Phone rings........ Mou picks the phone
Mou: who is on the line
Ancelotti: It is me your friend Carlo Ancelotti
Mou: how are things in Spain
Ancelotti :things are hot. I dont even
know whether Real will sack me Mou: you burstad! U deserve to be sacked. How can you allow Di Maria to join those people.
Carlo: but i thought you are leading on the table
Mou: leading what! Why didn't
you sign Falcao now those guys have bought Falcao and you know what he can do when he is annoyed.
Carlo: Eyaa! Jose, i thought i took Chicharito who knows Cech weakness. So u hv to praise me for
releasing that burden from you. Anyway how is Wenger?
Mou : What do you expect from him,he
likes drawing.
Carlo : What about my ex Ozil
Mou:aaaah! Carlo you are funny.
Carlo: how Jose?
Mou: he is flopping everyday since he left Real .
Carlo:what about the new Thiery Henry, Welbeck
Mou: Welbeck,can only score West ham.
Carlo: my friend i just call to tell u
that Ronaldo is on his way to Old Trafford again.
M: felled down and{faints}.
He is now in London hospital
receiving treatments but we managed to got what happened because he recorded the call.