Kiswahili: Methali, Vitendawili, nahau, Misemo n.k

[CharmingLady]

Naenda kwa kuwa Wafanyakazi wenzangu wengi wanatokea huko.

Jibu lake ni Roketi Inaporuka

Kitendawiliii...
Akiondoka, Mzungu,
Akirudi, Mwanajeshi.

Madame B, hv we ni mwalimu ama? mbna vitendawili vyako vgm hvo? haya ngoja njaribu. kinyonga. . . .

 

[platozoom]

hahaa,mbna ukila sembe hulalamik

byakura ni byakura.......bintu ni bhintu tena bhichinchim

 

[Madame B]

Nanasi

Umekosa,
nipe mji Young_Master.

 

[Madame B]

Madame B, hv we ni mwalimu ama? mbna vitendawili vyako vgm hvo? haya ngoja njaribu. kinyonga. . . .

Charm shost umekosa tena mamito jamani.
Jamani basi nipe mji.

 

[CharmingLady]

duh,ama kweli nimeamin nlikuwaga kilaza kwny somo la kiswahili Madame B nenda Chamwino!

 

[Michael Amon]

Umekosa,
nipe mji Young_Master.

Njoo kwetu Arusha Madame B

 

[Madame B]

duh,ama kweli nimeamin nlikuwaga kilaza kwny somo la kiswahili Madame B nenda Chamwino!

Haya ntaenda huko Dom.
Jibu lake ni Chapati.

 

[Madame B]

Njoo kwetu Arusha Madame B

Nikija utanipa cha AraChuga?
Poa.
Jibu lake niii....
Chapatiii.

 

[Michael Amon]

Nikija utanipa cha AraChuga?
Poa.
Jibu lake niii....
Chapatiii.

mimi tena...? wewe njoo tu...utavipata vya kutosha...Ila mhmmm!!! ila ila hilo jibu lako la chapati naona kama vile umenipeleka choo cha kike. embu nifafanulie hilo jibu lako.

 

[Madame B]

Kitendawiliii...
Nina mti wangu mreefu,
lakini hauna tawi hata moja.

 

[Madame B]

mimi tena...? wewe njoo tu...utavipata vya kutosha...Ila mhmmm!!! ila ila hilo jibu lako la chapati naona kama vile umenipeleka choo cha kike. embu nifafanulie hilo jibu lako.

chapati kabla haijachomwa huwa ni ngano nyeupe sawa na mzungu
na ikishachomwa huwa na mabaka mabaka sawa na kombati za jeshi.
Young_Master umenipata?

 

[Michael Amon]

chapati kabla haijachomwa huwa ni ngano nyeupe sawa na mzungu
na ikishachomwa huwa na mabaka mabaka sawa na kombati za jeshi.
Young_Master umenipata?

Mhmmm!!! Haya bwana.

 

[Madame B]

Mhmmm!!! Haya bwana.

Mbona kama huamini?
Haya jibu kingine hiko.

 

[SIM]

kitendawiliii....huku bonde na huku bonde katikati mfereji

msitu wa pande

 

[Michael Amon]

Mbona kama huamini?
Haya jibu kingine hiko.

kiko weapi hicho kingine?

 

[Madame B]

kiko weapi hicho kingine?

Nina mti wangu mreefu,hauna tawi hata moja.
Haya jibu.

 

[Michael Amon]

Nina mti wangu mreefu,hauna tawi hata moja.
Haya jibu.

Sio uume kweli huo...???

 

[Madame B]

Sio uume kweli huo...???

Hee!!! Nini??
Unanipa Presha Young_Master.
Jibu lake ni 'Kamba'.
Hebu toa na wewe chako bhana.

 

[Kaizer]

Kitendawiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

 

[Madame B]

Kitendawiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Teeegaaa!!!.