makaveli10
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- Mar 27, 2013
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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Umeyataka mwenyewe...na hunipati ng'o!!!
Anapiga mneli!!!??Jonax ni kijana mzuri tu kasoro bangi nyingi sanaa
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Bora nivae mitumbaSikuazimi we jipendekeze
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Ni hatari kuweka mambo hadharani kabla hujaanzishaMi ninachoanzisha sisemi kwanza kuna "matapeli wa idea" nishawahi kuibiwa project na watu niliowaamini halafu now inabamba
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Very simple.. Baadae nipe maswali yako, nikuwekee mambo sawa.. Ila ni masaa 3.Nimeibua papper hii mahali fulani. Vipanga wa mahesabu tusaidie kuujua ukweli
``` MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER ```
_Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS._
```1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is selling vegitable genge your combined household income is less than 2mil. Your daughter who is awaiting NACTE results is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2mil. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can't give your wife 1,000/- for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10,000/- in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)
BEST OF LUCK!
Refer to philosophical regression analytic approarch. Calculators allowed.```
Labda kwako wewe ndio unaona nzuri ila kiuhalisia ni low qualityMean hi youtube Mbona Quality nzuri tu...au bando[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Naanza kuwa na waswas na weweAnapiga mneli!!!??
Lakin mbona mneli ni fresh tuu
Weka picha
Hahaa.. Nyama we, mie sina uadui nawe.. Nimeagizwa upendo..Mwombee adui yako aishi ck nyingi
Nilipoona linahusisha hesabu tu wala sijahangaika naloNimeibua papper hii mahali fulani. Vipanga wa mahesabu tusaidie kuujua ukweli
``` MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER ```
_Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS._
```1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is selling vegitable genge your combined household income is less than 2mil. Your daughter who is awaiting NACTE results is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2mil. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can't give your wife 1,000/- for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10,000/- in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)
BEST OF LUCK!
Refer to philosophical regression analytic approarch. Calculators allowed.```
Mfano jamaa kasema hapa ataanzisha "kuhusu" sasa mtu anaiba wazo zen anaenda kuanzisha fastaNi hatari kuweka mambo hadharani kabla hujaanzisha
My sissyLabda kwako wewe ndio unaona nzuri ila kiuhalisia ni low quality
Hata wewe, nilikumc chafu yanguMim zaid
Si useme unavaa kaniki km kibibi fulani kichawiBora nivae mitumba
Mie acha nife maskini... Sichez michezo hyo mie..Wamejiajiri hawaView attachment 396232
Uko sahihi, kuna watu wanasaka aidia nzuri na hii inalipa sana coz ndoa nyingi ziko taabani watu wanasaka suluhu, wakisiKia kuna mtu wa aina hii wanamiminika tuMfano jamaa kasema hapa ataanzisha "kuhusu" sasa mtu anaiba wazo zen anaenda kuanzisha fasta
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Karibuni LaunchAnapiga mneli!!!??
Lakin mbona mneli ni fresh tuu
Siasa ni sumu sana.. Hasa kwa wengine kama sisi tusiopenda masiasa ndio kabsa unakimbiza mtu... Pia kwenye pande mbili lazima uegemee upande mmoja ndio hapo sasa wale wa upande wa pili unawachukia..Ushauri mzuri
Vilevile sitaongelea siasa ni sumu siku hizi labda kuweka habari tu
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