Kina dada mnachochea ushoga

[msemakweli]

Leo nilikuwa kwenye club fulani maarufu hapa mjini na kulikuwa na Bendi inaperform. Ikafika mahali wadada club nzima wakaanza kumchochea mkaka A fulani amfanyie mkaka B mwenzake lap dance.

Kaka A akakubali na kina dada wakawa wanamshangilia kwa vigelegele na kumpiga picha na hata kumpa hela utafikiri kashinda tuzo ya Nobeli.

Kuna watu wachache walichukizwa sana na hata kutoka nje ya club! Kilichonishangaza ni jinsi wengi waliobaki walivyolishangilia tendo lile.

 

[Khantwe]

Lap dance ndo nini?

 

[King’asti]

Huyo hajachochewa. Ni shoga tayari, ndo maana walimchochea afanye lap dance. How on earth does a man do a lap dance?

Khaa

 

[Werrason]

Lap dance ndo nini?

cc: msemakweli

 

[platozoom]

Huyo hajachochewa. Ni shoga tayari, ndo maana walimchochea afanye lap dance. How on earth does a man do a lap dance?

Khaa

Hapo sasa...shoga hilo tayari.
By the way nije nikupe kampani, muda mwema huu!!

 

[King’asti]

Karibu. Manake paw aliniambia mlinzi hajamsikia muda mrefu. Geti halina kofuli ukae huko huko nje tafadhali.

Hapo sasa...shoga hilo tayari.
By the way nije nikupe kampani, muda mwema huu!!

 

[dulabuto]

washenzi tu baadhi ya wanawake

 

[farkhina]

Dunia imeharibika sana....

 

[egentle]

Lap dance ndo nini?

Ni ile mtindo wa mwanamke kumkatikia mwanaume kimahaba na kujitingishatingish mbele yake

 

[platozoom]

Karibu. Manake paw aliniambia mlinzi hajamsikia muda mrefu. Geti halina kofuli ukae huko huko nje tafadhali.

Paw nimemuona anaenda kwa mchepuko. Hutaki monday glory?

 

[egentle]

Huyo hajachochewa. Ni shoga tayari, ndo maana walimchochea afanye lap dance. How on earth does a man do a lap dance?

Khaa

Ipo clear kabisa hao wanajuana na inawezekana hata huyo jamaa nae ni mdau wa homosexual.

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Huyo hajachochewa. Ni shoga tayari, ndo maana walimchochea afanye lap dance. How on earth does a man do a lap dance?

Khaa

Ndio huo uchochezi Maasai hujui kiswahili! !!!

 

[Otorong'ong'o]

Sasa hao kinadada wanakosa gani..?

Kwanini dume zima likubali kucheza hiyo sijui lapu dansi...??? Kwanini dume zima likubali kuchezewa lapu dansi na dume mwenzake...?

Sema ulikuwa umeenda kwenye baa ya mashogaa...

 

[King’asti]

Hahaha kiswahili naiyolo doi.
Ashenale.

Sasa katoka na ukisoda wake anaambiwa katika anakatika kama feni? Hahaha ngoja wamuambie akalie kisu

Ndio huo uchochezi Maasai hujui kiswahili! !!!

 

[King’asti]

Nishapata morning glory ya leo na ya kesho. Hebu acha uchochezi, huo mchepuko nimemtaftia mimi amsitiri shoga yangu

Paw nimemuona anaenda kwa mchepuko. Hutaki monday glory?

 

[platozoom]

Nishapata morning glory ya leo na ya kesho. Hebu acha uchochezi, huo mchepuko nimemtaftia mimi amsitiri shoga yangu

Jifariji tu. Utanikumbuka

 

[King’asti]

By the time nakukumbuka utakuwa ulishawekwa kwenye museum. Muone kwanza, hivi unajua lap dance wewe?

Jifariji tu. Utanikumbuka

 

[platozoom]

By the time nakukumbuka utakuwa ulishawekwa kwenye museum. Muone kwanza, hivi unajua lap dance wewe?

OLESAIDIMU alisema ni ile mama yoyoo narukia mimi baada ya kuchoma mkuki nje ya boma ya paw

 

[MankaM]

huyo ni shoga totally

 

[Da Pretty]

washenzi tu baadhi ya wanawake

Washenzi hao wanaume wanaopumuliana.
Mwanamke anahusikaje na ushoga???