Makapuku Forum

[shululu]

Morning all kapuku

 

[Kitombise]

Na makucha yake kila mtu na kichaa chake

Eti eeeeh?

 

[Iyegu]

Hao ni wanaume au mbwa??

Mbona unatukosea bradha??

Yani unatufananisha na mbwa??

Au kwenu hao ndio wanaume??

Usirudie tena. Leo nimekusamehe

Haa haa wanaume mbwa hawa.

Sisi ni wanaume watu.

 

[Tetramelyz]

Kucheka ni sehemu ya furaha ya mwanadamu

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[Iyegu]

Gudi moning'i gaizi

 

[Tetramelyz]

Haa haa wanaume mbwa hawa.

Sisi ni wanaume watu.

Kwahiyo umefurahia

 

[Tetramelyz]

Gudi moning'i gaizi

Duh. Haya bana

 

[Iyegu]

Kwahiyo umefurahia

Kwani hakuna mbwa dume?

 

[Tetramelyz]

Kwani hakuna mbwa dume?

Wapo ila sio poa kuwafananisha na wanaume

 

[Iyegu]

Wapo ila sio poa kuwafananisha na wanaume

Kwahiyo mbwa dume nimfananishe na mwanamke?

 

[shululu]

Haa haa wanaume mbwa hawa.

Sisi ni wanaume watu.

Unakaribia kupona sasa [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[Kitombise]

Gudi moning'i gaizi

Gaizi= guy or gay
[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[Iyegu]

Gaizi= guy or gay
[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

GAIZI-GUY
GEIZI-GAY

 

[Iyegu]

Unakaribia kupona sasa [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Nitaponaje wakati mimi ndiye daktari wenu?

Urudi huku wenzio wamekumiss.

 

[Kitombise]

GAIZI-GUY
GEIZI-GAY

Ok, Genda Heka

 

[Iyegu]

Ok, Genda Heka

Sawa,Shabiki wa Simba.

 

[shululu]

Sawa,Shabiki wa Simba.

Hapo maumivu sasa

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

Leo katika Historia:

1947 - Umoja wa Nchi za Soviet wakamilisha uboreshaji wa silaha ya AK-47.

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

1950 - Jenerali Carlos Delgado Chalbaud ambaye alikuwa Rais wa Venezuela anauwawa huko Caracas.

 

[Glenn]

Wanaume bwanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Utakua na tabia hii ww