mama mkwe jeuri......

[Smile]

Subject: DAUGHTER INLAW Vs MOTHER INLAW


Mother-in-law: "My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year......."
Daughter- in-law: Mama, "That was over 40 years ago!!!!!You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking"
Mother-in-law: " I carried him for 9 months....."


Daughter-in-law: " He was only 3.5 kg, wasn't he? ...... so whats the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 110 KG NOW

 

[mtotowamjini]

:biggrin1:

 

[Preta]

nzuri.....

 

[ummu kulthum]

mmmmh!its funny

 

[Ndahani]

Nyie wadada mna mambo!!!

 

[Zamaulid]

eace:

 

[Preta]

Nyie wadada mna mambo!!!

lakini mbona kila kitu ni ukweli......?

 

[Zanta]

Napita tu hapa

 

[Kongosho]

duh, hivi siku moja ntakuwa mama mkwe?
God help me!

 

[queenkami]

duh, hivi siku moja ntakuwa mama mkwe?
God help me!

kama unavyo vya kiume basi utakua tu.
Imagine majibu kama hayo halafu yana ukweli fulani hivi lol

 

[fazaa]

Smile ngojea ukisha zaa ndo utajua mke na mama ni nani ana thamani zaidi.

 

[Smile]

Smile ngojea ukisha zaa ndo utajua mke na mama ni nani ana thamani zaidi.

mama...

 

[Erotica]

Ndahani..

 

[Erotica]

Smile ngojea ukisha zaa ndo utajua mke na mama ni nani ana thamani zaidi.

Hivi thamani anatoa mama, mke, mtoto? hapa ni kumkalisha kiti moto huyo mume ajibu.

 

[Ndahani]

lakini mbona kila kitu ni ukweli......?

Sio kila kitu kinafanana...yeye alipombeba miezi tisa cha moto alikiona....wewe ukibeba kilo 100 raha yake unakoma. Ila kinachofanana ni kitendo na wapi kinafanyika nini

 

[Mr Rocky]

Mwambie hivyo mama mkwe wako kama hujala mwiko wa kichwa

 

[Ndahani]

Ndahani..

Unasemaje? Maana nimekuona pande nyingine umefunguka kama kawa

 

[Erotica]

Unasemaje? Maana nimekuona pande nyingine umefunguka kama kawa

Kwa hio umeninunia?

 

[klorokwini]

Dah! huyu mdada atakuwa anapenda kifo cha mende aisee, haka kamchumba kangu kanapenda kukuna nazi basi nakabeba yeye daily na uvivu wake. Nyambaaf. naomba kontakt za huyu daughter in law

 

[Ndahani]

Kwa hio umeninunia?

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