kichaga kigumu kuandika

[BAK]

iyo kyasaka loi! Nukundi kijapani mcho?

Duh! lol! haya meku 🙂🙂

 

[kitalolo]

nasikia raha kusoma

unasikia raha au utamu?

 

[Mkirua]

Ngalorhio kweeli. Kumbe Luichuo kunu pacha!! Lupfule mkonu lundelya nguwe handu wana wa wama!!
Ngaterewa ulakuso. Aa mukundi lumanyane kishari kya mangi??

 

[Vinci]

nkiki tsee

Heee! Ate ma iyo nyi mana mshiki? Ngakunda ngashaa!

 

[Mtumishi Mkuu]

ngekukapia simu msacho lukutane ala mfongonyi wekerika wari mcha sana

Koshika hala mbai na kanyi wiitsa iwe ipatinyi ngeuka nja luende ndao!

 

[Vinci]

kitochi kitoshie muono wo wama...alubamu ing'anyi kuro!! chaa nkiki tsee

kunu kuore nginda pfoo mshiki, kuore shibungara tiki, kola kibungara alafu kowikia hoo wari albamu imu tiki, noshimbio ndeu!!

 

[Vinci]

Kuore na kisusio kya kiring'a

Bwa hahaaaaaaaa! Ukundi wona chasa wandu waichi ilya shitima sha modo henda kiporilon, handu kokelaho " toroka uje" au hamia airtel. Alya wakeokya nguwe ikumi ko siku!

 

[gmosha48]

wara mbafu....meeeen.....

Yele !!!!!!!!Mana mshiki ulameambuya necha nungitewa ngihende laro simtarri. Mbari tsako nyi randuka tsii!

 

[gmosha48]

Kuore na kisusio kya kiring'a

Mbuta! Konyo kisusio kya kiringa ochi idima ikupfo! Ngoo yo yehenda mbio cha ya mbafu!

 

[gmosha48]

Ngachihiyo sana kyamba njiwode maka kenda njiladede kichaka

Aise nyuda shimbonyi. Iyo nyi okodu kapisa. Kofia iyyo wamrasa oko lohi!

 

[Bigirita]

Mbuta! Konyo kisusio kya kiringa ochi idima ikupfo! Ngoo yo yehenda mbio cha ya mbafu!

Ngoo yoo yetocha kipota kyo iuke na njaa!!!

 

[Vinci]

Umechakachua thread mkuu

So sad
mgonjwa mmoja alikuwa mahututi baada ya ndug kumepeleka kwa waganga 'na mahospital kibao bila msaada aliamini msada unatoka kwa mungu na kuomba wana maombi waje kumwombea ..
Walipofika kama watano wakaanza kumzunguka mgonjwa na kukemea majini yote .bahati mbaya yule mgonjwa alikuwa amefunikwa na oxygen ...walioepndelea kuomba pembeni ya mgonjwa kulikuwa na peni na karatasi kwa kuwa akuweza kusema akageuuka upande wa pili jamaa wakajua ananyanyuka akachukua peni akaandika

alipomaliza kuandika akaanza kuhangaika..mmh gafla akakata roho jamani

ndugu wakaanza kulia kweli mmoja wa ndugu akasema embu tusome jamani ameandika nini labda kaacha usia
kilichoandikwa

""jamani mmekalia oxygen mnaniuaa tafadhali nisaidieni""kumbe wakati wa kuomba mmoja alikuwa amekalia ule mpira wa oxygen na hewa ikawa aiendi tena jamaa akaenda kwa baba .....

 

[Vinci]

mekuu...nyuraa mbonyii....shimbonyi...ha ha ha....hii umejifunza wapi faster mkuu?.....kama mtoto mdogo anaejiunza kuongea vile....anakusalimia shikamoo na kuitikia mwenyewe..marahaba...

meku shimboni nashisha hahahahahahahah lol!

 

[kitalolo]

Mbuta! Konyo kisusio kya kiringa ochi idima ikupfo! Ngoo yo yehenda mbio cha ya mbafu!

yesu! koko kuiyo kisusio le bana le, ngikujasia wameku

 

[Vinci]

hahahaha....morututu au dazban

Ngikundi mnenga msoro umu nalengiusi ukou!!
hahahahaa!!! Ote naiyo, ngiweambia naacho naichi kimatire kunu numba....kuore shindo shingi nkekumbuo nkaseka kumonyi!!!
Morututu na Kimatire!!

 

[Yo Yo]

shusho kyoo ka ftso mohogabfso musee mukytso kabshbsha mufwoleni mwahugfyo nyee

 

[Ngongo]

Duh kumbe Yo yo nae yumo ha ha ha ha ha.

shusho kyoo ka ftso mohogabfso musee mukytso kabshbsha mufwoleni mwahugfyo nyee

 

[Raia Fulani]

eeh, monaamaa! luwarikie shiparu! wekechihio kweli!
Nuichi waka waore leri kuta wameeku siku tsi, waka wekekumba mawiri, saa tsingi wekekumba soko. ipfo kacha waka wawenyanyaso sana, lakini siku tsi, nokuta mka nai kilapu nainyo na meeku kanyi aii, nairacha makocha!!

du! Shindo shamuwaluka. Isho oamba nyi loi kapisa. Lakinyi meeku neamba muwinda chu nyi oko. Koikyo mka newa na adabu tikyi. Ma kafuno nkwi eenda se?

 

[Raia Fulani]

Mbuta! Konyo kisusio kya kiringa ochi idima ikupfo! Ngoo yo yehenda mbio cha ya mbafu!

kiringa n kyikyi se? Au nyi kitomoto ko?

 

[Raia Fulani]

Ngalorhio kweeli. Kumbe Luichuo kunu pacha!! Lupfule mkonu lundelya nguwe handu wana wa wama!!
Ngaterewa ulakuso. Aa mukundi lumanyane kishari kya mangi??

wandu lorherha iha lakinyi ikoyana kuorhe kasi. Lakini yewa necha sana lukokoyana kishari