Little Sister


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A little girl complained to her father, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!"

Trying to be funny, her father joked, "But honey, you already have a sister!"

Confused, the toddler asked, "I do?"

"Sure," her dad said, pulling the kid's chain. "You don't see her because every time you come in the front door, she scoots out the back door!"

The confused toddler thought for a moment and then beamed, "You mean just like my other daddy!"
 
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Hahahahaha! Mtoto kaharibu.
 
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Pasua kichwa!
 
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Ha ha ha ha,good question,
 
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dogo kachafua hali ya hewa, na dingi uongo umemponza!!!!!
 
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Khaaaa!
 
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Hapo pameshaharibika tayari
 
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Teh teh teh..............
 
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Umenikumbusha suala kama hili. Kuna Padre mmoja kule Kasita Seminary akawa anawadanganya watoto wa kizungu (Mr Dish) kwamba watoto huwa wananunuliwa. Watoto wa kizungu wakamwambia, no it is not true. They are born by mothers. We saw Laura when she was being born at Ifakara Hospital by our mother. Fr Chahali akabaki anacheka tu bila kusema chochote. Kumbe wakati mama anajifungua, Mr Dish akawa anachukua video pictures, baadae akaja kuwaonyesha watoto jinsi mwenzao alivyokuwa anazaliwa.

Wote tulibaki tukitabasamu, kwa jinsi wazungu walivyowawazi ktk haya mambo.
 
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Kwiiiiiiiiii kwiiiiiii! natamani na mama yake angekuwa pembeni hapo anawasiliza!
 

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