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Kinyozi na Mswahili Mvivu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Sizinga, Jun 16, 2011.

  1. Sizinga

    Sizinga JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Mswahili mmoja mvivu sana alikwenda kwa kinyozi, alipokaa tu kwenye kiti kinyozi akamuuliza unataka kunyolewa ndevu au nywele? Mvivu akajibu ndevu, kinyozi akamwambia inua kichwa basi, jamaa kwa uvivu akamwambia basi nyoa nywele [/h]
     
  2. womanizer

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    Kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi
     
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    mijitu hiyo ipo kitaa huku
     
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    Hilo rivivu mno sijui hata kama linaweza kuvunja biscut
     
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    teh teh, hii nimeipenda kiukweli!
     
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    Imetulia!!
     
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    Duh, kweli hilo lijamaa vivu!!
     
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    nimeipenda,jamaa vivu sijawahi kuona
     
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    Jamaa huyo anamke kweli?
     
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    mmh kweli huyo bwana mvivu.
     
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    Kama kitakavyokuwa kitoto chako hicho kwenye picha, kipunguzie menu
     
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    Hivi ndevu sio nywele?
     
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    nimeipenda.
     
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    Mvivu kama wale jamaa wa kabila la ........
     
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