Kicheche au Bahati mbaya?


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Your boyfriend wants u 2 meet his family, when u got there...
The older brother is ur Ex boyfriend.
The sister is the woman you were fighting with over a man.
The mother is the nurse who begged u not to terminate ur pregnancy years ago but u did.
And finally the father is the sugar daddy who just bought u Samsung galaxy S4.
What will u do?
 
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talking about Guinness book records..
this is it....
 
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ukweli kabisa kuna classmate wetu alipata kijana kumpeleka kwao kumbe yule mdada anatembea na baba yake...toka siku hiyo alikituliza mchana kweupe
 
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Your boyfriend wants u 2 meet his family, when u got there...
The older brother is ur Ex boyfriend.
The sister is the woman you were fighting with over a man.
The mother is the nurse who begged u not to terminate ur pregnancy years ago but u did.
And finally the father is the sugar daddy who just bought u Samsung galaxy S4.
What will u do?
its PAST IMPOSSIBLE TENSE
 
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Am sure the daddy will keep Quite but the rest will claim the girl is a prostitute with no specific reason. .
 
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Unaghaili na kuondoka bila kuaga mana bwana past zingine hazifai kuishi nazo and getting into this family your past will hunt you forever!
 
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The boss ninekumiss actually nimeimiss familia ya Jf kwa ujumla!! Busy life!! Ar u the daddy here au the Ex lol. .
 
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Kichecheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
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ukweli kabisa kuna classmate wetu alipata kijana kumpeleka kwao kumbe yule mdada anatembea na baba yake...toka siku hiyo alikituliza mchana kweupe

Smile na mipango iliishia hapo?
 
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The boss ninekumiss actually nimeimiss familia ya Jf kwa ujumla!! Busy life!! Ar u the daddy here au the Ex lol. .
hujaambo?
ungenimiss kweli ningejua
huu uzushi huu
 
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Your boyfriend wants u 2 meet his family, when u got there...
The older brother is ur Ex boyfriend.
The sister is the woman you were fighting with over a man.
The mother is the nurse who begged u not to terminate ur pregnancy years ago but u did.
And finally the father is the sugar daddy who just bought u Samsung galaxy S4.
What will u do?
Am not a lady but I suggest you stick with the father
 
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Unatulia kama maji ya mtungi ila noma ni Hiyo dada Ndo atapachimba
 

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