JOKE OF THE DAY:
I visited my
girlfriend last friday,
when she went to the
bathroom
to shower, her phone rang and
I
picked it up and saw L. Messi
calling.
I didn't answer oooo.
After that moment another call
came and it was P. Coutinho
calling.
I was a bit nervours but I
remained calm.
I said to myself does it mean
this girl is a celebrity and I
didn't know about it..?
As if that was not enough,
another call came in with the
name saved Mikel Obi calling.
Something struck my mind
later
and I realised she has
intentionally saved the
numbers
according to the football
players
name in relation to how
handsome her Boyfriends are,
so I decided to dial my
numbers
too.
I dialed my first number and
oh
my God, guess what.... I saw
BALOTELLI calling.
Hmmm, I didn't talk oooo and I
dialed my 2nd number too and
I
started weeping profusely. I
fainted and was addmitted to
hospital....
Hmmmmm me Ngolo Kante????





















