMRAFIKI?

 

[Lady niece]

Kwa taaarifa yako ni soldiers 50,000 nini hao ten percent
sina haja ya kumkamata ameshajikamatisha yeye mwenyewe
hivi unajua maana ya BALOZI ?

Sisi niwazoefu ili umkamate unahitaji kama soldiers 10000
Hatuliilii sisi watoto wa kiume

 

[Lady niece]

Kama ulikuwepo tena yeye yuko pale salamanda

mentor nimefunuliwa kuwa wewe ni polisi kiukweli ukweli kama mimi nilivyo mchawi kiukwelikweliii

 

[Rich Pol]

Uliponea chupuchupu afande, hivi ulivyohamishwa lindi ndo ulipelekwa kahama eeh!

Mbona hujanishtua kumbe kuna short story huku!

 

[BADILI TABIA]

mbona imeisha haraka?

 

[sungura1980]

Mentor,,wewe si ulipona?Na mimi nitapona pia,acha kututisha!Hahahaaa,,umesema mke wa mtu sumu,nina panya nyumbani kwangu ngoja nitafute mmoja aje alale kwangu kama wiki hivi,tumalize kabisa tatizo la panya!

 

[Mentor]

Mentor niambie prodee, kimya....!

Mkuu kabanga, malindo yamezidi...ila nipo mkuu, salam huko!??

Story nzuri,,,,, ivi police nao ni triple w nauliza tu???

Hapana tinna cute, mi mwenyewe si unaniona siko hivyo my dia!

Loh!!!!! Tongozo lipi tena? Uliniambia nikutafute, mtoto wa watu wala sikuwa na hiyana nikakutafuta ukanipotezea..... kimtindo

Mhhhhh...naja tena!!!!!

khaaa!!!!!
kwani ndo imeisha mdogo wangu Mentor

Hiyo part ingine nimeachia imaginations zenu nazo zifanye kazi...

Kama ulikuwepo tena yeye yuko pale salamanda

Ulimaanisha "SELANDER" (kibongobongo inaitwa SALENDA)

mbona imeisha haraka?

He he he kama bao la kwanza...tuvumiliane tu!!!

 

[Mashaxizo]

Mentor,,wewe si ulipona?Na mimi nitapona pia,acha kututisha!Hahahaaa,,umesema mke wa mtu sumu,nina panya nyumbani kwangu ngoja nitafute mmoja aje alale kwangu kama wiki hivi,tumalize kabisa tatizo la panya!

Mkuu umepotea! Longtime no see! Mishe niaajjeh?

 

[Mr Rocky]

Jina lako limeappear kwenye #teambazazi , so either ucomfirm [to comfirm you may choose to remain silent!] or proof beyond reasonable doght kuwa wewe hauhusiki kwenye #teampendwa !
...
mwekundu na Mr Rocky tunaomba mwongozo.

Mhh Mashaxizo hapo mimi siongei sana mtafute utafiti atakuwa na taarifa au Mndengereko Mentor sijui niseme aahh wacha niishie hapa hapa

 

[Lady niece]

MKUU Mentor nilimaanisha salenda biliji