Kazi ya mama na kuku zake Daily

[Kitalolo.]

This just killed me:

A mother used to cook her kids chicken everyday, but the kids got fed up.

Girl: Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku.
Boy: kwa nini?
Girl: Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini.
Boy: Nilidhani ni mimi tuu!
Girl: Ata wewe? Ona zangu venye ni mob. Ebu nione zako.
Boy: Taking short down. Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily.
Girl: Ghai! Yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unamea hadi shingo ya kuku.
Boy: Hata si shingo pekee, shika usikie mayai mbili hapa chini ya shingo.

 

[einstein newton]

teh teh teh...laughable

 

[Future genius]

noma sana

 

[Ziroseventytwo]

Kula 5.

 

[chifu77]

Duuhhh... hahaaa

 

[Amadoli]

Teh Teh Teh Teh Teh Teh Teh

 

[intermediate]

Ehehheh aiseeee...

 

[Makini]

Very funny indeed, nimecheka sana.

Lakini mkuu Kitalolo. umewezeje kuandika wakati imekuua?

 

[Kizzy Wizzy]

Hahaha nacheka kibosss..