Mambo 9 ya kuumfanya Mpenzi wako akupende

[OLESAIDIMU]

Siku moja moja sio mbaya jemeni.....!..... Tunamaliza kuosha vyombo then twaenda kupumzika....! Mhhhh

We osha mi nipige pasi nguo za kesho job ukija na ubaridi wa maji utanikuta na joto la ironing board!!!!
Hapo vipi mapumziko yake??!!!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Aaaargh kaka hiyo kazi "yao" yeye na house maid, bora pasi naweza piga, kupanga nguo kabatini, hooving nafanya ila hiyo mkuu sijui naonaje!!!!

Sasa mazee ukiwa na dishwasher mbona ni kiasi cha kuvipanga tu vyombo vinavyohitaji muosho na kuweka detergent halafu unafunga mlango na unakuwa umemaliza.

Hiyo nayo huwezi?

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Sasa mazee ukiwa na dishwasher mbona ni kiasi cha kuvipanga tu vyombo vinavyohitaji muosho na kuweka detergent halafu unafunga mlango na unakuwa umemaliza.

Hiyo nayo huwezi?

Mkuu sio kuweza au laa, ni sipendi hiyo sijui ni kichaa au nini???!!!
Diaper ya mtoto nabadili bila shida kabisa, sokoni asubuhi weekends nazama nakusanya mazaga narudi mjengoni sina shida kabisaaaa, ila hilo aaanh wakiwa wako likizo tu!!!!

 

[ESPIRIT]

Ok. Man

 

[Pleasure]

Well said mkuu! Kauzi kenye mashiko haka!

 

[Godzzo]

kufanya mapenzi naye, kumpatia chakula kizuri pamoja name kumpeleka saloon kwa usafiri au kusindikiza safari na kumsaidia kupika.

 

[Msweet]

We osha mi nipige pasi nguo za kesho job ukija na ubaridi wa maji utanikuta na joto la ironing board!!!!
Hapo vipi mapumziko yake??!!!

Well.... I think i like the idea..... Uhhh!!!! Imaginations.....Imaginations

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Well.... I think i like the idea..... Uhhh!!!! Imaginations.....Imaginations

Is fantastic..yeah it is! !!! Imagination is

 

[Msweet]

Is fantastic..yeah it is! !!! Imagination is

.......................................... Fill in the blanks please........ OLESAIDIMU

Habari ya masiku lakini?

 

[tamuuuuu]

Wangu anayapata haya kwa kiwango kikubw sn,mpaka anazoea vibaya ss,na wakati mwingine hadi anajuta nisipokuwepo.Jana tu kakuta nimepika yeye kala tu.

 

[wel]

Kwa mawazo yako kati ya ndege na mwezi kipi kikubwa kwa mwenzie???

 

[conc acid]

Kuna watu hawapendeki hata ufanyeje

 

[matumbo]

Si siyo waumini wa umaskini, never dermonise succes.

If you would go to Ras Simba to polish your grammar,it would be a million shilling decision.

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

.......................................... Fill in the blanks please........ OLESAIDIMU

Habari ya masiku lakini?

Ha ha haaaa "You miss me" ningejaza hivyoooo!!!!

Poa mamy sijui wewe, heri ya sikukuu

 

[Kyangili]

Yoooote nafanya not "kuosha vyombo" hiii hapana! !!!!

Wengine hayo yote tulicha kufanya mwaka 47. Ipo haja ya kufundishwa jinsi ya kuanza

 

[Kiruke cha Ibwe]

Hehe kingreza hiki mh

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Wengine hayo yote tulicha kufanya mwaka 47. Ipo haja ya kufundishwa jinsi ya kuanza

Ha ha haaaaa kama uliacha na yupo basi tenaaa

 

[Undu]

poket money haijalishi!??

Ni
Hela ndio inalinda penzi,anahitaji kula,kusuka na vipodozi

 

[gfsonwin]

well said Nigga...............
but ukweli mie napenda mwanaume msaidiaji yaani hata kama asinisaidie kazi but wakati nazifanya basi akae pemben awe ananipigia stori tunacheka pamoja nk yaani huwa hata kama hajaomba lazima nitampa tu..........

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Kama hiyo kubusu, kukumbatia na kulala hawataki tufanyeje sasa